ungh i fully have to crap right now. i am using fil’s puter cos mine still has aids we think. sorry for my absense yesterday afternoon SUCKED i was too depressed to leave the condo.

ok i deuced and i think i lost 3.5 lbs or i no longer have intestines.

fil has this game on his treo called drug wars and i like it because i get to peddle invisible speed and pcp and cocaine and buy bigger trenchcoats so i can fit more drugs on my person and i play it when no one is paying me attention at the bar and then i scream across twenty people FIL I FOUND SOME ACID ON A DEAD GUY IN CENTRAL PARK, SAFE!

i thought up a new name for my fucking book last nite at the pedestrian show but alack i drank it away then we went to this yuppie scum king street place that use to be called the loft but now is called menelux for some retarded reason and sean‘s scotch was 27.50, that’s how zactly stupid this place is. they were playing baraka at least. anyway i am pretty much best friends with pedestrian by now what with my amazing social skills and all and joel said he would quit the band if we didn’t go to their show today at….

edgefest.

he also plays guitar in our lady peace he’s like i dunno the extra guitar guy? um, i have never been to edgefest but at least i’m getting in free and get to not be with the hippies in the fields.

i think i’m drunk still and my throat is fucked i smoked weed last nite at the yuppie place at our table right after i rolled it and that’s when i got really funny.

ungh bye.

terrifying message from al gore

head on

band world

DISCUSS

Date: Jun 27, 2006 5:46 PM

*sighs*

i thought of a book title, no thanks to any of you.

THE BIGGEST THING THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

in case you can’t bang two rocks together, it’s in reference to me.

sober life is boring/fun with less crying. we rented mrs. henderson presents last nite and thoroughly enjoyed it.

the power was off for several hours in our building today cos of A/C maintenance and me and cid felt like pioneers, he braided a mat while i churned butter.

i have ten million photos and videos to get on here but no internet bla bla wah wah cry explosion.

remember crazy sweary preacher?

i <3 him.

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY

Subject : RE: trampoline

dear noel:

you are a jerk and i am never telling you anything again.

thank you

alex

so i’m still farting along on my book and still have yet to think up a title. i wonder if i should make a move to get a real publisher this time, got any leads? feh. even book title suggestions are welcome however you all failed miserably at offering up article suggestions so no nevermind then.

i watched this global warming piece on newsworld late last nite and now i am afeared. not that i didn’t know about it before but the manner in which it was addressed and how it was blatantly covered up during elections is just incredulous.

then i passed out during batman returns.

not having the internet feels like not existing like everyone’s at a party i wasn’t invited to but i eventually turn up at and you’re all like oh yeah it’s you, hi. sounds gay and nerdy i know but wait until you lose the internet and see how you feel. anyway.

we rented the world’s fastest indian last nite and i really liked it, it’s a very touching story and anthony hopkins is very endearing. i spent 60% of it feeling overwhelmingly stressed out cos he has this weak heart see and you are expecting him to die in every fucking scene and when he doesn’t you are like PHEW and take a mega stress crap.

we didn’t drink last nite, nor will we tonite or tomorrow or the nite after and shockingly i am not experiencing booze guzzling fantasies maybe it’s the Zoloft depletion?

ok maybe i will drink tomorrow i dunno i DO know that i’m over the whole being drunk thing though which is good and even reading junky isn’t affecting my de rigueur gimme a drink right fucking now frame of mind.