fil returned the shoes and got a full refund and that woman is going to get in shit when fil calls back with a description of her. he said that we would’ve been more than happy to re-order shoes via their shoppe but his girlfriend called him up in tears over how rude this woman was and the manager’s face went pale and she apologized profusely.
ok so i don’t have lock jaw or beard cooties in my mouth, my wisdom teeth are growing and that’s fine et al but they don’t have to be growing like razor sharp into the side of my mouth holy shit!
fil said i am not allowed to use the espresso machine without reading the instructions first but i don’t like reading things that aren’t blogs so maybe i will just wing it.
i will update in the event of burning down the building or setting my hands on fire.
ok i realise they’re just going to ask me if i am voting this year and give me some paper to write the letter ‘x’ on? i haven’t voted before but only because my envelope was at my other house and i was too busy smoking pot to go and get it.
fil can you email me how to use the espresso machine?
so far in our building i have seen four men who resemble woody allen.
elections canada just came to the door and i was only wearing underwear and a shirt and my hair and make-up was all over the place and cid bolted out the door the second i opened it and both the women’s faces were in total shock like THIS CRAZZY PANTS LIVES HERE!? so i’m all let me put some pants on then fetched cid and asked if they could come back later and they’re all uhh welll and i’m thinking IF THIS IS FOR THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND so they’ll be back in an hour. i spied an envelope in the neighbour’s doorjamb and wished they could’ve just left me one instead of giving me a long speech but no, feh. maybe i’ll actually learn something. i’m gonna google elections canada RIGHT NOW!
YAY we have the internet at home! now i don’t have to go to that internet place anymore. now we are going to watch a scary movie that i will crap my pants to. it is called high tension though i don’t think i will be that scared because it is subtitled and reading makes things less scary. it’s french. it better be good sean!
i’ve been having terrorist dreams lately i dunno why. i wake up sweaty and smelly and angry and on-edge.
today i worked out in the i will probably be raped work out room.
last nite fil and i played buzztime which is an alternative to NTN. i opened my big trap and said HEY LETS BET STUFF! so i wagered the hat i had purchased less than an hour previous and fil wagered my 20 dollar book store certificate which i said he could have cos i’ve been sir mooch-a-lot the last little while. anyway, i fucking lost BIG-TIME! i didn’t even get to see what i looked like in that hat in the mirror.
so then we played again for our new razor blades but i gave up quick-time when samir called and moaned I NEED TO GET DRUNK so we met him at the bar around the corner and he told us about his snowboarding day with sharpie. sharpie met up with us and we went elsewhere for one more and yes fil was wearing his new fucking hat.
we’re at the bar and i see this dude sitting there with his pal and i said to sharp fil and samir HEY DOESN’T HE LOOK LIKE TOM ARNOLD and he sort of did, everyone agreed so i’m like DARE ME TO GO OVER AND ASK FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH!? everyone said NO but i did it anyway and once i saw the other half of his face i was like EEEEP totally SO NOT tom arnold. i felt very embarassed for myself.
then we discussed how everyone is all politcally correct about saying merrry xmas or happy holidays and i turned into obnoxiouslor and was all WHATEVER THAT’S SO BORING THAT’S LIKE BLOGGING ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS I THINK THAT SHIT IS ALL IN THE COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS BY NOW SHUT UP ALREADY.
