Subject: every guy in the Mission wants to be your boyfriend…
dear raymi
I’ve written you before, and you were kind enough to respond, so I write again. It just wanted to write that it makes me laugh when I ride around in the Mission in San Francisco on my bike and see all the hipster guys and think they look a bit like Phil…hrmm…maybe they all read Raymitheminx and want to be Phil cause he’s hot and he has a hot girlfriend…it’s scary, I mean, lots of dudes who ape his style…but then no, it’s a coincidence, they’re not cool enough to read your blog…I’d take pics for proof, but I am too lazy…so, to end it, you’re pretty much the only personal blog I read on a regular basis…always good…thanks for working it.
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me: i think that men should be forced to pay for half of their gf’s purses cos we carry all their shit and they hound us WHERE IS YOUR PURSE I NEED SOMETHING and they go thru it constantly and re-arrange all your junk
let me know if you want to be in my full house club and all we do is talk about stephanie tanner’s wardrobe and brush my little pony’s hair into mohawks and sometimes when we find the time we will sigh. basically we never ever meet up but we text each other during full house at 7 everyday funny things we think are funny about each episode, and eventually i will collect club dues, 25 cents.
seriously considered it, seeing as it’s all dainty and shit. size 4 was all they had it left in, smushed my tits in a stupid way and i would probably bust the zipper after one or two hours of wear.
sigh.
more my style.
size 4, 29.90 ten dollars off, comes in another colour.
still kind of a tent.
i think this is size 6, can’t remember.
sometimes more is less and less is more, whatever. i got it in size four cos i knew after one time wearing size 6 i will convince myself i am a house and never wear it again.
6 is fine if you are standing very still.
if that’s a 6 what the hell does a 12 look like?
oh cid stop faking that italian accent barf.
i will get fil to take better pictures of me in this get-up later.
elizabeth and i take turns pretending to be annex new england douches, she sent me a letter.
hot sauce face.
garbage sleep last nite, it was pretty much take ‘er easy sober nite and we fasted after 8pm cos we both had to do bloodwork today, fil’s loudbreathing kept me awake then his phone reminders kept vibrating and then cid kept visitting me. we watched perfect stranger, do not rent it unless you want to get in a fight with your bf/gf it is so shitty.
fil was more a-scared than i was, i have tiny tiny tiny veins so they use the infant needle on me, fil hadn’t had a bloodtest in years.
they loved us and kept calling fil, pill.
fil asked what gage his needle was, 21 she said. omg fil.
she said come back and visit us when you are married hello nice as hell much? yeah we’ll have a bloodwork party? she said no dishes or heavy lifting or cooking and to take it easy today. NO PROBLEM.
the couple that stays together, spikes together.
fil was so moved by the niceness of those ladies he said i want to go work with those nice ladies and joke around all day, it’s nice how a little nice goes a long way. uh i think we need to move away from the annex. fil gives a little blood and then he is on his period.
then he ate this. a fat chick walked by i said you are going to look like that by the end of the day if you don’t give me a bite, he said i don’t care.
a moth flew into his mouth yesterday when we were doing it he didnt want to distract me from what i was doing down there so he swallowed it HA
Elizabeth: thats like what 4 in the gta? everyone must be dressing alike
me: yah bloor eaton centre queen
Elizabeth: theres one at one of those malls on the subway line for jewish people and one at oakville place too which is your favourite lindsay lohan?
me: yes and dufferin mall
Elizabeth: here are your choices 2004 mean girls wilmer valderamma lohan who gets big boobies and is friends with tara reid 2005 skinny lohan who is friends with nicole AND paris and starts to make it into magazines like vogue and talk about brands like Lanvin add herbie the love bug summer tour to 2005 lohan and digitally reduced boobs 2006 “getting healthy” lindsay lohan who records a video for her dad in jail, hangs out with cougar mom more, but bursting at the seems lindsay lohan who we start to hear rumours and rumblings of drug abuse, excessive partying etc or finally 2007 coke pants lohan, with 2 duis in as many months “recovery lohan” who will start taping her E true hollywood story in december PICK
me: the one where i masturbated to her sex scene yesterday afternoon lindsay
Elizabeth: haha worse sex scene ever PS
me: oh when she got skinny with massive tits and wears bikinis all the time lohan i love her no matter what she can give fil a bj i dont care
last week’s bang lime show with the two koreas pictures
that skirt was so trying to inch her way into fil’s heart.
oh so like, you’re a photographer or something teehee? do you know how many chicks use this exact same line then make up some camera that they don’t own “but want” and i am standing there giving them the meanest fucking look ever and don’t give me that i like watching my boyfriend get hit on bullshit, you only like it cos your boyfriend is ugly and it’s like a relief when some desperate girl gives him a second glance. i’ve seen chicks wait for me to walk away to the bathroom and then they go in for the kill and have the deer caught in headlights look on their face when i come back and go oh yeah questions about cameras oh how INTERESTING and please i am a fucking mile hotter than you what makes you think you have a chance.
oh hai.
for anyone who cares, bang lime is two dudes from metric. here is a short video i took.
they are pretty good, party rock music i know i tried to dance near the end in my wedges so that stands for something.
