Back by request. These stupid pictures.

Just a couple cos we “get it”.

Miss my teeth? Miss my wonky eye like the guy from the goonies?

Well I bet you did.

Ok NOW I get it.

Pee pee peace.

This chick was reading teen vogue out here and NOT a teen! She was old. Sometimes we have to go back to the beginning again so that we can better know our present. I’m sure that was in a movie once. With a unicorn in it. No doubt son!

That’s the chick from Much Music. Or something. I only watch a certain amount of specific television.

Cool walk bro.

Actually I like the top pics with the flower border overlapping because they’re not exactly being cut off or out. Yeah that’s so pinteresting.

Waitin’ for the girls.

All that swag thanks so much 3F Fashions. I am going to fill up bags of clothes and get rid of them head’s up to interested parties. Spring cleaning old stuff I mean. I was submitted for a reality wardrobe show that would so take me if they saw a photo of my wardrobe like how it lives in a pile on the floor in my tickle trunk I have two dressers, a closet and another wardrobe what are those things called? A closet you buy when your apartment bedroom doesn’t have a closet. One of those.

I’ve since trimmed all the snaggly hairs off Okay O-lay!

Ladies I have pix of all you’s too I didn’t upload them this last round I don’t know why I feel obliged to even mention, I don’t like the possibility of someone feeling left out. I am considerate. I just know blogs and the unnecessary evil they can befall one and all. Hey I’m impressively rhymey today. “Funny can’t buy you happiness.” was going to be the title, wah woh.

An awesome indian restaurant was here it was a good hang I bet the cabbies are bummed, I’d be. This is Stupid waiting for me to show up for tacos. Keep it simple guys.

Nice bullet buds.

There’s my stomach.

Oh hey there.

In today’s street style Raymi is modeling her elementary school’s colours navy and baby. Don’t make me say that’s a great band name because it is.

I can just see it now.

As always, we go here to wait for our table. I say The Rhino next time for a change. I have my reasons.

Glad I gave you one, mine broke last night.

Making fun of my stomach regions before I even eat anything is a dick move, now watch it grow.

It doesn’t matter anymore because I am a nihilist now. Like I care.

Blue and blond go together swimmingly. One of my trade secrets. Now you know bro.

Too bad about losing those posts, a good flame war was a brewing. Nice to see that all the fucking losers who are still hell bent on their Raymi obsessions are still at it and up to speed. You mad bro? Why do I threaten you so much? If I suck so much why you here basking in the suck?

I smashed my penny packer glass by mistake, I said to your health and clunk it too comically hard which was embarrassing enough and then it shattered. Also they know this is our drink and it does bring out some cray I think. Brown liquor or red wine if you want to go out of your mind. I should just go ahead and write a rap or a jingle I am wasting my talents on the circle of jerks here. Also on the circle jerk. Nah nah I actually consider everything I do to be productive in the steps toward my life goal fruition.

I was hella embarrassed. They got me another.

This is how you hide your face when you are embarrassed. It semi-works.

Embarrassment over, time to put a new outfit on this was the longest taco date post coverage ever.

Not entirely my fault.

Oops. It was wrapped around one of my giant teeth.

Hard to tell in this lighting but that red hot sauce was pretty full when we got there and we drained it to within an inch of its life.

I asked a bro if there really was a guard cat in this building and he’s like yeah but they’re really nice haha then we took a bunch of pics and I said my ok bye which is our I am fucking leaving now without you warning call but it was meant for rebecca and he goes Bye. Aw you got clothes-lined by the stupids.

Then I had to buy woman stuff and soda water. Sounds like a party. A vodka scrabble party. Chill out it was a Monday and we’re old chicks. The store clerk dug this moment in time of course. No really he loved it.

A troll said I don’t have friends because friends don’t let you dress like how I am dressed if you don’t have a torso but the most hilarious thing about that is this is exactly how rebecca dresses, she wears a white t-shirt and leggings as a uniform so sorry kid go sneer at other people’s lives on facebook who also don’t give a shit about you.

I did not play the R-word believe it or not.

That zit bro on my face is now gone I think I’ll give you a status update when I next get up off my arse. Raymi Lauren White’s ZIT: It’s complicated.

Brand new Tommy Bag and the straps break. That’s life for ya, sometimes you break the bag straps or the straps break you. I need more coffee this is getting retarded. Seven points on a double word score. I also have to do some blog archive stuff investigations.

Don’t do anything while I’m gone ‘cept enjoy yourselves!

