yo i hate this new blogger set-up what the fucking fuck? i just came in from suntanning and the only time i see my neighbours is when i’m in my ‘kini, durrty ole pervs.

i’m starting to finally enjoy trailer park boys.

and i think it’s funny how boston rob proposed to amber before they announced who won the million. way to be. she wins it and you benefit you bastard. pre-nup that shiznat amber. pre-nup. and i don’t know what the twist was so tell me someone thanks.

me being an idiot singing dyer maker and getting yelled at by my dad

i wore big hooker boots yesterday that i had never worn before and i wasl ike jeez i got all dressed up and we’re only going to stay there for 30 minutes and he’s like dressed up? ya, dressing up for me consists of hooker boots or shoes with heels.

today when lina was washing my hair over and over again in the sink i had a convulsive laughter attack and everyone in the salon looked at me and some men i think got turned on. she was like looohren why is thees happenin’ does this happen when you wash your own hair? ohmygod only on the left side of your head.

my grammar had a crazy stroke one time when she got dunked under cold water and lost her memory this other time after swimming in a pool, looked at my dad and said who are you?

so kuz of my retardedly sensitive skull i missed out on lina’s massadge. i always feel like a goony perv when hairdresser’s do that to me. bina would come over and they would argue in porchugeuse and the esthetician called me crazy when my mum tole her i shaved off half my eyebrow and then my mum said yep she’s crazy. but it was an accident.

there was this old shaky lady with parkinson’s there and she gets a perm once a year and even took the bus all by herself and she’s 86. where do these old people come from?

i ate an egg salad sammich and gave half of it to the black tall town crackhead and he took it without thinking i coulda put spit innit.

whatever, you’d eat my spit.

my pussy always gets wet when i lay in that tanning bed. i left all my face make-up on kuz im lazzy so my wu-tang name would be ghostface toffeebawdy. that was gay. i rolled my eyes at myself.

went to my crazy doctor appointment today after i had my hair fixed, dyed black with white/blond streaks and a trimmy trim. i told him about my panic attack after smoking a j and walking to the store. i was too afraid to get out of my bed. blah faggity blahhh. then we went tanning after i confronted kristi and got all my shit back. her brother is punching holes in walls now and losing weight and got kicked out of school. definitely on coke. i looked in on her parents, stressed-out as they were sleeping in bed at 5 in the afternoon and they looked dead, her father with his hands crossed over his chest and mother with her head cradled in the hook of his one arm.

neway. happy friday.

i always wanted to be a blow-up doll.

i just shoved the biggest avacado maki in my mouth. jeopardy king says they are nothing but fat. really?

i dated this guy for six months when i was 16.5 and i faked a british accent for the first month and a half. what a mental case. saurav was his roommate. i said i was from devon, england and that’s where saurav was from also so when he asked me where exactly in devon i had lived i said the northwest part. neeeahht. so when i told the guy it was a fake accent he didn’t flip out exactly he was just like wow you’re real voice is such a turn-on. cool. this is when i dressed all glamorous, sex ‘n the city steez and had long blond flippy important porno hair and after my doings with the latvian girl.

she, is a whole other story.

bunny mcintosh says:

party on wayne

bum pirate says:

holla

bunny mcintosh says:

i got groceries today and also drunk

bum pirate says:

go look at my bloog

bum pirate says:

at my ass and vag

bum pirate says:

woah nice

bunny mcintosh says:

woah yeah i know

bum pirate says:

u slots

bum pirate says:

they call me raymi the muff

bunny mcintosh says:

nice ok i’ll check you out

bum pirate says:

ok

bum pirate says:

cum visit me

bunny mcintosh says:

i will cum yes

bum pirate says:

when

bum pirate says:

this summer

bum pirate says:

we can wear old lady granny pants jump on my bed and put eye liner on each other

bunny mcintosh says:

ok we will have a blast

bum pirate says:

how long would u come for

bunny mcintosh says:

but if you’re mean to me i’ll fucking burn your house down. but you won’t be. actually i’ll just say bitch be cool.

bunny mcintosh says:

I have to get money.

bum pirate says:

ill be nice

bum pirate says:

why wouldnt i be

bunny mcintosh says:

I might go live in boston for my internship.

bunny mcintosh says:

you will.

bum pirate says:

woah

bunny mcintosh says:

BOSTON

bunny mcintosh says:

i need to make some boston friendsters or something so i don’t have to sit in my apartment all weekend alone

bum pirate says:

itblowsthere

bunny mcintosh says:

naw

bum pirate says:

my ex bf lives there

bunny mcintosh says:

its close to NYC and close to my ass kicking grandfather

bum pirate says:

u can go party in amherst with all the reject rock n rollers

bum pirate says:

nice

bunny mcintosh says:

rockidy rock

bum pirate says:

this guy’s chihuaua barfed on the floor and i went cool!

bum pirate says:

he was worried

bunny mcintosh says:

ha ha

bunny mcintosh says:

i smoked free weed

bum pirate says:

i felt mean

bunny mcintosh says:

my friend just had a freak fest at me

bunny mcintosh says:

she gave me a you’re out of control lecture and I gave her an “I love you, don’t be sad at me” lecture back

bum pirate says:

ew thats gross i hate when people do that, the whole we need to talk speech and then u get all crazy like what what what the fuck is wrong dude serious

bunny mcintosh says:

She has known me since I was 15 and had giant orange wig hair.

bunny mcintosh says:

and she was fat and had a perm and braces

bum pirate says:

i have so much mascara it makes me eyelashes feel like tiny needles evergreen tree style

bum pirate says:

ew

bunny mcintosh says:

she is so lovely but she acts like my mom

bum pirate says:

aw

bum pirate says:

thats nice then

bunny mcintosh says:

i always have so much eyeliner

bunny mcintosh says:

eyeliner liquid sluts

bunny mcintosh says:

she is cool because she could tell people they needed to shut their fucking mouths when they would make fun of me when i was little

bunny mcintosh says:

and mormon

bunny mcintosh says:

and didn’t swear

bum pirate says:

i wake up and i look like oscar the grouch junkylike

bunny mcintosh says:

and so punk rock boys were bitches to me on the bus

bum pirate says:

aw i hate schoolbus politics

bunny mcintosh says:

i looked like courtney love this morning cause i had makeup smeared all over my face

bunny mcintosh says:

i know it. fuck them in their asses.

bum pirate says:

gutterpunk