i stole aaron’s gremlin toy

i wanna see the michael moore film. looks decent enough.

last year on father’s day i was in hospital in the height of mental messness it was pretty bad. the things i said and believed were fucked. i remember my dad sitting there reading the paper and me sitting in hospital garb feeling bad for not being able to get his present. fuck that sucked.

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stop being boring to me

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sorry

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what can i do to you for entertainment?

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this girl went nuts at me today

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coz i didnt take my shoes off

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what the fuck

ghonnorea mia smoke break says:

what did she say

-Ultramag- i made it like that, i bought it like that, im livin like that for… says:

well she cant speak english much

-Ultramag- i made it like that, i bought it like that, im livin like that for… says:

so she started waving her arms aroud and stuff

-Ultramag- i made it like that, i bought it like that, im livin like that for… says:

so i said “why are you suh a shoe nazi”

-Ultramag- i made it like that, i bought it like that, im livin like that for… says:

you know, as a joke

-Ultramag- i made it like that, i bought it like that, im livin like that for… says:

and she stormed off and slammed the door

ghonnorea mia smoke break says:

haha

ghonnorea mia smoke break says:

where do u live again

-Ultramag- i made it like that, i bought it like that, im livin like that for… says:

sydney

-Ultramag- i made it like that, i bought it like that, im livin like that for… says:

but im originally from south africa

ghonnorea mia smoke break says:

ah

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ghonnorea mia smoke break says:

why did u move

-Ultramag- i made it like that, i bought it like that, im livin like that for… says:

nah im not rich

-Ultramag- i made it like that, i bought it like that, im livin like that for… says:

my dad made heaps of money in south africa though

-Ultramag- i made it like that, i bought it like that, im livin like that for… says:

we moved because of apartheid

-Ultramag- i made it like that, i bought it like that, im livin like that for… says:

my dad thought being non-white in south africa wasnt a good idea

ghonnorea mia smoke break says:

i saw nelson mandella when i was in grade ten at the sky dome

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im getting a tit massage right now

kinda ugly

haven’t you heard im part of mugato’s derlict campaign.

so you can derlict my balls capitan.

that burger made her queasy.

breathe deeply.

i like this song. of course you do.

i fuckin’ sweated like a mother eff ur today. i’m writing such horrible shit lately. i got this book from my nana’s basement by roald dahl, george’s marvelous medicine. “what’s the only cure for the meanest grandmother in the world?” heh. there are funny drawings innit that’s sort of how i draw. weird squiggle lines and dumb scribble shading.

uh earth to matilda i was at a day spa. day. d a y i e.

you have twelve…hundred messages. that is a bit above average.

such horrible shit i say. shit.

look i gotta pee but i’d really like to continue talking about this conversation when i get back.

i can derlict my own balls, thank you very much.

shawn and i whipped each other with this sort of blow up ball and it makes the best whipping sound but is not at all painful. i bopped mum in the head too. my papa smacked my ass im like woah easy there whino. we went to see my other grandpa’s tree in the faggy artist park and i ran after all the geese i was hoping to be pecked in the shins.

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so yesterday was all about lake ontario. and kim mitchell at that festival and us parking our yacht in front of all these pussy little boats, blocking their view. then it was marler’s trimaran and ear aches and batteries taped into the deck and slut euro dance musick. awesome. couldn’t get the bbq working tho. the propane it was. yesterday my cousin holly, four years old, says, i’m bored. and i say only boring people say they’re bored, and your shoes are on backwards. she’s the coolest kid, looks just like my papa. and her brother i’m like don’t you talk? he is forever cross-legged and playing with gadgets. just like his dad. i really wish i brought my camera out.

speaking of papa, happy father’s day raymi’s dad and thanks for putting up with well, everything. awesome city is what you are! i love you.