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hi casie!

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brb i am going overboard right meow preparing our lady luncheon.

AND STOP IGNORING ME PLAYBOY DO YOU WANT ME TO BARK UP HUSTLER’S TREE?

I DON’T THINK SO!

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and while i’m at it, brunette? not with this tan. no way. i’m going surfer girl.

here are more of my grey dress going out photos. that was the best cheapest investment i ever made, in that dress. i have it in black too, britt gave it to me cos once she saw me in it she goes now i know what it is supposed to look like (fit body) i don’t want it which is hyperetarded of her to say cos her body has and always will be tinier and better than mine.

aaaand without further ado i bring you teacher’s heart attack in the making.

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tracey the minx emerges.

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sigh. i can so imagine long flowing locks on the other side of my shoulder.

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you will be sick of this dress by the end of the day. two more posts starring it haha.

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fat face looks younger but be careful how many drinks you throw back to fatten it up you don’t want to go into christina aguilera face bloat territory woah i was so going in that direction there for a spell. scared me.

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cheeseball.

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good one. ok some pepsi pics now this has to be short i have a motion room retest to prep for.

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me and christine. how far do we go back? since before twitter, her name is synonymous with spadina monologues i think she trickled in around the MG days? did you know christine also made her way onto a reality show on a tropical island to boss around men and it was broadcast in the uk or something? huge. ask her about it. maybe that’s why she does that british accent voice? (stop doing that sorry ilu but be you) anyway i love this broad and am proud she’s a lifer like me, it’s good to see her face in the scene.

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me and jarvis, i don’t know anything about this cat other than he jocks me hard and i like that.

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where do i start on this girl, well lets see, mine was the first blog she ever read so i guess i paved the crazy blogway for her, she probably learned how to walk because of me too. we have a good time together even though all her girlfriends are ice queens to me and i take it out on her via text and we don’t hang that often cos we’re both super busy but when we make time it’s the best (bad girl secrets) time, which will be tonight.

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and the best thing about casie is that there are two casies. it blew me away when she told me about how mean and catty girls were two these two growing up, competitive nasty chicks, like calling up men’s wives and lying about casie to them just to cause mad drama. not cool. anyway this is jenie, casie’s sister fyi.

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and that’s casie’s little kate who beelined me. i like when people get up in my face if they have good energy, it makes me a little shy and i say a lot of dumb shit but only because i am so flattered that we are both number one fans of me for that moment. i met adil’s (sorry name just slipped my mind) other part of mycitylives, chick’s a sweetheart.

ok this post was probably the best post i ever wrote.

i hope they don’t read my blog cos their timing is impeccable.

each time i play this video the doggy goes nuts cos she hears me talking all over the house but i am RIGHT HERE. poor dogs. so dumb.

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blonde in grey dress.

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versus often non-smiling brunette in same grey dress.

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skinny and long hair always wins ok. give me another year (for my hair to grow, in two days i’ll be a rake again i am bloated right meow).

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guh i didn’t know how hot i was at the time THANKS EVERYONE!

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and we ge the point. that hair was awesome.

and while i’m at it check this oldie of casie and i.

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we were actually cleaning something up and it turned into a pin-up shoot. as uje.

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enter raymi’s experimental kitchen. what is it? go fuck yourself that’s what. (i am charlie cheen’s rage persona right now). it actually kind of came out horrible as teacher suggested adding mustard. wrong. it was fine as is.

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here is an example of how much i am a perfectionist. ice chilled sparkling lemon. BOOM!

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the whole corral awaited the decadence. elegantly.

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voila.

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dinner and a movie.

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those birds are my salt and pepper shakers. do you love me?

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why i spent $30 on sunblock yesterday. non break-out stuff for face and 70 spf for body, sweatproof, waterproof. wicked duuude surf’s up.

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this hand gets to be the show off with long nails now.

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went to catch melodie’s band at the boat. LIPP. very pixies.

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i know what lipp stands for. it’s a secret.

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she didn’t think i was coming. partly cos i said i wasn’t. then two guilt minutes later i bolted out the door.

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i felt the live music bug and remembered i’ve a priority delegate badge this year for NXNE. penny laaaane.

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tomorrow i’m checking out the new echo beach at molson amphitheatre for robyn. big primpin is also going on. going to be interesting. go summr best summer ever!

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allergies busted my eyes again. just in OPENING the window from the bedroom. die spring!

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i went out as a shithead. when we slinked off to sneaky dee’s secretly not 30 seconds after the teacher went to the bathroom did a young dude buy me a drank. still got it.

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this is a tiny suit, who did it belong to? anyway makes my arse look good.

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blog slave came by to help me prepare for something i am nervous about doing later. i am fine, just nervous adrenaline. it’s for my book. my hair is a disaster. bye! foxfire tonight at wrongbar.

do i really look that much better with black hair?

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granted three years younger but no, not exquisitely better.

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everyone with long hair looks better, the colour is irrelevant.

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this was a great bender of a day.

ok i just figured out who the slammer of the door here is (not purposeful door slamming, just drafts) and it’s the new young mother next door. why do i feel bad about lecturing her on door etiquette just cos she’s a new mother? eff that, learn how to open and close doors like a human being not a childish monster. i just threw a shirt on inside out cos i’m pmstress rage to go down and confront, listened and waited and sure enough another slam right from next door so now i know it’s her. UGHHHHHHHHHH. i will simmer in rage until that baby is a toddler then it’s go time.

i only make mention of it cos this happens EVERYDAY at the same time, probably post baby stroller walk and all the loading/unloading of that crap up the stairs however, why should your motherhood interfere with my studies (jerking off, etc) right? if it were the other naybe i’d spare no seconds in a hey what’s up STOP DOING THAT mention (no i wouldn’t cos they’re already trying to be nice to us with a wine bottle cos of their dog through the deck fence trying to attack stella, meanwhile she is just at fault)(really it’s cos they fight and yell like mental and the chick is trying to buy our love and cancel out her evil, not gonna work, you’re a trollop) yet when i go down there to finally man-up and deal with it diplomatically (dressed like dazed and confused’s simone) i wimp out because i picture baby mobiles and difficult quintuplets all crying and diaper mountains then i just got over it, but i know it will piss me off again tomorrow at the same f–ing time so what to do? i think i’m passed the age of passive aggressive notes and this wasn’t even a thing til i sat down and started blogging it ok anyway hello hi folks nice to see you on my blog today. haha.