raymi says:

well what do u feel like doing, getting soused?

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

yeah its crap

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

yes. soused…you have a dvd player?

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

we could watch some shit

raymi says:

yes

raymi says:

sure

raymi says:

i have the professional

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

got any drugs? we could do some shit?

raymi says:

bring me weed

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

got any enemies? we can beat them shits up.

raymi says:

we can stumble over to this bar for cheap drinks

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

ill bring some weeeeeeed

raymi says:

are u seriously broke ass?

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

yeah, i havent gotten paid from work yet

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

cocks

raymi says:

u have a job?>??

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

i did yeah, just some temporary shit

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

working with kids

raymi says:

hahahahhahahahahhahaha

raymi says:

what do u do

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

hahaha…i dont wanna say

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

its embarassing

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

lets just say

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

it involves

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

a costume

raymi says:

WHAT

raymi says:

OH MY GOD

raymi says:

tell me

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

hahahah

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

no

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

get me drunk and it will probly spill out.

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

raymi says:

tell me

raymi says:

are u the black ronald mcdonald

raymi says:

tell me what yer costume is

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

no

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

it was

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

a wizard costume’

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

raymi says:

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

die.

raymi says:

do u have to sing songs to them and wave your magical wand in the air and sprinkle dust

raymi says:

ahhahahahaha

raymi says:

i cant stop laughing

raymi says:

show me a pic!!!!

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

eat shit.

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

im not coming.

raymi says:

awww come on

raymi says:

thats the coolest job ever

raymi says:

i wear dumb costumes but i dont get paid for it

raymi says:

im posting this on my blog btw

raymi says:

what kinda wizard, merlin or harry potter, my friend wants to know

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

more like merlin i guess

raymi says:

hahahaha

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

the illest part tho

raymi says:

what

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

was that 2 guys i used to buy weight from in the summer, i saw them there with their kids

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

and they were like

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

“Heyyy….what the FUCK are you doing here?”

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

and an ex-grilfriend was there

raymi says:

i was looking for a pic of merlin to show u and i found this dude, whats up

raymi says:

http://www.morningdisaster.com/photogallery/jimwax/merlin.jpg

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

i almost slit my wrists that night

raymi says:

is that what ur costume looks like

raymi says:

why embarassed?

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

yeah

raymi says:

aww

raymi says:

i just got a spam mail from a guy named merlin querto

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

lol

Give that nigga the bizniss! says:

weird

raymi says:

yah

i better get some friggin emails today.

I remember this kid in rockland, maine was very friggin’ impressed by a cd I had. It’s so icredibly remote in that place that compact discs are deemed luxury fancy items. Meh. Listnin’ to black eyed peas with esthero before black eyed peas went all gay and got that hussy to join em’. I dig those little shorty shorts she wears in that hey mama video, they’re red with strings and almost pass for gotchies – jumpin’ music, swift dj, smoke machines and laser rays, look out weekend cuz here I come because weekend’s the word, the word.

oh billy

it’s totally awesome when u show up at yer auntie’s 75th bday party in a hot hawaiian dress and get completely soused and spill wine and champagne everywhere and take retarded photos.

life is not an emergency.

i got new shoes and a dress and fishnets and the kylie minogue cd and more shirts and underwears.

today it is my birthday. i don’t care. ok i do i’m lying but i’m pretending not to care because i’m a nothing loser who does nothing good on her birthday that is ever cool ebough. ok i’m lying again but i don’t care. yesterday we tied one on and my cousin fell three times and once into this baseboard heater and also spilled a drink on this guy’s couch too. glorious.

i got a fancy new watch from my dad.

oh and everyone who was blocked before from leaving comments is now unblocked. this is yer second chance so don’t go all gay on me and piss me off.

me being a heffer. awwrite.

so me and kristi watched a whole infomercial because the tv was all the way on the other side of the room and neither of us wanted to get up and change the channel. it was for this heat wave oven thing that cooks basically everything that could be cooked in an oven. ingenious. the commentary between us went something like this:

raymi: that girl is such a whore when she eats the meat.

kristi: i know she’s all; “mmmmmmmmmmm.”

raymi: she is SO porno.

kristi: look at that. i’d eat that.

raymi: they keep playing this commercial over and over wtf!? and the payments keep changing, like before it was 5 easy payments of 33 dollars and now it’s 4?

kristi: yah i noticed that too.

raymi: good thing we didn’t call when it was 5 payments. shouldn’t it be the other way around, like, you should have called us before now it costs more suckers!

kristi: < laughter >

raymi: < laughter >

kristi: and that guy just said a word wrong.

raymi: and they need a new slogan, set it and walk away is just so gay. they’re like some cult or something, what’s with that chick saying, “i see the light.” everytime he sets the friggin’ timer? creepy.

etc etc

ok bye