i am eating pro greens green pills

they make my head explode

yesterday a fat lady walked into the toilet i was in and saw my pussy. she stared for a few seconds then slammed the door. i made a dorky,

“WAAAAAAAAAAyyyyyyyyyyyyyyHHHHHHHHHH……..”

sound and kept peeing. then she went to her table and told everyone what had happened, saying i didn’t lock the door, thus being my fault.