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oh man i love hurley but seriously they need to give him a new word he sounds like me.

also this is my next necklace, and there’s a mystery surprise one on the way too so excited. remember JaM Jewelry? well it’s called Le Petit Colis now (become a fan on facebook cos jane still has yet to make a site for her pieces this is a reminder nag) and it’s all still very pretty as hell.

ahh man the sun is blasting me in the face right now my lips feel like dried-up prunes also my arm is on fire. i am being blinded right now holy suntan booth winter sun is the craziest good thing i’m too lazy to just stand up and draw the curtains. *update: drew curtains, put on chapstick, we’re good now. brosz7kowski is coming over to get blasted with me tonite, i bailed on that totally unhip thing we were going to do so fil’s flyin’ solo. i’ll let him share it with you himself. also can you believe it is march already, i’m going to be 26 at the end of the month. yipes.

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a hilarious (to me at least) white trash conversation with brosz7kowski

Matthew: I need to spend my orgy of spending way mroe than I make
hahaha I meant “I need to stop”

me: ahhahaha
wtf
when do u want to come over
how cold is it
fuck im lazy
i have vodka and some wine but not much i think thats enough for me
if yr doing a booze run can u grab me something ill get u back

Matthew: Hey, so what’s the plan?

me: scroll back retard
come over whenever you want basically

Matthew: Cool, I’ll be there at 7

me: ok
are u going to the lcbo

Matthew: Yes

me: can u get me a beer

Matthew: Yes

me: what beer are u getting
i just want like a bottle of stella or something
also i have no cash on me so that will have to wait too hahaha (actually i do i just checked)
im a total winner today

Matthew: I’m in a meeting. I’ll talk when I get out

me: k

Matthew: so you just want one bottle?

me: maybe two to be safe

Matthew: so we are supposed to get blasted and you’re gonna drink a whopping 2 beers?

me: no those are my primers

Matthew: I’m assuming you’re going to drink the vodka and wine too?

me: i have vodka and a pinch of wine
yes duh

Matthew: aw good choice

me: then ill drink some turpentine

Matthew: I can’t wait for the hangover gchat conversation tomorrow

me: and have like seven tylenol 3s

Matthew: I have t4’s
I mix them in my vodka

me: oh man future brain is going to be rockin
bHAHAHA youre kidding right

Matthew: I’ve done it before
hahaha

me: man i want to see what my liver looks like
or yours
ha

Matthew: it’s best not to think about it

me: a nice long slow party death
not so bad

Matthew: I was talking to someone recently that if I won the lottery it would be the worst thing in the world for me because I’d be dead in a month
Kilos of coke for everyone!
hey, I don’t have to stop drinking ever cause I never have to go to work
I’ll just keep doing coke and speed to stay up and never sleep

me: hahahahahahahaha
hurley makes me paro of winning the lottery
so funny that scene, mom breaks ankle then house is on fire and the cops come and arrest him

Matthew: hahaha
trust me, my fears are more realisitic

me: there should be a spliced video of him saying dude
i think they must have spoofed him on SNL

Matthew: hahaha I bet it’s on youtube
there’s one thing on youtube of all of sawyer’s insults to him

me: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA