feelin’ it, basically the outfit i already wear and get shit for anyway.
speaking of shit.
that was a pleasant stretch eh? ugh.
hi little friend.
oh look it’s a fence depicted from the perspective of an indie urbanite captured on digital camera uploaded to the internet website of a popular blogger lets take in the artistic expression now.
sweats are back ONLY if you look like this do not confuse this look with some juicy junksuit please thank you. haha junksuit.
yeah but you drive slower than my nana walks MOVE IT grandpa.
gorgeously high snow, beautiful home, what is this an ad for hot chocolate?
another magic pony find, if you make a wish and it comes true you colour in the blank eye, so you have three wishes. cute.
i have so many photos of this thing it’s retarded.
my mouth is watering right now like when bart sees the skeleton key to all the locks in springfield (that was on last nite).
sampson the heart stealer.
i know my slippers are fugly, they’re shearling-lined and great for after the shower, super comfy and give me more than an extra inch in height. i got them for free (they’re not cheap) and steph a pair too and also for my aunt (into hippie clogs) merry christmas. anyway, just explaining their constant re-appearance here and somewhat defending their honour. there’s some bullshit about them having a rocking-heel that supposedly tones your calves and thighs, not so sure about that but essentially these are meant for nurses and slobs like me.
wtf?
moosehead, i forget the back story i think it might be by the same artist who did all the toronto tourist moose statues.
love it.
aaaaaamazing onion torte.
washed out much, hilarious though is what’s goin’ on in the bg.
do you need some privacy?
d’awwww.
somewhat on the topic of long-haireds what was brought up in the comments of fil’s hair cut post, basically the icing on the cake of having mermaid hair is all the passive aggressive comments made IRL when having long hair is brought up, it’s super fun. shit like oh time for a trim, elusive catty digs. it’s tired, i’m tired of it, enough already. my long hair is none of your business and no i do not have extensions, how does it boggle you so the possibility that someone can put the work and effort into *gasp* growing long hair? uh sorry my hair is naturally fine and straight, big deal? maybe if it had more volume it’d be shorter and i could do more with it because i’ve done the short lesbian ‘dos, multiple versions thereof and trust me, it did not look hot. ps. nice mom hair, i refrain from making comments about your stupid streaks and layers why do you feel that it is alright to be so shitty to me? being your insecurity soundboard is annoying and predictable and get your goddamn hands out of my hair.
and another thing, i make one barely mean joke about whatever and receive so many shitty blog comments for it and yet for some reason it’s perfectly alright for you to constantly nitpick and analyze every little thing about me, where is the logic? stop harboring resentment for a one-liner i said two years ago (if i was a guy you wouldn’t give a fuck so drop the woman-hatin’) and stop pinpointing stupid things you petty little persons, move the fuck on and focus on your own shit. i’m ONE person, take some relax pills please. enough with the bitter essay-lengthed reactions to a story i told that ACTUALLY HAPPENED and get your head out of your ass, you do NOT know me, you read my blog obsessively, that does not mean you know my every waking thought and/or feeling, your trolling is unhealthy. i do not care what you think you have fantastically extrapolated or deduced from every post you’ve read here, listen, DON’T CARE so go tell it on the mountain. i know what i’m doing, thank you.
oh shit man just wait until you find out what we’re up to tonite, the amount of time it’s going to take racking back up the coolness points is going to be ridiculous.
it was a goofy looking hat anyway. bean’s lucky she is super cute. i’m not mad at all. renita felt pretty bad, i just found it hilarious.
she kept coming into the other room to visit me which is funny in hindsight like oh hi i just fucked up your hat and you don’t even know it yet.
much better. it hurt a LOT. the first time the hair was just sort of shaded, renita wanted to go darker, i gave in despite the phantom scratching pain i imagine is there sometimes. anyway, v pleased i manned up for it cos it looks way more punchy now.
just like new again.
hey can i be in your band i’m cool i swear.
renita’s cats are real chill and curious i wish cid wasn’t such a territorial mental case, i want like 50 pets.
just a slight hunch but i gather these people might be into LOTR.
here come 15 pictures of bean.
she’s a teacup brussels griffin.
there’s mom!
she’s kinda like a down syndrome-looking bat. adorable.
she also likes to walk around on her hind legs too and it just KILLS ME TO SEE IT.
hiya pals. finally having blythe touched up today, i’m nervous all over again. i wonder if i can have the underwear shaded to hot pink? is that too right now to do it? feh.
I am watching a movie at two in the morning and I just realized that you look like Milla Jovovich in Ultraviolet.
Oh coincidences, like mariachi bands playing at a funeral.
I know you sometimes enjoy making fun of postcards sent in to Postsecret, and thought that you might enjoy looking at this link, despite you probably having seen it already.
I thought I would also take this awkward moment to let you know how happy I am to have stumbled upon your blog about three years ago. It is probably one of the few websites I check daily, and is also one of my guilty pleasures. People always try and find some sort of significant way to write about themselves and what they do by attempting to intersperse it with poignant and life-revealing anecdotes. You jut cut right to the chase and share photos of what you ate last Tuesday alongside a story about how you got to hang out at a wedding with Spenny. That is the real formula to success.
