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i found what my true calling in life is

well i sort of knew all along

and last nite helped make it more clear

my true calling is the

jurassic park shooting game

i’m serious

we sat there a whole hour and i was thinking

this is the best hour of my life

this is such a great work-out for my arms

holding this big stupid gun

and i am sweating like mental

and chillens are walking all around

getting mad that we are hogging the game

and i am like BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP

fackoff t-rex

my other true-calling is tai-play and 11up and drinking beer and making comments about strangers and their facial expressions

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