resin raymi and spliffy steph time again!

greasy headband hair day. i think i look pretty douchey. from some angles if i’m high enough i think i look like sharon stone’s hair in casino. not one picture proof of that though.

screw it. headband day will have to be another day.

uh, cool.

you should see my hair right now it was a balmy 23 degrees all night long this morning i was stuck to my pillow drenched in sweat. hot.

there is basically no point in vacuuming those stairs.

ok on with the shit show…

steph: are you busy? im on chat and i can light one
we havent left for timmins yet haha

me: bAHHAHAHAHh
im already cranked
ok gchat
doober two

Steph: hahahaa

me: u never made it to timmins

Steph: im wearing plaid pants

me: what did u do all day instead
NICE
im wearing a leotard
no shower day

Steph: ya rye and i are dreading it and so he wants to drive overnight instead
we’re all mopey and emo today
he’s napping

me: aw join the club
burlington is on my period today
cool productive

Steph: hahaha
i wish i slept in more

me: the dogs wake me up
they totally have me manipulated

Steph: hahaha
thats why dogs suck
mainly

me: they get me up at 10

Steph: ahahaha guess what ive eaten today

me: 9.40 sometimes
i had a banana earlier
oh what
i cant guess
moose steaks

Steph: brb

me: your superbowl chili dip
Butterbeer Ale boiled with butter, sugar, an egg yolk and topped with a whipped cream and nutmeg.
um i just came
i have never looked at this website baked before

Steph: im back

me: dont you guys eat this twice a week The Steakinator

Steph: ryes mom came over
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
hahaha

me: oh parents are fun when you’re high
we skyped daves mom/sis a month or so ago
put me on the spot
i just smiled like a goon and waved a lot

Steph: ahahaha

me: INTENSELY AWKWARD

Steph: funny
i hate kraft dinner
HAD
i HAD it
hahaha
i love it

me: GOOD TO KNOW I LOVE IT
ha

Steph: im having deja vu

me: are you stoned or not

Steph: im also watching who’s the biss
boss
NO hahaha
almost

me: HAHAHAHA
sound baked to me

Steph: ahhahaha
its a gify
gift
FUCK
whats dave doing

me: what the fuck is going on
he went upstairs

Steph: your dinner looked awesome

me: ha
sometimes we just eat standing up in like 2 seconds
then like what now
BOARD GAME

Steph: hahahaha really

me: more pot
eat
repeat

Steph: thats funny to picture!

me: yeah
things are pretty busy over in these parts
whats rye up to

Steph: i LOVE who’s the boss
sleeping

me: i hate it
it has an 80s dusty yawn to it
i liked it awhile ago

Steph: the old ones are so good
sam

me: nah

Steph: its an age thing

me: not selling me give up

Steph: i hate it when people say nah

me: likely
NAHH
nah

Steph: hahaha

me: nah what i mahn

Steph: nice

me: did u scroll back and check my food links and comments

Steph: oh shit i opened them and forgot haha

me: Upside Down Mac & Cheese Pizza
A layer of mac & cheese sandwiched between two cheese pizzas.
i should stop looking at this shit

Steph: hahahaha ew thats too much
this website is hilarious

me: i might walk thru a mcdonalds drive thru
HEY larry
the regular
yes
ten big macs later

Steph: is the big mac your fav?

me: i havent had one in about 3 years
but yeah i think
whoppers im more a fan of

Steph: i think its mine too. but i used to be a quarter pounder girl
hahaha

me: i ask for mayonaise at swiss chalet the sauce is not enough
you called me a girl! (read it differently baked, the way it was smushed in my chat box appeared to be its own sentence)
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Steph: hahahaha no i used to be that kind of girl

me: barf

Steph: not, girl!

me: HHA well its funny if you called me a girl
ill pretend that you did

Steph: this is disgusting

me: i know mmm maggot loaf

Steph: i should talk more thuggy

me: no you called me girl as in pussy kinda way
youre bush and im delicate
guy we have christmas town set up here

Steph: hahaha you do

me: sending pics

i’ve been hardcore slobchicing it the last little while. ha i’m adorable “last little while” more like last ENTIRE LIFE.

Steph: our plan is to make a snowman instead of putting lights up.
step 1: snow

me: ok but if it melts
nice christmas display lazy stoners

Steph: geeehee i kinda love it
yep thats adorable

me: did u get the others
look what its across from

Steph: hahahaha
sweet

me: anyway

Steph:

me: um are you going to contribute anything

Steph: hahahaaa

me: are you swaying around holding swathes of gauzy fabric to the merseybeats

Steph: this is like the most job pressure ive ever had
to WHAT

me: i think of you

Steph: k i have a q

me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKNC_xEwfF4

Steph: you know those machines that jiggle your muscles

me: yes the thing i painted

Steph: oh yeah, ya how does that machine work is it like, tasing you?

me: its jiggling your muscles at a high rate, friction
good for last minute toning
i also sort of have no idea
dude keep it light please

Steph: hahahaa “jiggling”

me: ew
ha

Steph: i hope that jiggling is actually excercise
that’s be sweet
omg i cant type today

me: did u see the other xmas pics

Steph: JUST now
the garbage is so cute

me: i know

Steph: you dont have to blog these if they suck

me: he pulled them out yesterday and i was like are you serious!
blogging it i have zero standards for that thing

(then a bunch of shit was said that can’t be shared here yet)

Steph: can you start saying dickload

me: DICKLOAD

Steph: hahahaha oh ya

me: haha first i typed DICKLOADED

Steph: thereyago

me: picture me saying it like a WWF announcer

Steph: hahaha i CAN
sorry im like bleh

me: ok getting ready to head out now
its ok emo emu

Steph: k
hahahaa

me: so yer leaving tonite over nite?
ahahahhaaha

Steph: yep

me: drive safe timbo

Steph: will do lates

me: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

this is so me.

pictures of my dad’s cat who now looks like a poodle rat to come. i’ll try hard another time to bring back some quality posts. i’m writing a book right now you guises! ps. it’s my blog’s anniversary on nov 28 is that nine years or ten? nine. right. feels like 30.

chris cornell singing ave maria?

welcome to Dinner & a Doobie nite (that’s mine stamped it just made it up!). oh wait, that was yesterday night. ok well it can be two nites. FINE. seven. nvmnd. fyi my mom is HATING on the arijuana-may okes-jay ig-time bay what? just be happy they’re not acid jokes. bigger picture here, please.

