those are my 300 reduced to 170 pants and that is a pomegranate vodka rockstar drink way to go making the booze ones look like the sobers ps. notice the cowboy spurs, nice.
suck it in sister.
do you want to hear a story about fil’s and i’s friday nite passionate sleepwalking lovemaking or do you want to pass? fil is concerned about it, it’s kind of hilarious i think. i’ll write about it tomorrow.
why is everyone on flickr disgusting as hell? check the comment on this picture.
in case anyone cares billable hours is on right now and we love it and i discovered it and there will be a re-run at 11 something later on every sunday. oh and samir’s short film made it into tiff, it’s called a cure for terminal loneliness. YAY!
oh and if you want to talk about the riches with me i would like that too.
me: do you like the band name go to bed GO TO BED go to bed
merkley???: its ok
me: mom sucks
merkley???: ok go to bed
me: ok go basements rule
merkley???: the water heaters
me: uh thats good if we are going to be wearing sweaters
merkley???: or duct taped matresses
me: no
merkley???: who is in the new band? name your band Poetry Slam!
me: ew!
merkley???: with the exclamation point
me: ew! poetry! ew! good name all our songs will be about beating up nerds and one will be called sigh siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
merkley???: I WORTE A POEM! ha ha
me: poetry makes me want to kill myself
merkley???: misspelled
me: i noticed
merkley???: you didnt say who is gonna be in the band
me: this guy was writing poetry beside me on a patio last nite by himself me fil this girl this guy
merkley???: no friends
me: i am the singer
merkley???: really?
me: yes there was a floating arrow above his head that said NO FRIENDS he had pretentious old man cigarettes and a dumb hat and vest on at this dive rock bar pffft OH HOW INTERESTING YOUR THOUGHTS ARE SO REAL
merkley???: did you tell him that he reminded you of someone famous?
me: I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT STUFF IN THAT WAY BEFORE I MET YOU DEACON
merkley???: FAMOUSE
me: oh i wish i did fil texted me cos he didnt want to say it out loud like why arent you laughing at that guy
merkley???: mickey mouse was famouse
me: and i said i am totally trying to suppress it thanks well he kind of looked like micky mouse hahahaha
merkley???: you sure do watch a lot of sports
me: no i dont that was the first one in awhile
merkley???: seems like you always have sports photos on your blog now and food and camping
me: its summer dude have a little taste of it yourself
merkley???: gross
me: ha yeah summer makes me sick please
merkley???: guess what i invented last night?
me: what
merkley???: hair implant tattoos instead of ink you use hairplugs ha ha you could spell PUBES on your back
me: this was after how many drinks
merkley???: one billion
me: i feel fucking brain damaged right now tequila
oh we have a band now and we are thinking of band names, i’m trying to be a visionary and a sorcerer of what’s going to be cool in a year, what’s france doing these days? anyway, so far we have fffek or ffek i don’t think it’s cool enough though, jamie was drunk texting us retarded band names last nite and i said how about GO TO BED fil said it was mean but i think it’s an awesome name, that or mom sucks, or, basements rule! oh and our type of music is party rock or music to suck dicks by. band name ideas are welcome in the comments. ps. i’m serious.
i dropped my chopsticks on the floor purposely so i would stop eating.
fil said i look like arwen when i wear my hair like this i said oh no wonder all these nerds are staring at me hard today. Frodo … Im Arwen. Telin le thaed. Lasto beth n?n, tolo dan nda ngalad. hahaha i just found this site that translates elvish.
there’s a myspace joke in it and all around us these loner dudes were sitting and this one old guy laughed hard and i said to fil after the movie what kind of fifty year old gets a myspace joke told by an actor in a movie who is supposed to be creepy? oh a pedophile who has a myspace account, that’s all. to catch a predator much?
there i am before the movie notice how not smiling i am, that’s what YOU look like right now.
oh hey you guys what’s up?
didn’t have a sharpie so this’ll have to do for now.
speaking of sharpie
i like how when a friend from the past facebooks you and they are like hey you’re looking great blah blah i get trapped in a looking at every single picture i have in my facebook profile typhoon to try and decipher which pictures they are thinking of.
fil just brought us back breakfast pockets from auntie’s and uncles and i am nervous farting internally, everytime we go there (which is rarely we aren’t breakfast people) my bowels start rollercoastering, i think the one time we went with samir and sharpie and angie the nite before we drank a lot and i was still drunk when i got up and it was hot and all that plus breakfast coffee grease and one tiny bathroom in the hot summer equalled crazy long bathroom visit from hell.
one more thing, for some reason i call it awntie’s and ANTee’s i think some prick i hung out with once flubbed it and now i fuck it up all the time.
i gave that to sharpie for her birthday last year cos i like buying people shit i want for myself oh don’t like it? mine.
fil is not a capers fan but he brought some home anyway then he moved a mountain for me.
this looks comfortable.
last nite before we went to the bang lime show at lee’s we had a couple of drinks at pauper’s (i know shut up) and made up our own lyrics to the tune of tegan and sara’s walking with a ghost, but put cid’s name into every lyric (no we don’t have friends outside each other) and at the time we were like this song RULES we are SO performing it one day. anyway, you know the end of the song where they repeat walking with a ghost over and over and over, that’s the part we do:
CID WAS EATING SOME FRENCH TOAST CID LIKES TO BRAG, HE LIKES TO BOAST CID GOES SAILING ON THE COAST CID WAS COOKING A POT ROAST
and so on, we got desperate and threw in some rhymes with closed chosed posed words.
if you want that namibia is for lovers! shirt go to goldenfiddle and yes i am their new junky model and yes i meant new as in old and junky as in drunky.
