this park is lame
jesus look how slow i’m walking and i am so totally sober.
this is from canada day
tempy inspired pool cat, check hers out!
July 15, 2008
WAHT COULD EET BEEE?
SUSPENSEFUL!
oh a ZUNE finally now we can work out again and it not be like actual WORK!
right?
i said right cid?
sort of on the same page.
as i have complained about infinity times before, the family ipod stopped working, and that other mp3 player i received just wasn’t jivin’ with us, this time ’round we’re going to do this right.
in the nick of time too as someone seems to be letting thayself go…
aw tuckered out already little buddy? yes opening this envelope was EXHAUSTING.
holy jesus!
alright alright alright, will keep you posted on how technologically retarded i am.
the reason why i am the last person on the internet to get one of these is cos i have used up all my influentiality in the form of i am a free product-hog.
flickr is wonky right now my friends so there’s no point in throwing up these jams, instead, a poll!
oh we’re cool flickr here’s some stuff
sunday was a jays game, fil went on ahead of me to meet the kids at the ghetto bar, the donut bar, country style break your heart bar in union station. i was not feeling fly at all why am i talking like this right now? it was too early for me to start pounding beers on top of my PERIOD and the heat and slight wine hangover.
pitt, rad, and marek, we got nosebleeds hence well you guys know the deal.
there was a hello kitty explosion family beneath us, another little kid had his own ds and i swear he couldn’t have been more than 2, if that!
being high up, hung, and period/sun and claustrophobic did not blend, i left during the second inning, yeah i know how lame am i.
they went to steamwhistle for complimentary beers then to the harbourfront while i watched just friends and waited for my dad and brother to arrive with my junk bikes, then i ordered chinese food and demanded fil come home and pay me attention, then pitt and jeff call totally blasted and say we have to meet them at pourhouse AS A FAVOUR. fil was wicked drunk too. it was interesting being sober and watching these fools.
pitt is no longer allowed to attend sunday afternoon baseball games hahahahahhaha.
we passed him a brochure for the hippo tour bus ride and in his inebriated state thought we were fucking with him like i had sought out a spoof pamphlet. oh pitt.
this is bullshit.
there was a minor dispute over boxing vs. tae kwon do.
yesterday.
i’m back you guys, sorry, yesterday was a total write off and i just needed a break, nahwhatimean?
anyway, here is one of my sweet rides, i went down to take pictures of it yesterday and some ding-a-ling locked their bike beside it, oh well, it’s the busted needing to be cleaned up brown/copper-looking gay thing with the white seat, one streamer etc.
any guess at how much it’s worth, bike dweebs?
coffee time, bear with me while i get myself back on this saddle.
oh but here is a nice email i received from a clever 40 year old youtube chap, we all know what they’re like:
You skank…
You do realize, dumb cunt, that those 6000 hits were ALLLL looking for something related to U2 Red Hill Mining Town, and once they realized it was just some ugly bitch howling her version of it the vast majority of them quickly clicked out of it, don’t you? You don’t really think those 6000 clicks were because they knew they were going to get you, do you? You really can’t be that stupid. Stop embarrassing yourself – take it down.
And I ALWAYS get the last word – you blocking bitch.
timothy dannenhoffer
this is regarding one of my U2 singing along drunk to in the car videos, i know right? take it easy maybe? you can read the comments below it here.
July 13, 2008
menses exhausticated face
last nite we had the privilege of partaking in the gourmet picnic at hidden lounge. i shall blog about it proper tomorrow, i just wanted to give you a sneak peek. it’s an awesome concept, bring your own wine and friends, pay 25-30 bones depending, get blasted in a converted loft (someone’s residence) and eat gourmet food in the form of apps./tapas 4-courses, every month is something new. you can fill up all twelve seats with your own party or go as a couple and make new friends, swank, great for networking and perfect for all you needing to try something new types.
it was so steamy yesterday, sigh my poor jungle hair.
hidden lounge also has a blog.
when we got home fil cracked open his 2L bottle of wells ipa (barf), mom had water, and we sat on the balcony, i read him LOTR trivial pursuit questions in the sytle of: cate blanchett (galadriel)(fil liked her the best i think his peen has a thing for her), gimli, treebeard (i do him really well), an orc, pippin, everyone else is too hard to imitate. in case it was ever a mystery before, we are totally cool.
then i filled up my OB TAMPON water bottle (and good thing for the sleeve pouch it came with holy scalding fucking hot) and passed OOT.
what else can i tell you oh on friday i bought four large honeydew/peach fat free smoothies from second cup, to take home and mix with vodka. the day before britt ordered one and it was deeeeeeleeeeeeeeshus! here’s a tip, do not order four at once, they over-squirted the melon syrup and it was all melon no peach you hear me? we had to water them down with soda water. there’s still two in the fridge.
i’m finally getting my suburban bicycles today tomorrow, both of them need to be repaired (flat tires) and the annex bike shop is full (snarky chalkboard message saying REPAIR SHOP IS FULL SERIOUSLY) so does anyone know a shop that ISN’T full and WON’T cost a gabillion dollars or take a long time to get’er done? also, i’m going to sell one of these bikes, the one that looks like peewee herman’s ride, it’s a late 50’s road king from eaton’s and it’s copper. i’ll post a picture later, maybe i’ll just trade it in at the shop. i wonder if the place i bought it is still open (think it is) and how miserable the dude will be when i come back with a bike he sold me years later. OK BYE.
ps. i took some advice and instead of my nitecap being a tall glass of all the alcohol in the universe, i drank water and had a vitamin, and i don’t want to jump out of a window right now! it works!
July 11, 2008
i need posing instructions, check out my hand hat.
it’s a very flippy skirt.
with wedges.
tur-dah!
and fil’s new kicks
