we rented the benchwarmers last nite and it is good because i posess just about every annoying retarded habit of every loser in that movie. there’s a lot of cameos in it and one guy is an agorophobe (me) and lives in a closet and when he finally attempts to venture outside he looks up at the sun and hallucinates that it is pulsing bigger than it actually is so he screams and runs inside. there’s a hell of over the head’s of kids references in it but i guess your ten year old could watch it with you. in the special features on the dvd the entire cast is interviewed and asked if they were bullied in school and zero of them own up to it they just say like OH I WAS THE KID WHO WAS FRIENDS WITH EVERYBODY.
they get the ringer on the other team who is puerto rican, wasted on tequila and beer and i kept wondering if that was stereotypically racist or not, well i know it’s stereotypical but anyway it’s funny i guess cos craig kilborn offers him up to tim meadows and puerto rican dude is drinking a beer and tim is like UH HE IS WAY TOO OLD and craig is like no he’s not and the puerto guy says I AM 12 and passes him a piece of paper with I AM 12 written on it in green crayon and a picture of him without a goatee ahahahahahaha. then his little girl daughter comes out of the bushes and he yells at her in spanish and tim meadows is like YOU HAVE A KID!?!
i have to imdb that tall skinny guy from roadtrip now cos there’s a boy in benchwarmers who looks like he could be his brother.
ooh search quest exploration of the internet’s mystery time!
drinks whiskey, has short hair, throws the fuck down, endures annoying old rockers with LA surfer accents for ten minutes, oh yeah that yellowcard guy is there too, sings sweet child o mine exemplifying exactly how white she is while the other douches sing over her the whole time cos they don’t want their thunder stolen, knows five words of the entire song.
in other news, i am happy to report that i singlehandedly, with the power of the internet, my blog and the good will and faith of my readership, i have SAVED THE LIFE OF THAT EMO GIRL AND I AM TAKING FULL CREDIT DESPITE HAVING ZERO PROOF THAT I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. the site has been taken down so i can only assume she has come to her senses and is right now typing up a thank you letter to me.
who will i make fun of next? could it be you, or you, or maybe even you?
we went to the hot one party last nite at embassy. we got the cd. the music is VERY GOOD and like fun rock with controversial lyrics get a cd when you get a chance i mean it, seeing as DFA is dunzo hot one is the maturer version as in sweaty yelling fun styles anyway i am bad at talking up bands and music so whatever BUT I’M TELLING THE TRUTH.
see i’ve gone and fucked myself with the caps lock lowercase shit, no one can tell if i’m joking or serious anymore and even when i say I AM TELLING THE TRUTH people are like HAHA FUNNY JOKE RAYMI!
that’s emm and jordan, they are in the band and jordan was djing last nite it was a good time cos when we were leaving this pretentious drunk guy with glasses fell on his face when he was leaving the patio to go, after listening to him talk louder than all his friends about everything it was a definite treat to see him wipe out.
that’s fil’s cousin sean, he and fil are like BFF and whenever they hang and i am there they talk over my head about their cottage and other shit then they look at me to add something and i just regurgitate all these non-sequitors that go on for WAY too long. anyway sean is deathly scared of flying so he’s taking a freightship to europe and it is going to take 8 days. i was like what if you get bit by a monkey on the ship and then everyone dies bla bla SEE WHAT I DO I CAN’T HELP MYSELF.
sarah showed up wearing the skinniest red jeans and said that they weren’t nearly skinny enough like leggings and i was like WEAR LEGGINGS THEN. sigh.
