we saw the descent yesterday and i was just typing a whole funny paragraph about it when i realised i was typing but i hadn’t clicked in the compose box properly i feel like seth green in that drug movie (party monster) with macauly when he’s on speed and he’s manically writing and writing all nite long then when he comes to he looks at all these blank pages in front of him and is like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo.

anyway i yelled my head off during the descent like LOUD and stupid but so was everyone else so it was ok i had to shove my little movie theatre sweater in my mouth at most parts also cos i kept going OH MY GAWD during the quiet tense scenes and we were three aisles from the front so it felt like a huge glowing arrow was floating over my head everytime i opened my mouth or gasped.

the guy beside me didn’t blink once and robotically shoved candy into his mouth and crinkled his bag i was thinking dude you are SO stress-eating right now GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR CANDY OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR EYES I AM SO SCARED!!!!1

we originally were going to see that will ferrel movie but it was sold out and fil got crabby real quick so i suggested the descent knowing how scary it was cos lise told me so ALSO the entire cast is made up of in-shape bitches with accents and they are caving which is like fil’s fantasy everytime his eyes close except he also has a ponytail and there are tiny faeries putting dainty little flowers in it and brushing it and he is climbing into the pit of the earth looking for secret treasure with jeff goldblum anyway once we sat down and the four homos in front of us shut up fil’s crabbiness went away.

nora jane noone is in it whom i have a boner for cos she was in the magdalene sisters and she’s fiesty and has huge cans wow i am such a lesbian yeah so she’s cast as the comedy relief.

go see it you will be very scared and entertained.

bye.