happy belated may4th bday to lauren yer boy rob lurves you and i do too.
mom i only like black guys now. this is mc caddy cad or whatever and he sucks i think but really i wouldn’t know because i never know who is up there doing what i’m too busy swirling around with beer bottles in my hands and falling into girls who want to make me eat shit.
this is me and jonafran. he’s been my boy since jr. kindergarden but there was awhile when we wasn’t talking. it was nothing personal at all. we just got busy and shit. i kicked him in the shins one time when we were dancing during playtime, smooshed his cheeks so all the water in his mouth spat onto the floor right in front of our teacher and all this other stupid crazy crap. my dad backed into his car a month ago and scraped his bumper all along the side of jon’s car. fuck. we saw the whole thing, well, jon did, i was looking through my dad’s desk drawers at the time. jon’s like um your dad just hit me i’m like are u mad? no, i just wanna smoke a joint. fine. he is the funniest guy ever and he draws amazingly and he tried to teach me how to do skateboard shiznat but in the end i just rode my longboard down this shit-eating hill on my arse.
i feel like i am going manic again, but not really really. i’m a bit strung out from weed withdrawals. i feel pretty healthy today tho, which is good. i’m trying to eat less carbs and less in general. i’m pissed at kristi kuz she’s totally avoiding me. she has all my shit. biznotch. important leaf game tonite. i’m at sarah’s right now. holla.
im an asshole and what i wrote about my ex bf’s was very mean and not everything applies to all of them and i am sorry. my horse ain’t that high brotha’
so i took down that post after thinking about it all day drinking half a bottle of benylin and some martinis and telling the story about how i crapped my bathingsuit when i was eleven.
goodnite.
sorry i didn’t get the newsletter about short flippy skirts, fuck-me pumps, tiffany necklaces and purses so expensive you want to purposely lose them because they stress you out so much. and i don’t know where you go to find sunshine in the middle of winter, an island down the street? and i’m sorry i call you a bitch to your face or a hussy but really i mean it in a nice way. i’m ghetto, ok? i have no tact and i am use to hanging around guys who talk shit and stuff and i’m socially inept. can you please just stop saying whutup if you are a skinny white girl? thanks.
Eli Eli says:
k tal?
raymitheminx.com says:
what
Eli Eli says:
¿qué tal?
Eli Eli says:
what’s up
raymitheminx.com says:
oh not much
Eli Eli says:
*wanna cyber?*
Eli Eli says:
no i’m jsut fucking with you
raymitheminx.com says:
who are u
Eli Eli says:
although it would be cool if you put that shit up on the other site
raymitheminx.com says:
ok lets make a fake one then
raymitheminx.com says:
start over
raymitheminx.com says:
ill change my name
Eli Eli says:
i’m english/welsh and i live in BELGIUM
jean-baptiste says:
ok
pretty young box says:
interesting
jean-baptiste says:
t’es chaude la?
pretty young box says:
speak english for fuck sakes
jean-baptiste says:
pff
jean-baptiste says:
you need some variety
jean-baptiste says:
wait what’s the address of the site again
pretty young box says:
http://www.sexyfux.blogspot.com
pretty young box says:
im gonna need a pic too
jean-baptiste says:
hmm
jean-baptiste says:
what time is it over there anyway?
jean-baptiste says:
like 4?
pretty young box says:
4 30 pm
jean-baptiste says:
i’m looking for a photo
jean-baptiste says:
but my computer is a slut and a half
pretty young box says:
k im gonna go smoke and blowdry my hair
jean-baptiste says:
well another time maybe
Master and Everyone says:
be good
Master and Everyone says:
xx
pretty young box says:
no
pretty young box says:
lets do the fake sexchat
Master and Everyone says:
oyoyoy
Master and Everyone says:
i just changed my name back
pretty young box says:
pick a name
Master and Everyone says:
gary
pretty young box says:
thats a good one
Master and Everyone says:
but maybe it’s not sleazy enough
pretty young box says:
change it to gary
pretty young box says:
no its perfect
Gary says:
ok?
Gary says:
ok.
Gary says:
you could pin this whole conversation up
Gary says:
it would be kinda meta-blogging
pretty young box says:
about how dumb we are
Gary says:
well if it goes badly then you can
Gary says:
but you aren’t allowed to edit it.
pretty young box says:
ok i wont and u have to be like ethnic
Gary says:
irish ethnic?
pretty young box says:
just be like dumb
pretty young box says:
lets start out not knowing anything about each other
Gary says:
shouldn’t be too hard
pretty young box says:
u dont know anything about raymitheminx
Gary says:
lets go.
Gary says:
no no
pretty young box says:
no what
pretty young box says:
so u found my blog?
Gary says:
are we started yet?
pretty young box says:
no
Gary says:
yeah i read it sometimes
pretty young box says:
does gary know about raymitheminx
pretty young box says:
no he doenst
Gary says:
yeah ok he does
Gary says:
ok he doesn’t!
pretty young box says:
u found me on friendster
Gary says:
i don’t know anything about friendster
Gary says:
i won’t be too convincing
pretty young box says:
ok then
pretty young box says:
any personal site it doesnt matter
Gary says:
let’s go yar?
pretty young box says:
ok
pretty young box says:
hi gary where are you from
Gary says:
i’m boston-irish
pretty young box says:
wait start over
pretty young box says:
u have to be the one who starts
Gary says:
riiiiiiiiiiight
Gary says:
hey, a/s/l?
pretty young box says:
hahaha
pretty young box says:
i remember that shit, what is this yahoo
pretty young box says:
canada, 21, female
pretty young box says:
you?
