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aww..I wish I was there at the rap show. I woulda stood right there in the front screaming, “woooo…raaaayyymiiii!!!!…wooohooooo….!!” And danced around and slam danced and stage dived even when the track skipped. Stage diving at a rap show. you ask? Well, yes, indeed. Because I would’ve been so excited to see the beautiful and talented miss raymi up close, live and in person. I would’ve waited for you at the stage door after the show and asked you to sign my ass, and then I would’ve high tailed it straight to the tattoo parlor to have your signature etched forever onto my pearly white bottom. Then I would’ve rushed back out to find you at some after party, or a Denny’s or something and stared at you with puppy dog eyes until one of your friends came over to me and said, “hey man, you’re like creeping her out, why don’t you just get lost?” And I’d be all like, “It’s cool, I know her…I just want to show her my tattoo…rayymii….it’s me…hey…over here…” And I’d pull my pants down right there in front of the salad bar screaming across the restaurant to you…”raayymmiii…look….” And then the manger would come over and tell me I had to leave and I’d say,”it’s ok, she’s my friend” And then they’d drag me out and toss me to the curb and I’d still be all happy because I got to see you. Hmmm..then what?…Then I suppose I’d go home to look at my ass in the mirror.

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