Love the website so I thought Id send you a pic I drew

Hope u like it and keep up the good work.

james

wow you certainly captured my nose
thanks
ha

an hour in the life

haha he was reading VICE, what a phony, a real punk would have kicked my ass for taking their picture.

that’s not relish, it’s sauteed jalapenos.

melt in your mouth grilled cheese w/ garlic butter and tomato ahmahgahd.

cid as gremlin.

oh man that mario game is stupidly addicting, it is turning me into even more of a lazy ass than i already am, i feel like i am friends with mario and i can’t stop thinking about playing it god i need friends. ok here are some pictures of the scrambled eggs i made not too long ago to trick you into thinking productive activites take place here.

just about browned enough.

should’ve bought better olives, oh well, next time.

how to not be a fat ass.

does it still work if you inhale 16 egg whites though? well, 8 each actually.

you’re beautiful.

oh hey, look who joined the party.

the egg whites take on the sweaty brown onion grease colour, way to go guys.

about a third of feta, try not to let it break into too tiny clumps cos it gets lost in the scramble and bonus it acts as salt so no need to add any of that you heart attacks waiting to happen.

let it sit for a bit then fold it over and over.

i wish the final product looked less like barf. it was very delicious.

ok fine finish off with these instead:

sophie wasn’t feeling well on sunday.

she is the smallest friend i have.

unless i became friends with an ant or something.

chicken curry mmmm.

fluorescent is delicious.

meet fredrique, he lost his eye in a fishing accident three years ago and is quite sensitive about it

but laugh at just one of his jokes and he’ll hold a special place in his heart for you forever

he enjoys 80’s cartoons and idolizes fred astaire

he is allergic to butter and has a little bit of a french accent
that he fakes

don’t question him about it though

email me at raymitheminx@gmail.com if you want a fffek,

(felt friend for emo kids).

sorry for the biref hiatus i’ve been playing super paper mario on wii all afternoon and now i’m making some of my felt dudes, busy busy busy, dig dig, chop chop.

the dude who runs the place we go to get cid’s special cat food looks like santa, err, father christmas, and you can bring your pet for a christmas picture with him, i KNOW! he is a very gentle and sensitive man and a little bit shy too, i’ve been going there with fil for three years now and we’ve only just worked ourselves up to saying hi to each other, so cute!

eightish or so cats live in the store, all abandoned, most are siblings and they all sleep on the various cat trees and bags of dog food, it’s fun walking around trying to find them all then you pet them and get their purr motors going and leave.

the aftermath of the santa claus parade was so disgusting, fucking families and their mcdonald’s trash, chip bags, candy wrappers, pop cans, tim horton’s coffee cups scattered from bloor all the way down to fucking queen, just everywhere, and these are the same (suburbanites) people who say toronto is SO dirty and then they storm the streets with their fat little kids in snowpants and litter the place up and the city has to put extra garbage peeps on the clock to clean up after them. STAY IN MISSISSAUGA NEXT YEAR FUCKFACES!

if you want to join my club or start my club where we get together and discuss this in a positive way for like six hours a day, cool. if you don’t understand then just stop reading my blog now.

why come the only youtube vids of that song are quiet-like? this will be one of the things we will be discussing in the NO ONE ALICIA KEYS RAYMI CLUB.

good thing i’m not a pothead and have the ability to harbor immediate wicked guilt and deleted the more embarrassing parts of this shitty post.

no matter what, i will not take back my love for that song.

full body makeover GREAT! that’s exactly what my seven year old needs i’m tired of her plain jane boring get-up, time to break out the glitter bleach bronzer eyelashes and gloss.

finally they came out and said it, practise on yourselves!

exactly like last year’s doll except new! pose like never before! thanks beyonce and mariah carey, fucking assholes.

seriously now? if girl socks looked like this i would put dynamite in them. why did you have to ruin christmas stockings too, barbie? what the hell is next, high heel rollerskates?

