i am going to be in an internet commercial. it is being filmed in lise‘s kitchen tonite and i get to drink free wine for it i will tell u more later i know! i am even jealous of myself! oh yeah i will be eating cheese as well. the commercial is for a wine company i dunno if i am even allowed to be disclosing this much like hi top secret info doooodz.

last nite we watched duets and fil kept claiming how “funny” it was or was about to be and i fully disagree NOT FUNNY AT ALL. more like sad and depressing and cheesy and stressful. all nite long i kept saying CHANGE IT I CAN’T BREATHE FROM ALL OF THIS LAUGHING HELP PLEASE SERIOUSLY I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER MINUTE HELP ME FIL THE FUNNY PART IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?! OH LOOK PAUL GIAMATTI IS HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN _HYSTERICAL_LAUGHABLE_SIDE-SPLITTING! OMG HE’S HOLDING UP A GAS STATION I AM NOW VOMITTING OUT OF MY EARS AND EYES AND MOUTH THIS IS TOO TOO TOO MUCH!!!1 OH LOOK HIS FRIEND IS SHOT DEAD STOP THE WORLD THIS IS FUNNIER THAN AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and so on.

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY:

yesterday we went drunkboarding for old time’s sake and i even knelt down and bombed down a slopey hill and didn’t land on my chin but at one point i did wipe out and my left hand scraped against the ground cos my jeans were too tight and i was locked in this crouching position and this little surfer-hair looking kid watched me do it and was impressed i could tell. i like it when 8 year olds think you are the coolest. everytime we passed this one house these drunks in their garage went WOOOOOOOOH and YEEEEARRGH. it felt like being on television.

also yesterday we played asshole and i won every game and they were mad because they had just taught me how to play and i’m all like BURN and you must be very annoyed because i am winning right now etc and so on.

we’re going to see metric tonite for the fiftieth time. yawn. i’m pretty bored of metric. yeh yeh new album out soon tra la, emily haines comes off as annoyingly bitchy and not even in a hot WOW SHE IS SUCH A BITCH kind of way that makes it cool, she’s just a straight-up pretentious seeming BIOTCH. and all the guys are mesmerized by it. fil calls her mrs. philogynist and every other girl singer out there as well. i’mma just stand in the back and wobble around drunk. we got guest list so that’s good. oh and jason collett is opening so that is good also. i have so much energy i need to go longboarding RIGHT NOW.

YAT (yearagotoday)

pictures from the metric/jason collett show last year

life on other planets yes/no?

the best LOTR character?

welcome to nerdothon thursdays!

i wish i was batshit crazy i mean i wish that at the next zine art selling thing i do i can stand there screaming about the stuff on my table like the dudes selling fish in kensington market or the guy selling vegetables in st. lawrence and compete with other shy nerds selling stuff that is eons better than my dinky creations

HAYAHAHYAHAYAHA CYUM HERE PREEETY LADY BUY THIS BEAUTIFUL FELTED GUN HOLDER FOR IRONIC PURPOSES IT TOOK ME 30 HOURS TO MAKE I AM SELLING IT FOR 40 DOLLARS THO YOU COULD MAKE A BETTER ONE YOURSELF THO I AM RAYMI AND YOU ARE NOT PLEASE BUY THESE MITTENS I WORE IN GRADE 8 HUMANAHUMANAHUMANA HUH HEY LOOK AT THIS DRAWING OF A DINOSAUR WHAT LOOKS LIKE A TURNTABLE YOU WILL WONDER HOW YOU EVER SURVIVED WITHOUT IT. I HAVE A BLOG I HAVE A BLOG I HAVE BLOG I LIVE ON A LOG LOOK AT MY SHIRT DO YOU WANT IT 20 BUCKS 15 BUCKS HERE IS A POEM I PRINTED OUT 30 COPIES GET ONE NOW BEFORE I RUN OUT I WILL READ MY POEM

THERE WAS A BOY FROM OUTERSPACE
HE HAD A NICE FACE
A NICE FACE

THERE WAS A CAT NAMED MEOW
WHEN MEOW MEOWED HE MEOWED A LOT
MY BEST FRIEND’S BROTHER IS SUPER HOT

etc

please be my friend

these cramps just won’t go away.

we met up with samir at the beac last nite for chipotle macaroni and radmad showed up too and we met joe, samir’s mechanic friend. the guy who was in the major maker video with me works at the beac. he was not wearing glasses.

can you tell i haven’t had an espresso yet?

fil and i had a lunchdate at st. lawrence market today i only ate half of my peameal bacon sandwich it wasn’t all that good, more like a fat tasteless sandwich with condiments on it. st. lawrence market is just a cafeteria for yuppies. when we got up from our table these four suits come over and all take turns thanking us for leaving the table after we were done eating like what yes we are done eating but NO you can’t sit there until you thank me some more first!?

i said the only reason they thanked us was cos i was there fil disagreed and said it was cos he was there in his work/prison clothes, cos he’s a fellow suit to them so like if i had been alone there would have been zero thanks. what do you think? i know this is VERY important i might even make a poll for it.

i think they thanked us cos they wanted to show how polite they could be to me cos they all wanted to fuck me. anyway. i get what fil is saying but still i was dressed pretty cute and casual compared to everyone else and by taking turns thanking me they are hoping that i will understand that they have lives outside of work or that i could be their girlfriend instead of fil’s? i dunno all baystreeters are pretty much scum and would fuck around on their wives in a heartbeat so whatever.

so more people think oprah is a rug muncher than people who don’t and just under the amount of people who think she isn’t gay think it’s a MAYBE.