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Pauly shore and adam sandler have never written me back.


I want to fuck johnny knoxville, edward norton, and that john meyer guy.


Justin timberlake too.


OH and that stevo 32 dude from sum41. Him maybe the most right now.


Can you help me do these things?


It�s quite important.


Oh redman too.


And *******.


I fucked *******.


I fucked ******** and I ran away to nyc and fucked ******** and fell in love with the spy and broke *******�s heart or made him feel used.


I�m an asshole.


I have bedded many many a many.


I have no std�s and no aids.


This is good.


Pamela andersen gives hepatitis C a bad name.


And im not being mean.


She should be a spokesperson for something else.


I think she is bubbly.


I don�t like saying negative mean things.


I just make observations.


It�s a curse and probably the number one reason why people hate me so much.


Bad press is still good press.


Yo, cut it.


people think certain things about me but actually if yer a quick one you know that really i am just not that. unnng. bye.




i wish i actually paid attention to the words in VICE magazine when they told us about the best coke jams because now i am lost and always playing the wrong thing and changing it then changing it again to something else that is also wrong and unpleasant to my sensitive nerves and ears and patience. anyhow, please sned me lists of the best tunes to snuff snaff to. thanks.


fucking hell this is terrible. this day. too much. sorry everyone. sorry bar for ok goodbye april fools is helping me half out at the moment. wuuuuht. har har haaa. no more interventions please dears.


pfffft.







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