CREEPY! why is there a torso on my vanity dresser and why is it smiling at me…oh wait that’s dora the ring/the grudge where in the hell did she find the time to grow her hair out that long? here’s a tip parents and toy makers, playing with half of a doll ISN’T fun, nor is playing with the head of one, intended for make-over parties or whatever, don’t encourage your kid to be a social outcast like that. the point is, after makeup-time little girls want to take their doll and cuddle it which is kinda difficult if it is ANCHORED TO A VANITY DRESSER AND DOESN’T HAVE LEGS.

guess what honey? when you grow up, you get to destroy the planet like i did. yep. merry christmas HUG!

wheeee! sprinkle sprinkle here come the slut faeries with our retarded SF hairstyles.

alright fine, they’re kind of cute.

ew! what’s wrong with your face? and again with the torso/bust/head dolls, NOT FUN. and why is there an albino monkey wearing a tiara?

do you sing songs about how it’s ok to be ugly?

oh god, don’t worry burning man parents, when you’re off twirling hoola hoops in the desert fucked on ecstasy, little lisa will be taken care of.

i would be cool with this one if not for the desperate girl holding the locket like that and flashing some gang sign i don’t know about.

(it’s raining men voice) IT’S RAINING TORSOS! how lazy are you toy designers, and why can’t you make up your minds? pick an outfit and stick with it then provide some outfits to mix ‘n match with. this is my impression of what a little girl is going to be like when she opens this present:

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did i use enough question marks? moving on.

ok so you are sexy animal faeries? i think this is barbie camp’s answer to the baby bratz style of body but why they chose animal faeries, no idea. is there a cartoon out there somewhere i don’t know about?

she’s missing a fat lip, bruised cheek and bloody knuckles, other than that i have a boner.

noooooooooooo! at the risk of offending some bitches i like who do this to their hair, ok nevermind i got nothing. just look at how ridiculous it is, i don’t get it. just saying.

what i’m supposed to respect her first before i can get with her? and ridiculously short skirts aren’t for peeking up? what is going on world this good feeling toy’s ripping is backfiring, i feel sad now.

in stark contrast, non-slutty is sort of offensive-looking to my eyes, and that’s very bad.

ok well at least she’s slutty, we know this because she’s had sex twice and even delivered her own babies!

it’s funny imagining a pile of just gave birthed barbies all sweaty and gross, like if a little girl went ahead and was all realistic about her role-playing doll time.

even the nerdy girl is a slonky.

whatever, when i was a baby, my hair was at least 3 inches LONGER than that, and my waist was thinner you cow.

i want to know how dads feel about this shit, once they’re finished beating off, of course.

EVEN THAT LITTLE DOG IS A CRAZY HORNY SLUT WTF?!

hahahahahhahahha “just like home” i love how there are only two choices for girl toys, whores or chores. this is by the same german company who did the cleaning kit accessories toy, hey little girl it’s your future, TODAY!

and then if your daughter is morbidly obese and you don’t want to fill her head up with unrealistic stuff like “healthy eating” and “exercise” here, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

the two bands at the el mo last nite were exceptionally good, when you’re geared up to have a bad time it’s funny how that always happens. the first band, grand pm blew me away, i was all set to be the smug dick with crossed arms and all that but no, very good was this band. the singer does this croony smiths-like thing with a sprinkling of the killers to his voice, yet, better, and he’s a looker too, so there’s that. the whole band was into their set and i was won over right off the bat. i’m not even making this up, they are a band to look at as well as listen to.

the next act was the pinker tones from barcelona, another band i knew nothing about, that’s how i do, the people tell me raymi there’s this tonite go to it and so i go and then i am happy. i was pretty sick-feeling but despite that i was way into these guys. they are like computer party dance until you fucking die music, if i was on my a-game i would have been dancing. they are like datarock, but BETTER. i think they are geniuses. if you want your eyes to get a blowjob and your ears a rimjob, listen to the pinker tones, and watch their visuals, ha “visuals” what a stupid word, but it’s true. do it.

i did not wear the success dress i wore that instead and then ate a retarded amount of chinese food in ten minutes on an all day empty stomach then felt like i was going to barf for the rest of the nite and had to end the party wicked early, i didn’t even get drunk and turns out both bands were awesome, i really enjoyed myself despite feeling barfy and it was hard to pull away and the place wasn’t claustrophobically stuffed with people and i got some funny footage of white guys letting’er rip on the dance floor.

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i can’t breathe right now because i am laughing too hard, go to duanetheminx.com just go, he even re-did my britney dancing youtube oh god. HAHAHA.

jill wants to go to some lame club tonight but i really don’t want to go. the only way i’m gonna get through it is to wear my success pants but it’s going to be +14 tonight and it might be too warm for them