i found what my true calling in life is
well i sort of knew all along
and last nite helped make it more clear
my true calling is the
jurassic park shooting game
i’m serious
we sat there a whole hour and i was thinking
this is the best hour of my life
this is such a great work-out for my arms
holding this big stupid gun
and i am sweating like mental
and chillens are walking all around
getting mad that we are hogging the game
and i am like BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP
fackoff t-rex
my other true-calling is tai-play and 11up and drinking beer and making comments about strangers and their facial expressions
