then ya click for justa little more.

see ya burn outs!

amazing night. i am exhausted from it but still coasting and ready for more. don’t expect this post to be as verbose as my regular fare of uh, fare.

my mom’s dress just so happened to match the dress i performed in.

starlight burlesque dressed the stage.

my mom made lois and i pose like this all night long with our matching rings. mom are you twelve?

lil miss kate killet was my assistant/point girl. job well done girl.

tim and i have been tight buddies since i was 21 and insane, longboarding buddy from oakville. he was the jealousy trap i set when it was down to he or my ex fiance. it worked, fuck, look at him. haha look at my stage mom behind me too.

walking around in my one piece was super empowering. i recommend it.

the vipeople.

tarek, we need to talk (dish). BOOM catch-up with april stat!

surround yourselves with cute people at all times possible.

i don’t remember all the burlesque girl names but they were so fantastic. everyone thoroughly enjoyed this.

positively packed.

look at this man. this man is a genius. his bags make me look so good. thank you infinity.

my colleague must be counting his lucky stars he ever met me hey ahaha. yesterday afternoon we spent a good time with maureen at nearly naked, locked him alone in there even while she and i grabbed coffee. it’s located right across the street from where my nude scene was filmed in those lofts and i think he lined a shot up, bragged about it, i go yeah your business brain cogs musta been rotating at mach ten by that stroke fluke of luck hey? i constantly break his balls i am such a delight to work with.

YES MONEY SHOT! i am bummed mine didn’t stay on. what if i get a dental floss pasty contraption set-up?

this chick was doing a total von teese (esther deville?) thing and at the end of the night we had a sultry limo shoot and she french inhaled all over the place. then clem paid the driver to take us for a spin and dropped us off at salvador darling, me my mom lois teacher clem and i it was wild. so fun. so many photos i don’t know where to begin so i’m starting here and doing cliffs notes before i forget.

seeing the wasted crowd deterioration totally calmed me down, they won’t have any idea what’s going on by the time i hit the stage. perfect.

yeah i could get used to dressing like this again. steering toward pin-up. wedges, teeny shorts. just picked up some new cute things from public butter after brunch at the caddy just now. i love hungover hair of the dog vintage shopping. the music was so abstract and terrifying, i found everything hilarious and now i have gold raybans, a wicked little vest, baby pink gauzy nightie to dance in and swingin’ sixties dress.

the fans were added last minute. i’ll do the dance and film it so you can see it properly if you want then i’ll retire it for use only if by request and if paid otherwise we’ll be going to the psych ward if we hear shake shake shake senora ever again. a lot of dudes told me i made their night, one of the security guards. i am so dumb for not speaking to edwin. he tried to cruise me once and i didn’t go for it. there’s a notorious story about him though so maybe it was a good idea. aw poor celebs, everyone knows your spot and blows it up.

she was adorable and i should have been wearing a headpiece like her. i couldn’t wear anything in my hair cos my headband would fly off and barrettes, i ran out of time to curl it and also didn’t have time for false eyelashes. next time i’ll be sure of it.

nice one.

i love her routine. i put her video up the other day.

would you be nervous to dance in front of all these people?

a girl came up to me afterward (hi) and said she wants to do what i do, which is exactly how i approached my old troupe. she has dance experience and balls, that’s all it takes. none of these chicks were alive in the 60’s or 40’s so it’s every girl for ‘emself recreating what their perception of burlesque should embody, i of course have my own spin on it and everyone else can sincerely go fuck themselves if they have a problem with it. also, marketing is more than half the work here so you can be amazing but if you don’t have the spark or the audience, you know, it’s a lot of work. hype is necessary.

see we match. this always happens. mom how do you do this all the time? happens with melodie and i sometimes too as well as an old friend of mine. cosmic cuckoo kismet.

i can’t tell if this was before or after cos my hair was various stages of wild and more than one person asked if was doing anything with it. nope. just watch. i let it dry naturally and it has a kink to it so it works plus my dance is a spazz attack number there is no point in trying to maintain beauty when you’re having fun and dancing with your people at your free bottle service vip table. dudes you also forgot to tip our waitress, i covered it but come on you can’t do that self-entitled shit to me, poor form.

some people were cuttin’ loose and celebrating their set as they should have. i said to hanna that it (burlesque) might make her horny and she goes i’m already horny! ahahah. burlesque is a perfect date night activity and my friend said the party in the distillery last year for the red light district campaign i did with lexus (or was it nissan? bahaha) but anyway it brings the wildcat out in women so he said all the women were aroused big time and every dude got laid that night GUARANTEED.

can’t wait to see the limo shots. oh boy.

what is going on here?

oh it’s me!

oh hai there.

why didn’t you use the flash dude??

one girl was sitting on the fucking stage so i fanned her a lot and singled her out to work with it. rude. get off my stage before i mariah carey your ass on out of here.

baha that guy is studying me and the girl beside him is like screaming.

minxing the horny mob.

going to burnoutington to see my daddy! so more later from there, bon weekend!

your pal raymi.

