i still have to finish watching the end of the machinist so don’t tell me what the ending is or i will BAN you. i didn’t watch survivor, i was going to but i had to go drink beer at the tavern instead and play megatouch. we watched all of ray though, i really liked it.

i dreamt that four people i know died and there was this mass funeral that was never-ending and then everything turned into a video game and zombies were there. fucking weird.

do you ever swallow crazy pills with beer? classy, i know, but anyway, the beer is so cold your teeth can’t take it and the pill just sort of floats there in your mouth and dissolves and your teeth hurt and your face looks ugly, uhhh.

today i am going to drink beer and write a masterpiece.

eat shit.

today i fell over in the office into a bunch of stuff. i was walking around going I NEED A PEN I NEED A PEN in a high-pitched squeaky voice to annoy fil and then i tripped over my sandals and fell into all of my crap. i’ve also been saying YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM a lot like how the dancing hot dog does in that old buy refreshments ad they still play at the drive-in. we are going to watch survivor tonite and drink beer and watch the machinist and also Ray which is about how i use to be blind and black and have a penis.

everyone this is sarah‘s livejournal and she is noel’s girlfriend remember she is that girl with long hair and fucked up bangs i always take pictures of. k bye.

i’m starving and if i don’t get a coffee in me right now i am going to SPLODE! yesterday i did not get conditioner and i did not shower either and today fil is not going to work because his fingers are messed up and so i rolled over in bed and tried to go back to sleep and he’s all HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING and i’m all I’M SLEEPING and he’s all WHY and i’m all COS I’M TIRED.

true story, i know, it gets better.

and then i’m all HEY WHAT IS THIS COS YOU’RE NOT WORKING IS IT PAY ATTENTION TO FIL DAY!?

so now i am awake wearing my stupid gay dress with leg warmers and sandals and down syndrome hairdo.

fsoig;h 3htfdkgnd

the young slutty girl down the hall moved out and now some yuppie loves there i think, i just heard him in the alley talking about going to cuba and scuba diving. the apartment next to him there is this french couple and everytime they are in the alley or the hallway they are always speaking french and it’s like the most beautiful thing to listen to and i pretend that we are all in a soap opera together and i’m the crazy shut-in down the hall that they never speak to. anyway.

i smell

i have to walk all the way to the pharmacy with fucked up hair to buy some conditioner

i went to the coffee shop wearing the most ridiculous shirt and booty shorts ever and it felt like everyone knew about my stupid outfit and were personally offended by it

and then i saw a boy and girl on a date and the girl said now tell me everything about you and the boy was like uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh duuuurrr

i wonder what kind of conditioner i will buy today

maybe i will buy the most expensive brand with all the bells and whistles and gimmicks

the dude who works there is a homo who tries to push pills on people

that’s what i heard

dude, push away

i missed the season premiere of survivor, did anyone tape it? if you watched it email me and tell me EVERYTHING.

DORITOS PART DEUX

last nite in bed i brought the bag of doriots with me that just won’t leave me alone and i ate a couple and was soonly grossed out but then fil went all fat girl psychotic and ate the crap out of them and i asked him if he was in love with eating and he said yes and then i asked if he loved doritos more than me and he said while he is eating them yes but when he is done eating he loves me again and then i asked if he loved the daily show more than he loved me and he said while it is on he loves the daily show more and then i asked if he loved the cat more than me and that’s when things got hysterical.

happy birthday dude.