The mask works cos it appeases dude’s requirement of destruction. YAAAH RAAAH I HEARD HE-MAN AND GI JOE WILL BE THERE TONIGHT! COOL!! Haha men.

Count on seeing this mask and another tonight.

Parking lot isolation, summer time desolation. A summer walk, you feel summer being sucked away. Ended up on the other side in a pub, a blind sax player something totally out of scent of a woman. Nachos and whiskey. A great weekend for staycationers. Remember how I am so beach obsessed, surfer girl vibes and all, well, I invented a party themed all around that for tonight. I can’t tell if I am insane or not anymore. I think one sign of insanity is apologizing for being insane at least 4 times daily.

Bullets over broadway. Is that a thing?

We drink the champagne, we dance zee dance, we salute summer au revoir and we celebrate rest assured that we’re THE ONLY summer lovin’ party going on tonight. Miss it and you’ll suffer Winter blues just a l’il bit harder this season.

We have Drive-in Movie popcorn to satiate the pony boys, Leis for the Tiki tarts, coconut bewbies, palm trees, a toucan, a pineapple, sponge baths OH MY! Be a lucky duck to get a f-ull cup of champagne from a real live MINX. Or an Air Rade freshman! from a Senior. Maybe a trench coat peep show?

XOXO Troupe Beach Blanket Burlesque

See you tonight at 9PM
542 Queen Street W