i could really go for a negro about now (actually not a fan of black licorice at all and no that does not make me a racist) err so like the only safe black metaphor you could come up with was a mary poppins chimney sweep reference? we get it Czechoslovakia, you are racially ignorant insensitive but like, really? there are other words for black in the english dictionary.

yes exactly RELAX everyone cos more races have been targeted to stereotype not just black people take our little drunk irish friend here check him out, he’s chillin’ all gingered and freckled and in case it wasn’t clear there’s that GREEN shamrock shirt and the pint of beer in his hand and he’s clicking his heels like oh hummm hmmmm who would do that? oh a leprechaun that’s right but whatever the fuck that all has to do with these shitty little candies is beyond me.

LOVE MOM

ps. ladies look, housework is good and fun and makes you happy, proof!

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT MY FACE LOOKS LIKE WHEN THE VACUUM COMES OUT.

ok so we have our racism and sexism bases covered, what other isms are left? marx? haha right i’ll get on that.