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it’s like 2 geniuses talking or something

resin raymi and spliffy steph time again!

greasy headband hair day. i think i look pretty douchey. from some angles if i’m high enough i think i look like sharon stone’s hair in casino. not one picture proof of that though.

screw it. headband day will have to be another day.

uh, cool.

you should see my hair right now it was a balmy 23 degrees all night long this morning i was stuck to my pillow drenched in sweat. hot.

there is basically no point in vacuuming those stairs.

ok on with the shit show…

steph: are you busy? im on chat and i can light one
we havent left for timmins yet haha

im already cranked
ok gchat
doober two

Steph: hahahaa

me: u never made it to timmins

Steph: im wearing plaid pants

me: what did u do all day instead
im wearing a leotard
no shower day

Steph: ya rye and i are dreading it and so he wants to drive overnight instead
we’re all mopey and emo today
he’s napping

me: aw join the club
burlington is on my period today
cool productive

Steph: hahaha
i wish i slept in more

me: the dogs wake me up
they totally have me manipulated

Steph: hahaha
thats why dogs suck

me: they get me up at 10

Steph: ahahaha guess what ive eaten today

me: 9.40 sometimes
i had a banana earlier
oh what
i cant guess
moose steaks

Steph: brb

me: your superbowl chili dip
Butterbeer Ale boiled with butter, sugar, an egg yolk and topped with a whipped cream and nutmeg.
um i just came
i have never looked at this website baked before

Steph: im back

me: dont you guys eat this twice a week The Steakinator

Steph: ryes mom came over

me: oh parents are fun when you’re high
we skyped daves mom/sis a month or so ago
put me on the spot
i just smiled like a goon and waved a lot

Steph: ahahaha


Steph: funny
i hate kraft dinner
i HAD it
i love it


Steph: im having deja vu

me: are you stoned or not

Steph: im also watching who’s the biss
NO hahaha

sound baked to me

Steph: ahhahaha
its a gify
whats dave doing

me: what the fuck is going on
he went upstairs

Steph: your dinner looked awesome

me: ha
sometimes we just eat standing up in like 2 seconds
then like what now

Steph: hahahaha really

me: more pot

Steph: thats funny to picture!

me: yeah
things are pretty busy over in these parts
whats rye up to

Steph: i LOVE who’s the boss

me: i hate it
it has an 80s dusty yawn to it
i liked it awhile ago

Steph: the old ones are so good

me: nah

Steph: its an age thing

me: not selling me give up

Steph: i hate it when people say nah

me: likely

Steph: hahaha

me: nah what i mahn

Steph: nice

me: did u scroll back and check my food links and comments

Steph: oh shit i opened them and forgot haha

me: Upside Down Mac & Cheese Pizza
A layer of mac & cheese sandwiched between two cheese pizzas.
i should stop looking at this shit

Steph: hahahaha ew thats too much
this website is hilarious

me: i might walk thru a mcdonalds drive thru
HEY larry
the regular
ten big macs later

Steph: is the big mac your fav?

me: i havent had one in about 3 years
but yeah i think
whoppers im more a fan of

Steph: i think its mine too. but i used to be a quarter pounder girl

me: i ask for mayonaise at swiss chalet the sauce is not enough
you called me a girl! (read it differently baked, the way it was smushed in my chat box appeared to be its own sentence)

Steph: hahahaha no i used to be that kind of girl

me: barf

Steph: not, girl!

me: HHA well its funny if you called me a girl
ill pretend that you did

Steph: this is disgusting

me: i know mmm maggot loaf

Steph: i should talk more thuggy

me: no you called me girl as in pussy kinda way
youre bush and im delicate
guy we have christmas town set up here

Steph: hahaha you do

me: sending pics

i’ve been hardcore slobchicing it the last little while. ha i’m adorable “last little while” more like last ENTIRE LIFE.

Steph: our plan is to make a snowman instead of putting lights up.
step 1: snow

me: ok but if it melts
nice christmas display lazy stoners

Steph: geeehee i kinda love it
yep thats adorable

me: did u get the others
look what its across from

Steph: hahahaha

me: anyway

Steph: :)

me: um are you going to contribute anything

Steph: hahahaaa

me: are you swaying around holding swathes of gauzy fabric to the merseybeats

Steph: this is like the most job pressure ive ever had

me: i think of you

Steph: k i have a q


Steph: you know those machines that jiggle your muscles

me: yes the thing i painted

Steph: oh yeah, ya how does that machine work is it like, tasing you?

me: its jiggling your muscles at a high rate, friction
good for last minute toning
i also sort of have no idea
dude keep it light please

Steph: hahahaa “jiggling”

me: ew

Steph: i hope that jiggling is actually excercise
that’s be sweet
omg i cant type today

me: did u see the other xmas pics

Steph: JUST now
the garbage is so cute

me: i know

Steph: you dont have to blog these if they suck

me: he pulled them out yesterday and i was like are you serious!
blogging it i have zero standards for that thing

(then a bunch of shit was said that can’t be shared here yet)

Steph: can you start saying dickload


Steph: hahahaha oh ya

me: haha first i typed DICKLOADED

Steph: thereyago

me: picture me saying it like a WWF announcer

Steph: hahaha i CAN
sorry im like bleh

me: ok getting ready to head out now
its ok emo emu

Steph: k

me: so yer leaving tonite over nite?

Steph: yep

me: drive safe timbo

Steph: will do lates

me: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

this is so me.

pictures of my dad’s cat who now looks like a poodle rat to come. i’ll try hard another time to bring back some quality posts. i’m writing a book right now you guises! ps. it’s my blog’s anniversary on nov 28 is that nine years or ten? nine. right. feels like 30.

13 thoughts on “it’s like 2 geniuses talking or something

  1. Okay. I read it all this time. Not only that but I even listened to the entire Merseybeats video. Man, this broken shoulder of mine is really making me stir crazy!

  2. I’m sure. I’m surprised the entire internet hasn’t come crashing down from all the additional traffic I’ve given it over the past week.

  3. Undivided attention to your blog. However I only got to 1:06 on the Merseybeats.
    I think you hit the funny groove with yesterday’s pig Latin bit.

  4. ugh, I am so sorry to say this as I totally love you and this blog, but it makes me sad you are smkoing up all the time=( Hope you find a better form of escape soon.

  5. sorry, and by better, I just mean healthier. don’t get me wrong, I love a joint once and awhile, but that shits bad for you.

  6. Dude. Smoking weed trumps booze in about a million different ways. I could list them for you, but it would take days (hey, that rhymes!). I love that purple/rainbow-bright shirt you’re wearing in the top photos. That’s a happy shirt!

  7. that dog is soooooo skeptical.

    p.s. I am not skeptical of weeeed-smokin, I’m a California resident and am ready to throw down any day of the week with anybody who says it’s bad for you. THROW. Down. Throwdown.

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