Channeling something here, what that is, who cares or knows. I already mentioned Mariah Carey once further down in this post so lets go with Jessica Simpson’s boots are made for walking video. It’s the dukes, the daisy dukes. Makes the jealousy pukes.

I have no idea what to wear today on MTV Creeps. I think I might wear the Liz Lisa dress but I also think I will change my mind 1000 times so I’m not going to bother thinking about it until I start getting ready. I do know I will not be wearing the above outfit though ahah, not nearly tanned or chiseled enough for it yet. I bought this shirt from winners weeks ago then forgot about it then found it last night.

Look at my friend (the cat) so cute. She starred in my dance video too of course. Will she need to sign a release too?

This is me practicing it. The lyrics are so easy they’re hard to remember, I know the song so well but over-thinking it messed me up a bit. The outtakes are funny I hope the other guy’s videos suck.

It just was not working trying to be hard and street in this little pretty pretty princess dress. Should I wear it tonight? Right, not thinking about that yet.

And which glasses to wear, or none at all? Decisions, decisions.

And I will not be wearing these heels as I do not know how to walk in them as much as I didn’t try, too hard and scary I look like an idiot trying to maneuver an obstacle course blindfolded, not sexy. Well, sexy, sexy sad. Which has kind of always been my thing anyway.

I need more of these dresses.

Nice typewriter outfit. The typewriter is the dance MC Hammer does by the way.

Should I put my hair in a bun today? Probs.

I found this shirt in the young chicks section. I would never let my daughter wear this shirt and I know my parents wouldn’t either and that is why they invented a thing called “running away” as a solution lol. Did you ever run away? I partied one night with some friends of mine and elected not to go home and my folks did not like that and then the police read my journal and were like yeah, she’s coming back but if she takes off again we will not care. Mom you were so cray up in my space and you still are.

This is definitely a bringing it shirt. I noticed Rebecca and Teacher got all quiet when I came down in it. JEALOUSILENCED. Word of the day I will go tweet that now.

Doesn’t Mariah Carey still dress like this? Or did up to forever? If you have flawless legs you can wear short skirts until you die.

Havin’ our asses dropped off at the show. I’ll post the second half of those pictures in their own post.

Delivery chicken nachos from the weekend. I do not like black beans so I wasn’t that mind blown but Teacher hoovered these while I shoved fajitas and enchiladas in my beautiful fat fucking face mmm. I was full immediately but round two shit got more delicious and I was content.

Risky business.

I did not dig how I looked in the video wearing this barely a shirt so I changed into my flower onesie jumper you will have to wait for the video to see which I assume I’ll have to post and have some kind of youtube views competition which will be depressing I can’t wait.

Oh yeah I went to my cray doctor yesterday it was very therapeutic jajaja. Therapy joke.

This would be cooler if it wasn’t plugged in but I discovered I can just sit it on the plug as a base when it’s charging.

Yes I have other shirts this is just the first thing I grabbed from the tickle trunk pile after trying on several outfits.

I want to get mascara and eyeliner tattooed to my eyes do you know how much time we would save then?

You can request me to move my piles of jewelry and junk from the mantel but you can never make me hide my best friends the designer salt and pepper shaker birds NEVER!

Neatest most weirdest wax-less candles ever. Well I am sure there’s wax but where did it go? The other ones are legit wax though.

Okay it’s getting late ya gots ta go ha ha Stella is running for me.

Nice insecurity blanket shirt. No really, it’s nice. Kay bye.