Subject: A friendly proposition… a funny email

Hello my dear friends,

Several of you have expressed an interest in dry-humping like dogs, and

I thought that I would extend “feelers” out to all of you to see if anyone

else is interested. I think that rubbing our crotches up against each others’

legs could be something very beautiful that would bring us closer together

as a group.

If any of you are interested, feel free to contact me at this address and

I will arrange the dry-humping session…….no strings attached!