The cat just barfed everywhere. Here comes the dog.

Meow meow hop hop.

Wah I lost that other post but who cares now bro? Lol. I’ll have to start making my photos smaller so they don’t get cut off by the beautiful whimsical flower border. That Tyler drew from scratch! He is not girly at all and when I presented them with my blog vision, Bry was like hah this is going to be hilarious for Tyler to do. Also, when doing testing it they’d use posts with tits of course for fun haha. Boys. Who are men. Who are boys. Like how I like ‘em!

I was in the middle of blasting a piece of trash in the comments and then they all disappeared because anything I started publishing once they started the blog swap would not make the change-cut. Makes sense. I have the photos still. I didn’t back up the posts though, wah woh.

Anyway I am not going to let it carry out any longer on my new special platform of tacos and just living my life, I am sorry you don’t simplify your own life and make it consist of just a few things a week when you can and it seems soooo hilarious that I am going to go shopping and then eat at a restaurant, you’re so sad to get mad about everything I do. Oprah says that holding on to resentment is like holding your breath for many years and it’s true.

You honestly need to fuck off. Is what you honestly need to do.

Maybe I will become a better blogger now that I have a better blog. Or maybe I can become worse and no one will notice. I’ll be right back after I tell everyone on facebook that this blog is ready for them to swoon over too. Please be patient while all the kinks are ironed out and please like my facebook raymitheminx.com that hasn’t been updated since infinity years ago. ps. leave a comment if you can see this because colleague is telling me a bunch of garbage. During this migration process there will be some hiccups, some might see the ghost posts from my old blog lay out, I go to approve then it all vanishes so while the server is playing patty cake with my blog just be cool everything will work out. Fine.

Back to my stories bye now.

Loving this shirt.

Hard to take webcam pics with zero time to pose and stand up.

Anyway, teeny trim. No big deal.

Ocray!

Bad allergy day, bloodshot eyes also ran out of makeup so had to use my old stuff which made my eyes explod tears 3 times in a row. My regular stuff is on the way I am excited and desperate.

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Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I look pissed off here. That’s because I was.

Gorgeous contempt. I just discovered so many photos on mystery camera, oh boy.

I do not pass up an opportunity for good photo lighting.

Okay your turn now.

Rebecca is in NYC right now. Go find her.

She told us everything she had to pack, would pack and any suggestions I made she disagreed with and went on to her packing items list COOL THANKS. How I pack is vastly different. I go in to my tickle trunk, flip out, start crying and yelling, take a shower and picture all the outfits I can create from scraps of tank tops and praying I have a pair of clean leggings or tights I can build an outfit around so listening to your anal friend dictate an itemized organized detailed list of stuff is not my jam, man.

This is my jam. It’s not a SOFA: Sweater over my Fat Ass BECAUSE it cuts off just at my bum instead of hanging over it back there phew, and then the bat wings dangle at the sides.

This watermelon is smarter than you.

Cool sitcom bro.

How many glass things have been smashed while at Rebecca’s place? She gets awful mad but I don’t know why someone has all those glass jars laying around if they don’t expect a few to get smashed while everyone who is over also being smashed at the time of smashing. Also it wasn’t me never not once.

I think your cat could stand for a bigger bed, just saying.

Or not who cares nobody asked me. Chi Chi drinks out of a watering jug standing up like Azlan so, nothing phases.

Covering my chest zits yay!

Pass it up guy! Craption Contest!

Ooh maybe I’ll have breakfast in Russia right meow? (code name for day vodka). One time at the caddy I asked her if she had anything to drink that day and she goes hmm no wait did I have any vodka today? LOL! LUSH! LOLUSH. New name for something. Jules.

Adorablah. I love the garbage can too. Bech that needs to be out of the party zone. What are you on E? jajaja.

One last dance then I hit the road Jack.

This was a successful delivery day.

I never eat the potatoes.

Yeah guy chicken shawarma booyakasha!!

He gets cheese fries too. Insanity. Too delicious.

Spring fever nails.

Shh. Sleeping.

Be quiet thank you.

I’m a spring baby so I get in to it.

I don’t know why but spring is kind of nerdy, all these shy people start chiming in about weather and growing personalities coming alive and stuff and you’re like what the hell is that a boner?

I dressed like a superhero.

Off to shop.

Look at my niece! The wig makes her look so grown up. Model future!

At this age I did not look this dope. She’s 13.

I have to go shower now have a nice day guys.