WHAT’S UP 1.00 OFF HAM AND CHEESE QUICHE!? SEE YOU IN MY STOMACH!

drenched in dazzlingly (that is a real word!) sodium-bursting salt.

hot calabrese you dirty whore who’re yer friends?

pad thai michelina’s 2 for $2.49? DUH! put four in the cart right now. (they’re pretty weak to be honest)(only 6gs of fat though).

see you soon second dinner!

update: second dinner was comprised of an range julius from the mall plus poutine from new york fries and two meatballs from dad’s house. oh and a shit ton of white wine/oj. believe it.

i can’t believe this used to be black.

are there hair fetishists out there? does that exist? i’m sure it does.

no shame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7OJzvJuN50

look i’m you!

sometimes there just aren’t enough pictures of me on this thing.

i just tore out a massive piece of upper lip skin (one of my many go-to anxiety rituals) now it’s all sore and exposed, just waiting for a glass of red wine to hit itself.

glen eden what’s up.

i have a vision.

oh wait, it’s me.

i took a video once i reached the top all out of breath and shiny faced. it was funny high though i dunno if my self esteem can take posting it today or not.

i should just get it over with and start wearing super tall and pointy gnome hats.

i could easily pull this off.

WTF

suuuuuuure i’ll share some of that with you.

so lazy see, you’re all fat for it.

k sorry got stuck in a geek vortex for a second there. i remember a few nuit blanche’s ago this cute bartender chick in this teenily constructed mini bar was wearing a black pointy hat, felt-like, not witch-like, totally elfin. have never forgotten it. saw her some days later wearing it around town, stared at her like crazy and made her feel ambushed, taken hostage by my eyes. i think i ducked into a store or something to avoid the scenario entirely. brave hero! (dad where is that expensive little gnome i bought you?)

some leftovers here.

finished this stoner hike off with some swiss chalet and i kid you not, what a perverted scene that place has turned into. like, three separate gross guys all with staring problems, (staring at both your own daughter’s tits staring problems)(hopefully step daughters but still, still so fucking disgustingly blatantly sick i’m trying to eat chicken over here guy) the service blew and now i’m fat. cool. don’t order a caesar before eating anything ever. dumb move. believe it or not the reason we went was to try their mango bellinis (5.19!) but it was too cold a drink to order while your arms are laced in goosebumps. note to self: never go to a swiss chalet on a weekend again. ever.

i’m going to construct a poster of burlington’s chain restaurants and shove multi-coloured thumbtacks through each one i’ve hit and call it RAYMI’S EATING TOUR.

remind me to talk about the street hockey kids next door at some point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTlUZL70RfI

do me a favour (that’s canadian for favor) and vote for this guy tomorrow in whatever categories i appear in please thanks i love you.

had the bright idea to hit the pub about 4 (more like 5) to beat the friday post work rush. next time should head over for 3 instead. jeez louise. love people’s faces when they arrive, all gruff bitter HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET HERE BEFORE US HARRUMPH!

what’s wrong bro?

ha nice face sage.

thanks erica, how sweet.

all up on the fridge.

awesome porno camping towel, folds up into nothing, so soft, taught and teeny.

this is what i look like in card form. sigh bangs.

gay for christmas over here. little bit.

or a lot a bit.

pipeweed represent. holla, gandalf.

coug tumbler. (despite that probably being a leopard of sorts).

bottle comes swathed in velvet leopard print. pure class. the lighting makes this glass appear to be plum (blackberry desert wine + cran).

guy i don’t recall bambi being this fucking retarded unnnnngh. did they edit out the mom’s death scene or something, makes no sense and what’s with all the weird southern accents for the younger animals, kinda too flirty a lilt to the tone of their voice for how young-sounding the speaker is.

this is where we had the video shoot two weeks ago. (i’ve seen footage and it looks like an estee lauder ad)(pumped).

falling down pants. these guys stretch out like crazy on the waist. also i’ve dropped a size or two i think.

then went here.

i’m a thirsty cactus.

had some nice gut rot immediately following this treat.

blackened catfish caesar wrap.

more dundas valley photos.

had a little get-together hang sesh with the fam thursday nite. both my parents’ birthdays fall in november. i stuffed this with scratch tickets. it plays happy birthday when you open it in hawaiian luau style. it was supposed to be an inside burn on my mom.

love message written on a 2-4 at the lcbo. oh man that place is a trip.

tested out a new powder that nite. won’t be goin’ with that one again. i have a nice natural organic hippie powder (non-ghostface killah shade) now (thanks alison!) that i pulled out of all my traveling gypsy junk. compared to my mom’s tanned face i look brutal. i am never standing beside you in a photo ever again.

then we all got loaded and played a game of dysfunctional scrabble.

i am so jazzed dominoes has held on to the philly cheese steak pizza.

follow-up.

rocky is all shaved now (dad you are insane). before/after shots to come.

time to make butter chicken. PAYCE!