i just tried to draw a picture of a goat on the chalkboard in the kitchen cos i wrote GOAT CHEESE 4EVER and i realised i don’t know what the fuck a goat looks like anymore, i mean, in my head i do, but that image cannot effectively make it’s way to my little piece of chalk what i ended drawing was a rendering of that moishe guy’s face from where the wild things are on the body of a dog-like thing i am going back to school. what the hell goat? do they have horns or not all i can think of is this asshole donkey with a tin can necklace on a mountain going na ah aha ah.
**ok turns out yes they have horns and they are massive, a goat not having horns is like a car with no wheels. hi grade 1 education, where are you?!