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appreciate the hater’s fate

my body fat is 26% this means I AM FAT. i had an arm ultrasound and got to see the layer of fat surrounding my biceps. you guys think you’re all tough saying mean things to me all the time, well, i challenge you to a body analysis. i just looked at my chart again. i’m overweight. excuse me while i go punch a pillow. ok technically overweight but acceptable and healthy for my height and age.

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my big ass eyes are watching you.

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is that something in my nose?

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just doin’ my thing thang. i feel great after my workout which wasn’t even a workout apparently. i weigh more than my home scale tells me. more than my dad’s scale too. i am always dubious of scales. i’ll talk about all that later when i get photos back from today and do a proper post. for now, narcissism at its best.

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of course i love myself. someone’s got to.

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little roost behind me is my new favourite place. body is quickly going to be in a perma-pew position.

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bought these bell bottom gap pants from salvation army in burlington over the summer soooo glad i didn’t cut them into shorts they are a perfect fit and i never had such a flattering highwaisted pair of bell bottoms before that fit perfect and for like 5 bucks. i just took a bb photo of the tag because i am too lazy to get up and turn around and figure out if they were actually club monaco or gap.

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hello world, meet dorkstick. dorkstick, world. i’m going to call someone that today and i know exactly the guy. we’re meeting later to discuss the infamous globe and mail article he wrote on my breakup and other stuff i completely forgot we made plans until he texted me today. whoops sorry. glad you did chris.

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this shirt is just dying to explode open i already puffed my chest and ribs out as practise and the bottom button totally popped good thing they’re snaps. this used to be steph’s and she’s a little bird so you can imagine how small it is. i have a tiny upper torso thankfully and small ankles too i made them measure them for me and i said i was going to measure all the other girl’s ankles and then reveal my ultra teeny number. jesus it’s all i have ok just let me have this one thing CHRIST.

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i discussed possible implants last nite. yeah no by the time i could afford it or someone would want to foot the bill for me i’d be over it. you have to earn implants. big fake tits aren’t going to make you prettier in the face. i think i’d do it though, if hugh hefner bought them for me and stuck me in the magazine. i’m going to write to playboy actually. last nite during my insomniac tossing and turning i composed the entire email in my head as well as one to some resorts in maui and various other companies i’ve been putting off for awhile. INTERNS WHERE ARE YOU?

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if i say it’s my goal to be in playboy and invent a controversy around it then maybe it will happen. how many people are dying to rip into me for that eh.

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i’ve never done the full on money shot. i know hustler does it and playboy is classier and i don’t think i’d need to go spread eagle (ugh i HATE that term it’s so, vulgar) but yeah, the added anticipation of raymi finally going buck, my existing audience, the hatred for me, and the perverts…fingers crossed.

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there are sooo many hotter chicks than me, believe me i know, however, i have an interesting look and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out how to look hot. work out like crazy, get blond hair, tan, cutesy outfits, maybe fake tits. write a book about it. bahaha.

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i am going to do my toenails later its been long enough. since i had my pedicure. maybe i’ll get minx nails.

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love these pants i’m going to wear them out for real. they’re better than my regular leggings which finally just bit the dust inner seam-wise and bonus some yuppie scum might fall in love with me. crazydick2010 had this to say about the above photo “you are every time more sexy” thanks guy!

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this morning in a zombie fog.

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lulu’s reusable bags are amazing. they have a zipper too and they chose the most boring and ordinary chick as a model ever. neat? safe?

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counter-acted it with a tattooed guy.

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movie time. i love sunday movies.

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jerk mussels. whenever i want something spicy or hot they always warn me like i’m a puny little baby and it sets me off. oh it’s hot? GOOD that’s what i asked for right?

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i love old world shit in the new world.

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get ready for a special treeeeeeeeeat.

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here. it. comes.

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THANK YOUUUUUU.

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i’m going to be super ripped and then get a tan to set it off and then i’ll look like a machine. thursday i go back for the second portion of my training test.

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leave me alone in a room this is the magic i make.

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that aloe plant is so heavy and massive and creepy and prickly.

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hurts guy. like my feelings. sniff.

JIGGA OUT!

35 thoughts on “appreciate the hater’s fate

  1. babe check out this recent article in the nytimes on the misleading results of body fat percentages http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/31/health/31brod.html

    never trust any trainer who tells someone as healthy and fit AS YOU that you’re overweight. they’re trying to get you to buy more training sessions. there’s a lot of money to be made from people if they can stomp on your self-image and make you believe you’re a fatty. you’re not overweight.

  2. Christine, doesn’t that article criticize Body Mass Index calculations as being inaccurate? That’s different than actual body fat calculations, which I assume Raymi’s trainer did.

    Regardless, I have a hard time believing Raymi is overweight. Sure, most people can do with converting body fat to muscle, but overweight?

  3. Send Playboy some shots of your ass, it’s award winning, and the rest of you is great too.

    Yes I am straight, I just have eyes. :)

  4. I agree with Christine’s post, girl. When I had to go to physio rehab I had a personal trainer for a long time and i gained a lot of weight from not being able to be active..i DO agree that our home scales can be off, but you are certainly not overweight, thats ridic. But, high five for personal training, it really does help. dont get too inside of your head though over numbers on the scale. i know its hard. And I feel for you, with insomniac nights. Me too.

