I went for a seashell loner walk yesterday as the sun went down and listened to tunes.

Tres romantique.

Here Raymbecca! Writing your name in the sand made me cry! I was kind of drunk too haha. A man from Toronto put his hand on his heart and then that was that!

Here Arran. Your comment won because you said all the right things.

More of these when I get home. Internet is slow here.

This means my sweetheart. Mi Dushi. It sounds like douchey. Obvs I’m a big fan of it.

Can someone get me the episode of creeps already so I can upload it to youtube holy f-ing crap thanks.

These shades bring out the nose of my nose. I believe Jules picked them out. Hi Jules!

My #PBENation playboy bunny ears and made the last call of happy hour in the nick of time.

Send me your playboy bunny ears pics babes please.

Hi mom.

Fresh meat.

I want these heels mom.

We walked home after dinner, karaoke wasn’t happening. You don’t need to party all the time.

Black swan! I saw it first.

It came right to me but I didn’t have any food.

Victor (at the bar, also owner) took a shine to me (don’t they all) he’s a french guy from Montpelier and has 4 girlfriends. He said he likes “womens” like me “so much”. Raymi vortex hold on tight buddy. The food at Casa Tua was v delicious.

We’ll probably party at the mill one night.

I just told my mom I would throw a rock at her she is driving me insane. What else is new. yes I love my mom blablall lal blah but AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! How long can you handle hanging out with your mom for? This is why we drink. Lois rented us an SUV for two days we’re going exploring later on. Mom thinks she’s getting shotgun the entire time.

Gorge hotel grounds.

With these guys everywhere.

They call me mellow yellow.

Guess the foot.

I’m going to miss this so much.

Where’s Raymbo?

Best shirt ever. I need more like this.

Sun in my eyes. Nice crotch shot.

Blaha cheeky shirts everywhere.

I can’t sand it!

Second night. My nails look way worse than this now. I didn’t bring polish. I should get a manicure.

Drink fail.

We had dinner at Gianni’s. I had a salad. I’m going to stop pigging out on buffet bacon now.

Tracey you owe me some drinks, cheapskate.

Time to go get my tan on.

I found a new job jajajaja.

Crazy cab. I was dancing to the tunes so the picture turned out this way. My mom has hilar pics of the interior.

No one knows how to take pictures here apparently.

Aruba Raymi out!

So much for washing and blowdrying my hair yesterday.

Saved you a seat.

Some of the resort iguanas are missing arms and tails cos people step on them (I think) and then they take off without the rest of their arm. That’s the breaks when you mooch around resorts bro.

Palm trees are my favourite.

I was getting stinkeye from a potato when I was posing for this. It just makes me puff out my chestsicles even more. Don’t frown on vacation it looks so fugly on you.

Secret people watching and photographing is awesome. Is that a potato?

I want to go to there. But I don’t want to get dragged on my face through the sand or the water on the way there so maybe not.

I am making lots of new friends. They all run away from me though haha.

They don’t call me bum bum Lauren for nothing.

Should I buy this? Also comes in black. Hmm.

And this? Looks awesome on me arse. Yay or nay?

Yeah and so what? More like it’s 12 o’clock somewhere. Idiots.

Aloe man! An Aruba institution. Lois has seen this guy before years ago. There is a job for everyone. I think the sun fries your brains after awhile. I feel like one day away from being Aloe man myself.

Mom and Lois. $49 get real.

Haha nice.

This hat reminds me of the chick from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. I didn’t buy it.

I need some Paris Hilton shades. There’s a bag of them in my tickle trunk somewhere beneath all that crap.

Oh look it’s Blurren.

Boat slide! I also rode a seadoo in the Caribbean sea it was bananas! On that tube draggy thing at the very end we hit some wake and I flew up like a ragdoll and slammed back down on my neck. Great thanks! It’s all good I am fine, I have 9 lives (knock on wood).

Best bathingsuit ever. Going to buy a two-piece today. I tried on a monokini but I dunno, I am really in to the print but they have the potential to make ya hippy and wide and by you I mean me.

Georgia and I pulled a prank on one of Lois’ friends who is staying at a hotel down the beach from ours. He hasn’t figured it out yet who it is lol. Good!

Ze prank.

Ze mum bum. I pantsed her when we got out of the water after our tube ride and a guy gave me a thumbs up from his boat ahahaha of course mom screaming out only draws more attention to it.

Wonder what stupid crap I’ll get up to today! Haven’t d/l my shots from last night either. We had dinner and some dancing. People can smoke in clubs here. BARFFFFFFFFFF.

Obviously I wanted to climb up in there. I didn’t.

Birds and lizards everywhere.

Happy hour is a fine and happy hour indeed. Actually it should be called happy hours but that’s just me. I had a seabreeze. I like seabreezes. I used to drink them when I was 16. baha.

On the seadoo my top kinda blew down but I didn’t care and the dude didn’t notice. My hair was hitting him in the face. When he was driving it his long island hair was in my face too. Go with the flow mon.

Time go go boogie at the hotel Manager’s party with the Wine Ladies + the girls. White dress or bathing suit with shorts? We soon shall see. Aruba is ten babillion times better than therapy. Love RTM.

Hi guys! SOS Strung Out Sunday in full effect and I have no time for this so it’s gonna be pics and no words this time but you never know it’s hard for Raymbo to shut it so mebbe I’ll throw a craption or two in there, we’ll see. (we won’t cos I didn’t).

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