one time i was at my cuzin alex’ house and we ate like a whole kalbasa and cut the nastiest farts thru’out watchin’ the exorcist. The next morning we made 30 lil pancakes each and watched Alien. when that cyborg/robot guy was ripped apart by the mother alien and he puked all over himself, our stomaches started to churn so we gave the 60 pancakes to her dog, max. Alex and i use to make our own musik videos of us dancing around in slutty clothes and I also got Max on film licking his ballz.
Just watched that part in ferris Bueller’s day Off where he’s singin’ Twist ‘n shout in that parade and it’s all so phony and pre-planned and unrealistik cuz all these dancers just HAPPEN to be there and in sequence with the song and there’s people doing backflips, everyone’s happy and dancing. whuddevir. it’s entertainment.
