i love mini me spanish beetlejuice.

inspired by suckface here, in alphabetical order is ma funny picture post of les webs. each word being the one used to pull up the image in google. ps some pics have nothing to do with the word, used to find ‘em out, ie. vulva is not a vulva and cavity is not a cavity and, this took me forever, so you better love it and tell me which one you like best-eh-sess.

alligator

belmont

cavity

dung

environment

frig (why don’t frat fucktards know anything about resizing their photos?)

gas

hentai

islam

jackie

kill (pfft).

leech

move

noose

oprah (knew she was a nazi all along).

piss

queasy

rasta (my new boyfriend).

serpent (so far my favorite).

tuft (new other boyfriend).

useless

vulva (i love that word).

wolverine

xerox

yacking (major favorite, close second for yacking).

you’re a zipper that doesn’t work

ask me anything you like

i’ll reveal everything

i will treasure the truth

you could know anything

i am but a fool to play

unaware of things

if i treasure the truth

i would tell it to you

i’m coming down

to tell you what i know

to say what’s real

to let you know

where i have been and how i had to

sleep on needles

you’ll believe you are hard

sleep on needles

and hear only the truth

am i likely to succeed

with the way things are

judging by your smile

you’re holding somethin’ back…


-sleep on needles

i date spiderman only. peter parker sometimes too though but only when he is getting hit in the head repetitively when he drops all his books and eats chocolate cake with that polski/german? and she has a big ugly mole on her eyebrow what looks like chocolate cake.

my mum shot rocky in the eye with a hair elastic sometimes mum is 13 years old i like it.

exit music (for a film)

wake from your dreams

the drying of your tears

today we escape

we escape

pack and get dressed

before your father hears us

before all hell breaks loose

breathe keep breathing

don’t lose your nerve

breathe keep breathing

i can’t do this alone

you can laugh

a spineless laugh

we hope your rules and wisdom choke you

now we are one

in everlasting peace

we hope that you choke

Nice Dream

they love me like i was a brother

they protect me

they dug me my very own garden

gave me sunshine

made me happy. nice dream.

i call up my friend the good angel

but she’s out with

her ansaphone

she says she would love to come help

but

the sea would electrocute us all. nice dream.

if you think that you’re strong enough.

if you think you belong enough.

nice dream.


somebunny find me my ok computer cd please

im a raymiac says:

hi

necklace luky man says:

very sexy fantastic

im a raymiac says:

yes? that is good

necklace luky man says:

now ready to fuck

im a raymiac says:

you are ready to fuck?

necklace luky man says:

yes thats what i feel

necklace luky man says:

very nicely i will kiss for 15 minuts then start

im a raymiac says:

i want to fuck too

necklace luky man says:

when I fuck is there any noice?

im a raymiac says:

there is lots of noise

im a raymiac says:

i sound like i am trying to take a crap when i cum

necklace luky man says:

when I fuck I will put my fingers on the ass firmly

im a raymiac says:

ok

im a raymiac says:

will you wear something nice

necklace luky man says:

yes

necklace luky man says:

do u know normaly when i fuck i put my finger on the ass and push it littel in side

im a raymiac says:

like what

im a raymiac says:

yeh a lot of people do that, personally though i like to put my entire fist into the ass, but that is just me and sometimes i wear press on fingernails that dont have very good adhesive so when i pull out i am missing a few. i like giving people presents.

necklace luky man says:

can u show me some other picture

im a raymiac says:

no

necklace luky man says:

where are u now in america?

necklace luky man says:

I like to see backside

im a raymiac says:

right now i am living in texas

necklace luky man says:

ok nice

necklace luky man says:

can u tell me what is the meaning of democrocy? can u write it?

necklace luky man says:

hi

im a raymiac says:

it means

im a raymiac says:

form of government in which sovereign power resides in the people as a whole, and is exercised either directly by them or by their elected representatives; State having this form of government

necklace luky man says:

do u know now our country is under big debate about party system

im a raymiac says:

yes u told me how is that going

necklace luky man says:

so some people say they want multiparty system but some people want only one party

so what is ur opinion

im a raymiac says:

what are the two parties they want

necklace luky man says:

we want one ruling party and one opposition party yet we are not create

necklace luky man says:

our country population is about three hundred thousand only

im a raymiac says:

what do u want the ruling party and opposition to be

im a raymiac says:

republican and democratic?

im a raymiac says:

i think democratic is the one u want for sure

necklace luky man says:

or at least we want three party

necklace luky man says:

yes

im a raymiac says:

well democracy is what u need, all the voices are heard

necklace luky man says:

yes

necklace luky man says:

nealy 80% OF THE POPULATION are reformist but the current ruling party are very strict about this

im a raymiac says:

why dont u move to canada

lets – lkw 2000

lets hold hands like we are fast friends in the middle of the lite i feel your chill and i smile your feet they hide from the sky i mend you fold and bend the last wind stole your kiss that bliss that mellow tenderness that mild fright tomorrow dawn we’re holding hands fast friends running wild into nite

“tongue lust” – lauren white – july 2001 – brooklyn

stretched my legs and sat around to the other place we stayed today played the fool in the sitting room and that’s enough for me now how about everybody else their sleazy moments with sid&nancy self pretending to care not giving a damn the comp list is good enough for you looking to spend the rest of my life under a rock with you take into account the time we might spend hating each other too whiskey and coffee blend very well blend very well my dear im sorry to say you’re not very well dressed for hanging ’round here with fear in your belly and lust on your tongue can never wait for nite to come you’re sticking out like the sore sun rising the look on your face so very surprising and the wicked things you do you say to me make me feel like a million stings in the sea we lose track of days when we don’t go to skool or work for the corporate whores like you and me

there’s actually a recording of this song, anti knows it. it’s me and jack on a fourtrack in that practise space in dumbo what hookers got fucked in on the futon.

look at your writing a if it were written by your enemy – look for what is wrong. snub that bitch! when you read your own writing to praise it – you’re blind to your mistakes – you can’t see good and bad at the same time. you just can’t.

“we’re all wendys in peter pan, all going to grow up one day – we’re all going to betray our childhood and stop believing.”

can i walk up your ladder?

Thursday, July 20, 2000 – Oxford, ST EDWARDS not EDMUNDS!

room astray, the maids stole back the artwork i stole from the hallway. dagnabbit. they must think i purposely leave my room in the most disasterous of states – just to piss them off. i hope they don’t go through my things.

an orange and black coffee for breakfast – shudder. eeuugh.

stumbling through the suburbs and i fell apart.

i can’t believe i’m consuming this oily coffee.

August 10 2000

Portobello rd.

throbs of humans stalls upon stalls clothing, trinkets, sparkled belts, antique chests, tins sue smokes a cigarette after supper. pigeons gather at your feet sweat falls down your neck man piping his accordian boy playing the steel drums fresh peppers fresh tomatoes fresh food open patios eating the sun pints and people chatter and gawk i’ve seen your face before but will i see you again tomorrow

a couple holding hands in dreds him wearing a kilt her in a sarong beads on their wrists and ’round their necks makes you acknowledge your loneliness

who will hold your hand love, who will hold your hand

i don’t even know the color of my own eyes i see my face minus the eyes