yesterday me and aimee bought shower curtains and now our lives are complete. the one i got makes you feel like you are at a rave when you take a shower. it is electric blue green something and see-thru and it was 5.88 and came with matching shower rings and it was a good deal and it came from wal-mart. yes, i went back to wal-mart. first we went to home depot but their shower curtains were too retarded for words. there was a black leather one. and i wanted it. but, you know, it seemed way beyond necessary however i like the idea of having an obnoxious shower curtain very much so.

too bad it was sixty bucks.

ok so we leave home fucko for wal-mart after soaking ourselves up some blue collar and take it down a notch and even bought a 50 cent pop on our way in and because it was a during the day visit to wal-mart i felt ok about it and the people working there with their vests on have lots of flare on ‘em like jennifer aniston does in office space on her uniform.

ok so we are looking at shower curtains and we are getting mad because there are too many to choose from and we spent at least a half hour choosing, well, aimee did anyhow because there were too many cute/obnoxious/tacky things to look at and aimee was opening all the packages and leaving them everywhere without putting them back together and i started being a mom and she said that’s why they get paid the big bucks to clean up and so on and then part of a display fell on her head and i suggested filing a lawsuit but we didn’t feel like it so we looked at the ghetto underwear and i almost bought a six-pack of panties but i didn’t i bought two pairs of tube socks for two bucks each and felt great for the rest of the day about it.

then we went to the supermarket after watching oprah and got on each other’s nerves because this guy was buying all of the bread in the entire universe and he was in the express lane and aimee had to jet and i was like dood i had to get eggs, i let you borrow napoleon dynamite SHUT UP and this smarmy rich lady behind me was all annoyed because she had bad hair and a long older woman jacket on and i was showcasing super cool style + youth and taking longer on purpose to take my sweet mula out of my pocket to pay.

boring is my favorite.