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my pictures are down today. meh. sorry. this fat italian old guy said to me as i was riding my bike thru a yellow lite which eventually turned red, “red lite red lite stop stop.” and i’m all “fuck off.” true story. then as i was eating pizza on a bench this loser guy comes up to me and sits down and tries to talk to me and so i pretended i was german and didn’t speak english but then the guy starts speaking german so i say sorry dude, i just don’t wanna talk to you. i’m here to eat, not to talk. then he walked away. then i finished my pizza in silence. the end.

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