me dancey

hi raymi. i read your blog when i’m bored, sometimes i’m still bored
afterwards and sometimes you entertain me. so that’s ok.
the problem is that my gf thinks i’m an artist while i’m obviously not
and now wants me to do a painting for her. any suggestion?

take care
J

get a canvas for like five bucks and paint it a lightish color background wait for it to dry then the next day take a black sharpie and draw an inanimate object like a pen or a shoe and add bug/googly eyes to it then paint it something bright, voila, hipster lame art.

white trash rap

there’s no sound here so tell me how it is.

welcome to the gayness what is my life

25peeps.com

i’m on that 25 peeps site again i must’ve reapplied whilst innebriated cos i do not recall doing it. anyway, help me be more popular than the other fags hags and scraggy losers – click my referral link (picture of me in the tub duh)! thanks! i made a point to come all the way to the library to update my blog for you to cry to so you FUCKING OWE ME!

PS. here are some smoking mittens to shut you up. hopefully.

You Are 62% Bitchy

While you may not think of yourself as the ice queen, admit it, you’re often in a bad mood. And it’s those around you who often bear the brunt of your annoyance, even if they haven’t done anything wrong!

hmm pretty low.

sharpie’s island pictures

head explosion

BONER OF THE WEEK GOES TO:

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL

i don’t know where to begin, there’s the hot scrangey voice and her fucked up bird’s nest hair and her hot not hot/hot fucking hot busted face hotness where she isn’t classically beautiful which makes kirsten dunst more like kirsten DUMPst and julia stiles, bleck, boring man-voiced turdhole dweller.

and playing a total fucking slut in that mona lesbo smiles movie like she doesn’t give a care, LOVE IT not to mention secretary when you pee’d down your leg!

her brother is also babesville, duh and not to be an incest advocate or anything but…..

anyway maggie my phone number is 647 29*-**** i got a boner for you and it lasts all week. pizEACE!

ps. i like your clothes

so yeah the internet is suspended for a week because someone gave my computer VD.

i took only one zoloft pill today, that’s 25mg, soon i will be two-dimensional skinny.

i am not drinking ANYTHING AT ALL this week.

i am using the library computer and i am pretending i am a student i am very good at pretending to be a student like duh my books are in my LOCKER, HELLO.

yes i know there aren’t lockers in university.

i just had a never-ending bowel movement.

now i am going to choose another boner of the week so thighswideshut.org will link me again! though i should probably just make myself boner of the week cos like OBVIOUSLY I AM VERY GOOD LOOKING!

pitt “interview” part deux!