um am i the only person in the room who’ legs are turning inside out and everything inside you is all jibber-jabber. gone green? what what? i guess that’s junky styles right? i read burroughs’ junky and shit man that made me wanna try heroin so baaad. but i’m not gonna go there. ever. me and floorboards wuz talkin’ about that the other day and he’s like yah some of that is gonna be comin’ thru and i’m like hmmm i’m comin’ over then and he’s like yah i’m doin’ that! then i thought nah i couldn’t do it. there’s things you think about and you really consider them for awhile and reason walks through the dorr and is like yo mother effer don’t be stupid.
yo i hate this new blogger set-up what the fucking fuck? i just came in from suntanning and the only time i see my neighbours is when i’m in my ‘kini, durrty ole pervs.
i’m starting to finally enjoy trailer park boys.
and i think it’s funny how boston rob proposed to amber before they announced who won the million. way to be. she wins it and you benefit you bastard. pre-nup that shiznat amber. pre-nup. and i don’t know what the twist was so tell me someone thanks.
i wore big hooker boots yesterday that i had never worn before and i wasl ike jeez i got all dressed up and we’re only going to stay there for 30 minutes and he’s like dressed up? ya, dressing up for me consists of hooker boots or shoes with heels.
today when lina was washing my hair over and over again in the sink i had a convulsive laughter attack and everyone in the salon looked at me and some men i think got turned on. she was like looohren why is thees happenin’ does this happen when you wash your own hair? ohmygod only on the left side of your head.
my grammar had a crazy stroke one time when she got dunked under cold water and lost her memory this other time after swimming in a pool, looked at my dad and said who are you?
so kuz of my retardedly sensitive skull i missed out on lina’s massadge. i always feel like a goony perv when hairdresser’s do that to me. bina would come over and they would argue in porchugeuse and the esthetician called me crazy when my mum tole her i shaved off half my eyebrow and then my mum said yep she’s crazy. but it was an accident.
there was this old shaky lady with parkinson’s there and she gets a perm once a year and even took the bus all by herself and she’s 86. where do these old people come from?
i ate an egg salad sammich and gave half of it to the black tall town crackhead and he took it without thinking i coulda put spit innit.
whatever, you’d eat my spit.
my pussy always gets wet when i lay in that tanning bed. i left all my face make-up on kuz im lazzy so my wu-tang name would be ghostface toffeebawdy. that was gay. i rolled my eyes at myself.
went to my crazy doctor appointment today after i had my hair fixed, dyed black with white/blond streaks and a trimmy trim. i told him about my panic attack after smoking a j and walking to the store. i was too afraid to get out of my bed. blah faggity blahhh. then we went tanning after i confronted kristi and got all my shit back. her brother is punching holes in walls now and losing weight and got kicked out of school. definitely on coke. i looked in on her parents, stressed-out as they were sleeping in bed at 5 in the afternoon and they looked dead, her father with his hands crossed over his chest and mother with her head cradled in the hook of his one arm.