(mom get your pics up!)

omg i can’t wait to blog the nn shopping pictures.

turn it down. teacher was right by the speaker. i made a whole dance in less than 24 hours. i need a nipple pasty solution though, for the sweat and my skin’s refusal to adhere the glue by, i was told spirit gum over eyelash glue. we were at capacity, full room tonight and it was so cool. i was the headlining act. i am hungry for more performances now so if you want me to put a showcase together for any event, whether it be girly or a bachelor party, social media pr, i’ll take care of everything: photos, costumes, routines to any song you like. RAYMI@RAYMITHEMINX.COM ask anyone there tonight. knocked it out of the park. my feet are dying they need advil this is like working at a bar, takes hours to sleep afterward and also how i got fat. any girls with a dancing background and want to pg rated-strip, get at me. we’re starting a troupe. oxxoxo i never want hear this song again hahaha.

ended the night at adventurehouse. so fun! we pulled up in a limo!

after a photoshoot ON IT with the other burlesque girls. sexy.

when i threw my bra off my left pasty disappeared. a security guard gave me his flashlight but i couldn’t find it. wahh so expensive.

love my girls and EVERYONE who came tonight. expect a lot of coverage even my lingerie try on at nearly naked today. lifesaver maureen you angel! she said i was an angel sent to her. oh you! see my and lois and mom’s mathching bling rings. we are obsessed.

i LOVE this one piece. with love by carrie russell. one left go grab it. if you mention my name you can snatch up the garter black lace bottoms i have on discount. they are very flattering and comfortable.

ok night.

this was really painful ahaha. smashed the bridge of my nose super hard and fast. i lost my breath, then i go to the laptop to turn off the music i wheeze out stop filming, he didn’t. this is not the dress i’m performing in, also i’m wearing a jumper beneath so that’s why it’s a bit rumply, i didn’t get a chance to strip down to it cos of the maraca massacre. picking up my lingerie tomorrow (have my selected store and an appointment for a fitting i am excited) and will settle on my final dress too. i plan to have a costume change or two while milling about and flirting in character. it’s going to be a great time. i can’t wait to see you all.

y’all are coming to this right? FRIDAY AUGUST 12 – TOMORROW! 10PM FREE IF YOUR NAME IS ON RSVP LIST. $10 OTHERWISE. i have a couple VIP booths with bottle service to entice some shy perverts out there it’s FREE before 11PM. i also have VIP guest list spots for some before 12AM. i’ll be closing the show about 12.30AM do not miss it! so to clarify, if you email info@pinkmafia.ca and rsvp you’ll be on the guest list and it’ll be no problem.

Roxanne – A Burlesque Show Presented by STARLIGHT BURLESQUE

Time

Friday, August 12 at 10:00pm – August 13 at 2:00am

Location

Tattoo Rock Parlour
567 Queen St. W.

No guestlist, no problem! $10 @ the door.

i’m told this performance will also be happening. four starlight burlesques in total. inspiring! they do full on 40’s retro style. my song is 60’s.

up for grabs. now you can be a trainwreck too.

not supposed to be so wrinkly but it’s been bunched up in a box for a bit. bounces back easily. size six, h&m. very slimming hides everything. i wore it for halloween as courtney love i’ll grab those pics in a sec. i’m selling it cos everyone makes fun of me for looking like courtney love all the time and i want to distance myself from that image hahah.

how’mi doin’ so far?

ahah.

this dress has the potential to be ladylike too. hailey wants it but she will never be a size six.

it’s baby soft pink. oh any my hippie bag went for $60. raymerch is collectible and a total investment. so is my art.

i like to let it hang off by mistake. oops. i’m a slut! whoopsie! the painting behind me is by jamie, it’s of me when i used to model online. i matched up his hand writing from the signature on the back of the canvas to his writing in the stephen sprouse book he put together, jamie was his assistant best friend for like two decades. sprouse made day glo a thing, you saw the louis vuitton bag collaboration revival with marc jacobs a few years back, that was sprouse post humously, he died of hiv in 2004. i recommend getting the book, i have the hot pink one. jamie currated the show in japan and dug up all the sprouse artifacts from a storage locker on staten island. phenomenal talent. he’s been my friend since i was 18 years old from brooklyn. here‘s a set he took of me at 19.

ok here i am as courtney OFFICIALLY for once.

we went to the virgin party at parts n labour. media wasn’t supposed to be there. torontoist wrote about it and gave us an inch thick mention thanks to this outfit. they were mean. the article was yanked cos they weren’t supposed to write about the private performance, who played again? hahaha one of the arts n crafts bands kind of like the equivalent of seeing sloan after all these years no? oh right, BSS. it was a great time.

i am a method actress.

that chick is so busted.

so if you want this notorious dress you can email me at raymi@raymitheminx.com

i also drew this of courtney love’s mtv awards red carpet fall. gill has it.

i still do commissioned work btw.

• courtney love,
• hole,
• trainwreck