do NOT purchase mango lemonade i know it sounds thirst-quenching but it so isn’t.

last nite was fun. i spat beer by accident on some guy cos i was laughing. i ate grilled cheese sandwiches and drank cheap beer at the legion hall and feist was there and she smiled at me, i was gonna say i really like your music but i didn’t and fil had an anxiety attack over whether or not i was going to say it wtf. i danced some also and everyone was nice and i got a santa cruz poster from the auction and fil got feist’s remix cd bye.

band practise today.

oh yeah i also drunk-texted a bunch of people too sorry guys.

Feels so good in my tummy do you have a best friend

my body is red as hell and i have a playboy bunny tanned thing on my left breast cos i am too legit to quit.

we went out for brunch with martin after a right piss-up last nite and while we were out cid jumped on one of the glass shelves in the bathroom and it totally smashed everywhere and chipped the bathtub and we walked into the condo to glass fucking everywhere OH CID!

i thought corpse bride was fucking meh but i totally have a thing for the bride and every other big-titted female in that film i don’t care if they are made out of rubbery clay and are 13″ tall shut up and go away.

i am waiting for my nails to dry and i plan to wear my stupid pregnant little red dress tonite to m+l’s stag/doe but i am having difficulties deciding whether to wear socks or tights or fishnets or boots and running shoes UNGH!

here is my dilemma

1. i can’t wear fishnets and stilettos cos somehow my stilettos are too small now and when i wear them it’s like i am walking with my toes all smashed up underneath my feet and by the end of the nite i will want to kill myself and will walk home barefoot 100 per cent

2. i can’t wear my long white looks like laced up victorian boots socks cos my legs are red as hell and i can’t wear them over black tights cos that would look stupid and i can’t wear them over fishnets cos that would look too busy.

OH WAIT NEVERMIND I REMEMBER I HAVE BEIGE TIGHTS YES!

anyway i couldn’t do the fishnets and granny style heels thing cos i would have to wear little anklet socks cos those shoes are slightly too big for me and i can’t do that because melissa rocks the little socks and heels look and i am going to HER stag and doe like what am i going to do HI THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR CELEBRATION OF MARRIAGE IN TRIBUTE TO YOU I AM DRESSED LIKE YOU.

i will probably regret wearing my red dress too since i have a really bad sweating problem that i cannot control.

i bought the raddest shower curtain and i was going to look on the packaging to see if it had a website link so i could put a picture of it on my blog but fil came home and emptied all of cid’s turds and piss cakes from the litter box into the garbage before i got a chance to fish it out and said WELL NOW YOU’VE LEARNED A LITTLE LESSON IN PROCRASTINATION SHUT UP FIL!

i rented the corpse bride. i am going to watch it in a minute. everyone who said bad things about aeon/flux is a STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE!

i met elizabeth at green room and almost lost my fucking mind watching her eat pad thai waiting for my glass noodles and then almost crapped my pants on the way home the end.

oh yeah i went for a tan and the lady was like you are too white to have the super bed for ten minutes and i was like no i’m not but then after 6 minutes i was burning and now my ass and arms are red and i wouldn’t allow my pride to turn off the bed cos then the lady would know that she was right so i stayed in the whole time and was thinking of that part in final destination 3 where the girls burn to death in the tanning beds and set on fire.

i think i smell like burning.

nate says:

guess what i just got

raymi says:

what

raymi says:

aids?

nate says:

herpies

raymi says:

REALLY!?

nate says:

yea, its weird cause its on my feet

raymi says:

EW

raymi says:

how did you get herpies on your feet

raymi says:

vagina patch?

nate says:

im not sure how it really happened

nate says:

i toed a girl with herpies

nate says:

but i didnt think i could get it on my feet

raymi says:

are you lying

nate says:

yes

raymi says:

oh

raymi says:

so what did you really get

raymi says:

ps lying to me is not cool because you are 15 years old

raymi says:

it makes me want to punch you

nate says:

give it your best shot

nate says:

so i cant lie to you cause of my apparent age?

raymi says:

yes

raymi says:

dont you have anything interesting to tell me

nate says:

well fuck raymi wanted a conversation starter other than “hey whats up”

nate says:

what a foot herpies story wasnt good enough for you?

raymi says:

dont WELL FUCK me

raymi says:

ten year old!

raymi says:

well u could have made it more believable even though i believed it

raymi says:

im sorry i am mean to you all of the time

nate says:

well i deserve it from someone im sure, might as well get it from you

raymi says:

true

nate says:

at least you apolize for being mean, which is actually really nice of you

raymi says:

thanks

raymi says:

are you trying to look emo in your pictures

nate says:

i dont even know what ‘emo’ means

raymi says:

emotional

raymi says:

wow you are young

nate says:

i was on vacation when they made that one up

nate says:

everyone is emotional

raymi says:

dude that term is old

raymi says:

but i guess you were like 12 when it was invented ie playing gi joes

nate says:

iv never gi joed

raymi says:

thats right cos you werent alive when gi joes were cool

raymi says:

i feel like i am talking to a toddler

raymi says:

can i go to jail for talking to you

raymi says:

are you a virgin

nate says:

im four years younger than you!

nate says:

no

raymi says:

hey do you want me to talk you up like you are super duper cool so you can get laid?

nate says:

yes

nate says:

good luck with that one

raymi says:

dude four years younger than me is like ten since yer a guy and u dont even know what emo is

raymi says:

yeh no kidding you couldnt get laid if you got off a plane in hawaii

raymi says:

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

raymi says:

are you crying yet?

travelling menagerie

cid hit me on the head/face last nite with both paws and it startled me so my glass of red wine toppled over and totally splashed all over the white walls and floor and side dresser FUCKING CID! so i fantastik’d at 2am. WICKED!

we watched aeon/flux and now i want to do a million backflips and fly in the air wearing a black one piece body suit and communicate with people using my brain wait, i mean, ungh. just watch the movie.

fun!