my green thai curry turned out very professional tasting.
the people in this building are complete assholes when it comes to laundry, if our clothes are left in the washer or dryer for 5 minutes too long they are violently thrown onto one of the counters in a big confusing mess, like holy rageaholics i’m sorry you are a hundred years old and live and die by the laundry clock but fuck, touch my laundry again and i will fucking kill you.
how’s that for rageahol!
fil’s wish
so tonite master chef raymi, that’s me, will be preparing a chicken and rice green thai curry dish with tomato, green onion, zuccini and mushrooms. i may or may not add the mushrooms, they might take over flavor-wise, tho there will also be spinach in it hi i am domesticated.
i flicked a cigarette at samir’s mouth/chin last nite by mistake.
i was trying to get him in the chest.
i felt bad too, mostly cos there were witnesses. i don’t like it when people outside of our circle know how evil i am.
when we left samir played the megatouch machine like it was a keyboard to the beat of the 80s music that was on and on our way back to the condo he said some shit, making fun of me with fil and i said YEAH I’M GOING TO FILE THAT UNDER NOT FUNNY.
it’s true.
look my crazy bird picture has a new home in willheim’s studio!
also, samir is gay! who knew?
last nite after le pub with samir we switched sides of the bed so fil could spoon me and play with my tits and he goes NICE CANS and then it was like something more was going to happen and perhaps the thought of it bade fil an overwhelming wave of exhaustion cos he fell asleep instantly with his hand on my right boob, snoring.
raymi says:
and then u throw in the odd raymi shut up comment
raymi says:
when i start speaking my mind
sodasamson says:
ahhhh
raymi says:
or sharing my feelings
sodasamson says:
just because it’s not the Raymi show?
raymi says:
no
raymi says:
u always cut me off and tell me that i am SO 23
raymi says:
and like when im 30 u will just call me old and ugly and no longer relevant
sodasamson says:
haha
sodasamson says:
what’s with you and being relevant?
raymi says:
ungh
raymi says:
u dont take me seriously
raymi says:
u are also sexist
sodasamson says:
haha
sodasamson says:
I take you seriously
raymi says:
yeh sure
sodasamson says:
are we gonna fight all night
raymi says:
when u disagree with me u call me 23 or u talk over me
raymi says:
NO
raymi says:
this is fun
sodasamson says:
is this what I have to look forward to
raymi says:
ungh
sodasamson says:
you’re 23
sodasamson says:
23
raymi says:
u also have fagging off with my boyfriend to look forward to
raymi says:
I KNOW IM 23 BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING
raymi says:
so what you are 30 and dusty and your balls are OLD
sodasamson says:
lol
raymi says:
u also say lol
raymi says:
old people say that
sodasamson says:
okay let’s hug and make up
raymi says:
open up the window and let some of the old out
sodasamson says:
stop being bitchy or I’m not going out
raymi says:
do u want me to bring you some ensure
raymi says:
im not being bitchy im joking with you
raymi says:
its annoying isnt it when u play the age game
sodasamson says:
I’m not annoyed
raymi says:
what are you going to eat tonite
raymi says:
are u going to be drunklor
sodasamson says:
I may be drunklor if phil picks me up
raymi says:
he totally will
raymi says:
if u call him he’ll tell u right away cos its me calling i am not as important he says “i will call you back”
raymi says:
fil is also sexist
raymi says:
that whole “philogynist” shit is a lie
raymi says:
when u come here i want u to yell at every single kid in the park
raymi says:
maybe bring a microphone and we’ll plug it into fils amp
sodasamson says:
only if you stand next to me topless
raymi says:
AHAHAHAHA
raymi says:
and the moms will be all well i never
raymi says:
and the dads will be uh, look away…timmy….
raymi says:
and fil can play his bass
raymi says:
with no pants on
sodasamson says:
haha
raymi says:
SINGLOR SAMIR
sodasamson says:
totes
raymi says:
arent u older than 30?
sodasamson says:
yes I am older then 30
sodasamson says:
what are you posting
raymi says:
how old are you
sodasamson says:
33
raymi says:
heh
sodasamson says:
WHAT ARE YOU posting
raymi says:
HAHAHAHA
raymi says:
i am dressed like a total skank
raymi says:
http://raymitheminx.blogspot.com/2006/05/raymi-says-and-then-u-throw-in-odd.html
raymi says:
i need to find a dumb picture of you
i have a question.
ok so you know how cabbage patch dolls have a specific doll called a preemie, is that suppose to represent a premature baby? if it isn’t then why don’t they just call it a cabbage patch baby? and if it is a preemie why is there a preemie doll and then a toddler cabbage patch doll why did they just skip babies? and if it IS a premature baby then WHAT THE FUCK is it going to sell better cos it is like a freak of nature miracle of life baby, are the cabbage patch people cristian or something?
next out will it be aborted fetus cabbage patch kids? AWESOME!
or what about miscarriages? aw SO ADORABLE i <3 my misscarriage doll! collect them all! gross. what about thalidomide dolls and down syndrome babies and conjoined at the face twins eh!? dictionary.com says that a preemie is a prematurely born infant so i can only assume that’s what cabbage patch was going for. nice one dudes!
well there’s such thing as babyland but where’s preemieland cos i would rather go there cos babies are ugly and preemies are not. is it just me or do they look uglier now then when they first came out? their noses are wider.
ps. that fake high five is the best! maybe they’re not high-fiving maybe that nurse is going to slap that little girl. i didn’t know cpk was so hardcore!