  5. what the hell are you wearing in that tiny comment avatar? weights are for fools, or more correctly weights are for people that have already mastered their own body weight. gyms are just social networks. do more pushups, situps and squats and focus on flexibility. suggestions only.

  6. you hair looks pretty.

    if you are overweight then i am morbidly obese. that’s ridiculous you’re not overweight.

    having said that wouldn’t a fitness test be a better determiner of things? it’s great to be skinny but skinny doesn’t mean fit necessarily.

  7. i don’t respond favourably to idiotic stupid suggestions like this. yes touching my toes means ill shed ten pounds. moron. who said anything about weights?

  8. I never said that u said anything about weights. U said the words fat and workout and gym and I suggested no weights and stretching. Very simple sunshine.
    Talk about haters!
    Spinning and treadmills are pretty gay too.

  9. yes ceerok. it took me 20 times of that before i googled and could remember who or what she was. i dont see it in google pics but maybe in movie picture form?

    mycar i love cardio. none of your suggestions make sense so thank you very much im going to go with the professionals ok?

  10. I take back that talk about haters comment.
    I was just saying.
    Actually a most excellent blog post title.
    That’s about as much ass sucking youur likely to get from this end.

  11. Cardio is awesome. I am just saying that 5 miles on a treadmill is 1 mile in real life. How does spinning compare?
    I wasn’t trying to stir the pot and I have been turned loose b4. Could you please post, at one point, a full size picture of your blog avatar?

  12. the one of me in the mask? go find it yourself in my archives i dont have time for this and drop the exercise semantics it’s boring and who the fuck are you anyway don’t be such a weirdo are you getting off on all your “puppet mastery” pfft

  13. Love it.
    Not sure how I found your blog but now I’m addicted.
    Being a mid to late twenty (cough 27 cough) something in downtown T.O it’s refreshing to see such honestly.
    I feel like I am reading your diary. Maybe I am!?
    Power to you for recognising depression too. For those of us that have it and control it it’s great to see someone owning it.
    Try a bootie beat class at Flirty Girl too, it’s a workout without really feeling like a workout.
    Loving your blog, lady.

  14. i tried pole dancing at flirty girl and i sucked. i still have a week to try out some more classes though yeah this is my diarrhea since 2000. tell me how long it takes you to get through it all.

  15. You are not overweight
    and it pisses me off to hear it put that way.

    There is a huge difference between reducing some of the body fat percentage and increasing muscle mass then saying someone is overweight.

    you also have to take into consideration the body frame and height.

    Eating healthier,drinking less alcohol, and working out on a regular basis keeps you on the right path to a permanent healthy lifestyle which keeps you looking and feeling better, inside and out.

  16. Been following your blog for a while. Really don’t comprehend how you are sustaining yourself by doing this blog. Yes you might be popular at this time, but do you just keep posting naked pictures of yourself to get hits. You definetly don’t post anything of value, nothing that’s breaking any trends. Have you ever considered getting yourelf a legit job, what happen’s when people don’t find you as attractive or even memorable?

  17. dear anonymous why are you asking of me such asinine ignorant questions? am i to anticipate the future for you? what of the thousands and thousands of corporate people who lose their jobs and livelihoods daily who spend years training for their placements, ladder climbing, and then all of a sudden the economy tanks and bloop, axed? why do i constantly have to prove and explain myself to strangers who snarkily, flippantly pose insulting, rude, and invasive questions of me? does it not look like i am thriving here for god sake? what do i care if i fail in a year, does it look like i am going to let that happen? am i going to run out of “being interesting”? why not ask this of newspaper (print world is dying) columnists? why do people ask me the what ifs? i’m like madonna, whatever’s hot tomorrow that you don’t know about yet, i’m already on to it and thinking of the next and the next. i’m good, we’re all good over here at raymi com. i’m a pioneer, an early adopter YOU ARE the one who is lost, not me. you worry about you. THIS, IS, a real job. traditional media was out years ago. the future is this, the present, is this. i don’t know what cave you’re getting wireless from but please bang a couple rocks together and get a fire going before you write an inch of stupidity over here again. may be popular at this time? been reading my blog for a while? how long is a awhile exactly and are you super super old or just really feeble? cult followings never die. find a need and fill it. you don’t need to have a “legit” job to know business. fuck man i am sick of this.

    ahh yer from burlington. ‘NOUGH SAID.

  18. I don’t know how you deal with all the haters, I would have a weekly mental breakdown.
    I think it is awesome about the trainer! I can’t wait to hear more about how it goes.
    I’m routing for you!!

  19. “I’m like Madonna”
    That’s the funniest thing I’ve read here,ever.

    I get that you mean that you’re reinventing yourself every year, but you saying you’re like madonna for that, is like me saying I’m like Donald Trump just because I have a real estate license.

  20. pretty sure i clearly stated why i am “like” madonna – it’s called trend forecasting and being ahead of the pack you fucking idiot.

  21. OMG, you touched on the subject of implants…

    You wouldn’t be Raymi with implants. (that’s not in the least bit profound, but it’s true…)

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