why do bathroom attendants have to make you feel so damn guilty for drying yer hands with the shit papertowel they give you and then deny you using the complimentary perfumes and eating four mints just ‘cos you don’t have tip money? bitch i’ll get my own papertowel, thanks.
and what’s with chinese old lady variety store owners who forget your face everyday and ask you for id then say they don’t have yer smokes and then take the candy out of yer hand and put it back in the bin with the lid on and then you say oh do i need id for that too? and then yer dad walks in and then they are all nice all of a sudden and say how pretty you are and they also shave off their forehead eyebrows and draw them back on.
what’s up with that?
and why are girls only nice to you when you are mean to them after months of you being nice?
what what
and why do my friends never show up when they say they will? i think i’ve complained about this before. i have.
there is nothing more satisfying than jamming q-tips in yer ears. q-tips are luxury items i think, an afterthought really. not everyone has them, you know. but when you come across a box of them in yer friend’s bathroom after going weeks without q-tipping yer head off it’s like woah nelly, fun times. serious.
avril lavigne’s new video is such garbage. who can believe a crappy love whiney song from someone who looks like a 13 yr. old chickadee? and like she’s all rich as shit but she’s in this seedy hotel room and who wears running shoes with tube sox and underwear when they’re sleeping in bed?
I slipped away I slipped on a little white lie We got heads on sticks You got ventriloquists We got heads on sticks You got ventriloquists Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed [x4] Rats and children follow me out of town Rats and children follow me out of town Come on kids…
ok lets talk about towels. yes towels. sometimes they smell really bad but there’s nothing else so you’re forced to dry off with ‘em and then you reek like a smelly towel all day long and other people’s dirty greasy hands too. some towels look pretty but they’re shittily absorbant, you know those beach towels that only have the little loopy things on one side. useless. you can wrap them around and around your body forever and feel like a fluorescent green with yellow polka dots popsicle or something gay like it. you may as well airdry with towels like that, they do nothing.
i’m having crazy dreams again. i have the cat in my other hand so i’m typing with one hand only. watched lost in translation last nite. was good. i can’t wait for summer. im getting my period too so every few steps i take i’m like urrggrgdslkhfds;lkfhdsf awww pain pain pain. and im wearing a black knit-hat with pink cat ears over my aidshair. i wish i could pull it down further over my aidsface. damn.
ching chang chong i have a crush on that asian dude in better luck tomorrow do u ever call frank frankenstein? no but frankaphone was really good. every bar in town was closed last nite it sucked finally went to the abbey grill this guy killed hisself and the blond girl met the spy
i’m so sick of looking at this shirt
what’s up fags
hey i need more peope to talk at me on msn – parkdaleraymi@hotmail.com is me