Gary says:
27/m/boston
Gary says:
you really 21 and female?
Gary says:
cos i heard there are guys who pretend..
Gary says:
you know..
Gary says:
17/f/ny is actually 41, fat, wearing a towel?
pretty young box says:
if i was a dude why would i be talking to another dude, i’d be scouring the net for vaginas
pretty young box says:
exaclty
pretty young box says:
wow so you actually have some intelligence
Gary says:
my ex girlfriend used to have a nickname for me..
Gary says:
she called me smarty in bed
pretty young box says:
why
Gary says:
i can’t believe i’m telling a stranger things like this!!!
Gary says:
do you like sex?
pretty young box says:
yes a lot
Gary says:
(why? cos i’m totally the smartest guy i know)
Gary says:
you experienced?
pretty young box says:
well you are kind of boring me
Gary says:
hey gimme a chance honey!
pretty young box says:
ok sorry
Gary says:
where in canada, cos you know..if this goes well, we could hook up
pretty young box says:
im not telling you shit idiot
pretty young box says:
canada is all u need to know
Gary says:
hey i’m not some kinda stalker! all the charges were dropped!
pretty young box says:
not funny
pretty young box says:
neway
Gary says:
well fuck this
Gary says:
i try to be a nice guy
pretty young box says:
u want to like cyber or something
Gary says:
shure..
Gary says:
what are you wearing?
pretty young box says:
a scarf and sandals
pretty young box says:
and pants
pretty young box says:
no wait, pink lace pink fishnets
pretty young box says:
other sexy things
Gary says:
hey i want u 2 b honest ok?
pretty young box says:
ok
Gary says:
are you really?
pretty young box says:
no offense but i am really bored u dont talk fast enuff
Gary says:
well fuck this shit, lady
moondog jr says:
no really i couldn’t be arsed
moondog jr says:
it’s not too convincing anyway
pretty young box says:
i know
pretty young box says:
we are terrible at it
pretty young box says:
pervs always get right to the point
pretty young box says:
ill just use all of this
moondog jr says:
ALL of it
moondog jr says:
this is gonna sound really rude, but seriously are you 21
moondog jr says:
cos you look older sometimes
moondog jr says:
maybe you just have a lived-in face
pretty young box says:
i am 21 just turned
moondog jr says:
were you ever a ski-instructor?
pretty young box says:
lived in face yah
pretty young box says:
no ski
moondog jr says:
no but i guess that shit is useful
moondog jr says:
but now you are 21 you don’t get carded anymore
moondog jr says:
no seriously i’m just checking,
moondog jr says:
it wouldn’t surprise me if *raymitheminx* is some toronto art-house collective
pretty young box says:
wow
pretty young box says:
u really thought that
pretty young box says:
i am a huge embarassing failure team of one
moondog jr says:
it crossed my mind
moondog jr says:
well you are prolific anyway
moondog jr says:
and you rock the tartan scarf, which is always a good thing
pretty young box says:
thanks
pretty young box says:
i feel pretty dumb lately
pretty young box says:
wait what am i talking about i am a genius
moondog jr says:
well i have achieved NOTHING in my life
moondog jr says:
strictly fuck all
pretty young box says:
that is such a turn on
moondog jr says:
yeah i hate these overachievers
moondog jr says:
i have peaked but it wasn’t very impressive
moondog jr says:
lying on the pavement outside my house and deciding it would be a good idea to go to sleep
moondog jr says:
was my finest hour
pretty young box says:
what am i going to do with my life
moondog jr says:
make it your mission
moondog jr says:
to find where they sell belgian beer in canada
moondog jr says:
and if they don’t sell hoegaarden, import it
pretty young box says:
im being serious friend
moondog jr says:
and get fucking high off your own supply
moondog jr says:
well what can you do
moondog jr says:
what qualifications do you have
pretty young box says:
im tired of being a no talent ass clown
pretty young box says:
i can write and do computer things and take pictures
pretty young box says:
swim dance
pretty young box says:
drink heavily
pretty young box says:
say mean things
moondog jr says:
do some photogrphy shit
moondog jr says:
catalogue your life, as you do now
pretty young box says:
get arrested or sent away to mental hospitals
moondog jr says:
but do it at a college
moondog jr says:
and get a grant
moondog jr says:
find a patron
moondog jr says:
a 21st century medici
pretty young box says:
i need a rich old guy who will just give me money and make me think i am a success
pretty young box says:
successfully spending his cash
pretty young box says:
sshc baby!
pretty young box says:
brb going for a smoke
moondog jr says:
i’m going for a smoke and a sleep.
moondog jr says:
i just shaved my beard off, and that was kinda fun, but it might be hard for you
moondog jr says:
xx
pretty young box says:
ew that smoke was a gross one
this is my big brother all plastered and pouring his heart out but we couldn’t take him seriously on account of the rabbit ears. i love the guy.
this is where i spend all my time sideways on a couch with an ashtray and a glass table and a something…
i’m fantasizing about walking down the street wearing flip flops and holding a 6pack in each hand. i really am. i hope i don’t alcohol myself to death now. my mum bought me a betty boop shirt as a congratulations please don’t smoke pot ever again bribe/present. ok. so i’m going to drink a lot of coffee and have more cigretz. and maybe i’ll only smoke when i watch survivor. we’ll see.