Keep on bouncin’
-Chris
thanks a meel chris i had not seen that website it’s hilarious and i’ve gotten milla likeness comments before too maybe one day she will be my friend and i can tell her about how the messenger is to blame for the stupidest haircut i ever had in my life. love raymi.
ahhhhh home at last. killer weekend. hot tub under the stars in -20 degree temp. icicles in your hair so amazing, we had some moonshine too, ugh sick but then followed it up with a shot of whiskey more expensive than a leather jacket or something and today we did a 6km snow hike it was beautiful the dogs came too hyper spazzes ok time to catch up on mah electronic lifestyle now. oh yeah fil didn’t ride a horse.
so this guy on my facebook wall says he has this friend who looks exactly like me, it’s uncanny, and whenever they hang all he thinks is raymi raymi raymi raymi etc so i’m like cool awesome show me her picture and he sent this:
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Steven
only one i could find. I know its not the greatest, sorry.
Raymi
bahah um which one is supposed to look like me
Steven Lopes
lol, on the farthest right. like i said, not the greatest photo to show the resemblance. Next time im out with her i’ll try and get a better one. I kind of feel like a creeper after saying that… haha
the interior paper design is v cute also. this is a gift, not for me, and here is a secret i do not “get” the horse thing, like, at all. they kinda terrify me. i’ve only ever been on one once when i was a little kid, with my brother, we went around this trail and i was so nervous i almost fainted and i’m pretty sure i cried the entire time my parents had to force me on. there’s a picture of this too and the expression on my face is pure terror. fil might ride a horse tomorrow. me? pass. no christopher reevesing over here k. i think my nerves would just freak any horse right out and i’d get bucked and there is no convincing me otherwise. i’d rather jump out of a plane. yeah it’s safe to say i have myself a little horse phobia.
alright time for wii fat and after that i shall trim the trim it’s been like 2 weeks i will probably get a head rush from leaning over for ten solid minutes, wuhoo free high!
so we descended upon the notorious Coupe Bizarre yesterday afternoon to get fil’s mop cleaned up real good, and good it was thank you shawna <3
before, in need.
nothing to be done to my tresses though, maybe next time i will consider it. shawna told me there is no trick to cutting split ends other than just cutting ‘em which i’m already maintaining on my own, no big deal.
i felt a little bit nervous too but only cos i’m shy (bipolar) and was anxious about the ensuing hour of playing blabbermouth cos fil clams up and then i’m ON ugh.
cute earrings.
i love the inspired by colouring book shades in the salon, it reminded me of the edward scissorhands’ set.
explaining how he likes his hair, check how curly burly it is back there.
no more subtle faux-hawk was agreed upon by all.
sitting on this thing was a little uncomfortable and dangerous (i’m still partially numb all over) as i’m clumsy, awkward and a spazz.
checkin’ it oot.
shawna’s dog kato, after kato kaylin? i forgot to ask about that.
ooh.
so it begins.
the back urrea, cozy.
my roots are long. no greys yet. BURN.
always ahead of us those sneaky azns.
god how cute is that one i love it can i have my hair cut into perma-pig tails thanks.
how to turn your hair cute, from cute, easy yeah? maybe if you look like a fucking doll to begin with it is.
ok that’s quite enough you’ve made your point.
fil walked from work and i took a smelly cab last minute. opposites attract hahah.
i pee my pants giggling when i get my head rinsed and touched it’s pretty embarrassing like when you draw the curtains real quick on a nerd alone in the dark, their pupils dilate and they scream at you, so sensitive.
someone‘s a cheap tipper ha that’s probably just coffee change.
i noticed that a lot of the clients coming in there to have their hair did looked like their hair was already styled and perfect, funny. like dressing up to go to the doctor even when you’re super sick.
taking notes for if i ever need to destroy fil’s hair again.
yeah, just leave it like that.
look gill a betty boop friend in arms.
am i the only one who sees the edward scissorhands palette here? (scroll)
stink-eye.
more stink-eye. yeah that’s fine, i’ll remember that the next time i pass along a fancy haircut offer to you fil.
mark ryden showed up, decent. to defend shawna’s honour she is quite petite this is just an extreme close-up shot to get the detail.
gettin’ there.
hair experts.
blind faith. fil couldn’t even see what was being done to him cos he’s been wearing his glasses in lieu of contacts for awhile now and you can’t exactly cut around them. he thought he looked like a lego man from his blurred vision.
appropriate stance, nice shoes.
all done, hair in eyeball time.
hurray c’est fini! we are both v pleased with the result. going to a new stylist can be a gamble but shawna was super accommodating, informative, patient and charming fil is even considering cheating on his regular guy with her (relax ladies she has a bf so you can send your men to her conscience-free) and you should too. look her up on facebook under ‘Shawna Hairdressing’ as well as ‘Coupe Bizarre’ you can go through albums of haircut photos on both.
