picklefry: ugh trying to find somewhere to watch the inauguration

me: u can come here but im not showering or changing out of my robe

picklefry: I’m at work dude

me: oh hahahahhahaha

picklefry: the tanning bed is louder than my laptop speakers

me: aww

picklefry: Wrestler commercial!
a new wonnnee
GOOSEBUMPSSSS

me: oooh

picklefry: I’m such a geeek

me: no

picklefry: actually yes
you watttchiiin?

me: yes

picklefry: are you watching CTV
cuz the wrestler commercial is on AGAIN

me: i was just crapping

picklefry: ugh great
“threats on obama”

me: where did u hear that

picklefry: the news
“there’s been a security alert”

me: i have cnn on
not saying that

picklefry: that’s shocking

me: they dont want to freak out the world?

picklefry: cnn loves to freak out the world

me: what station do u have that says there’s a threat

picklefry: ctv
it mentioned it briefly
but the security level is still only at yellow

me: ahh

picklefry: EFFING STREAMING VID IS FROZEN

me: aw

picklefry: aretha
“wow what a hat”

me: haha

picklefry: fucking newscasters

me: one of the daughters is scowling
the older one is smiling

picklefry: the lil one’s like “DAMN IT’S COLD”

me: where is oprah

picklefry: good question. where IS Oprah?
she’ll probs come out last – with pyro

me: hahaha
barack looks nervous scared

picklefry: I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
he looks so calm and stoic
whoa ppl are diggin Biden
wait til Obama comes – it’s going to be deafening

me: yep

picklefry: I’ve got goosebumps already

me: im nervous

picklefry: SHHH
STOP IT

me: im crying wow

picklefry: CRYING
hahaha
omg we are the same person

me: tears of awe

picklefry: goosebumps and tears

me: haha
i just saw a big woman mouth hallelujah jesus

picklefry: this speech is a bit awkward
like… wtf why do you have to say “the son of an african immigrant”
like fuck off
ugh AS IF GOD CARES THAT YOU ARE AMERICAN
SHUT UP

me: yeah ha

picklefry: did Bush hire you? fuckwit

me: who is this fat man

picklefry: A REVEREND

me: ha
nice hat aretha

picklefry: HAHA
HERE SHE COMES
GET READY YO

me: i would be sob crying

picklefry: if you were there?
oh man I’m going to cry when she sings
gooooosebumps

me: she already is
u must have a lag feed
i wonder what his daughters are thinking

picklefry: probably
she’s not that amazing today
I swear if someone comes to tan right now I will punch them
and someone totally is
AND SHE HAD THE NERVE TO ASK ME ABOUT LOTIONS
like CAN YOU NOT SEE WHAT I’M DOING?!

me: ahahahahhahahahahhaha

picklefry: “where were you when prez obama was inaugurated?”
“in a tanning bed”
KNOB

me: LOSER

picklefry: this music is pretty

me: so hes the prez already even tho he didnt do the thing
cos of the constitution law

picklefry: huh?
how so?

me: thats what cnn says

picklefry: what’s the law?
it happens as soon as yo yo ma hits the stage?
haha

me: on this date by noon whether he takes the oath or not hes already prez
theyre behind schedule

picklefry: well that’s anti-climactic

me: yeah
like the magic dust hit him in secret
his eyes are closed
he looks like a honky enjoying classical music in their den

picklefry: he always looks so good
OMG ANOTHER TANNER
ARE YOU FUCKING MAD
awe the cellist is so cute
HERE WE GO
OOOH HE BOTCHED IT
awe michelle is looking at him with such pride
CRYING

me: yeah i just stress ate 50 thousand spoonfuls of yogurt

picklefry: HAHAH
SPEEECH
I just took a pic of me tearing up

me: HA
wow
send

picklefry: the ppl are going to come out from tanning and I’m going to be sitting here sobbing

me: ignorant fucks

picklefry: omg car pulling in
IF IT IS A TANNER I WILL LOCK THE DOOR

me: turn off all the lights

picklefry: whoever this girl is she’s sitting in her car

me: listening to radio

picklefry: better be
slut.

me: im zoning in and out of this speech

picklefry: I’m fucking homicidal
two fucking assholes just walked in
and I had to go clean their beds
and miss half his fucking speech

me: its ok all the same crap

picklefry: dude
don’t say that

me: about what
take a chill

picklefry: obama

me: gay poem
oh about oppression of course

picklefry: whatever
omg I LIKE THIS REVERAND WAY BETTER

me: yeah he looks like a wizard
and is very tiny and cute

picklefry: he’s a lil sprite

me: ha
ha

picklefry: OMG ANOTHER TANNER
and he had the nerve to be like “watching the inauguration?”
I was like “attempting to, yes.”
haha

me: how did he take it

picklefry: I don’t think he got it
idiot

me: awesome

picklefry: GET YOUR ASS ON THAT HELICOPTER, BUSH!
“bye laura and georgie… promise to write!”
haha so weird
GOOD RIDDANCE