me: wtf

Sabrina: hahaha
i wonder what would happen if you pretended to kill your blog for an entire week
the internet might implode

me: hopefully
why am i on seattle craigslist

Sabrina: because you are the internet

me: oh i forgot

Sabrina: six movies you are embarrassed to love

me: roadhouse problem child and point break i am not embarrassed to love them

Sabrina: me either, but i should be

now here is a nice comic i made for jamie in 2002.

ha i like the zoom lines i made in the panel where the tit lady first appears.

and now here is an embarrassing letter i wrote to jamie when i was an online “model”

UMbarrassing!

O M GEE!

this is my favourite video in the universe i am in a romance with it go away. if this is what the guy’s life is like every minute of the day i don’t know how he gets anything done. it took me watching it 5 times to get past 20 seconds without starting from the beginning all over again.









i told them to pose sluttier as i took this and they had the audacity to be offended like the sole purpose of being hired isn’t to look like slutty beer girls? come on feminists have at me.


pete is a sober susan now, and he’s married with a kid on the way, you remember him right he does lights.


dude on the right is lance romance he has a wicked funny voice like a whispery godfather and wendi if you want to come to friday’s show you have to be his gf haha.



then in rolls the gong show.


HAHAHAHHAHA that fucking loser sums up the entire vibe of the casby’s note to self, do not go to the casby’s next year.



the afterparty made it all better though.

guy in the middle is in one of those dinkbag bands i dunno that’s gill’s brother on the right.

my hair isn’t greasy those are just my roots.


why we call him pitt.


i can’t believe how much food i/we inhaled last nite.


pitt gets a taste of vip treatment.


alright enough.











what if i went as a hired call girl and wore only this mask like in eyes wide shut?















this is me in the morning.

then we went to ikea but not before fil discovered a teeny scratch on his side of the car that put him into a crazy almost ruined ikea meatball madness adventure mood. every wednesday it is meatball madness, two for one combo, 7.97, we are old ladies. i bought a new laundry bag thing and a shelf for my shoes and clothes that will go beside my side of the bed. from the halloween store i got stockings, fangs, white black and red face paint, fil got fangs too, and i got a flapper feather head band, i’m going as a fucked up vampire dead french maid, fil won’t wear the ninja costume. if you are going to brave a halloween party store this time of year, go during work hours, and NOT on a saturday or sunday, unless you want to kill someone. fil is going to wear a suit and fangs and his cat eye contacts.

your blog is good because people can relate to it… you are a good entertainer. and your ability to produce material is very impressive. i respect what you do.

i was trying to get you to say something about yourself, and what you do, in order to have more insight in to the way that your style works… because your style intrigues me. and i probably took it a bit overboard… I think you are a pioneer within the current realm of self-promoted entertainment.

ultimately i found out that your presentation style just doesn’t involve long-winded debates focused on analysis and introspection… well at least the debates won’t happen with strangers that ask personal questions out of nowhere. your public persona just comes off as more casual and edgy/witty… there is certainly more to ‘you’ (the person that your readers don’t have access to) than being casual and edgy/witty… otherwise you wouldn’t be able to produce the amount of stuff that you do… there is a form of discipline that goes unseen… and the ability to create structure on your own in a completely free-form environment… the discipline required to create and the maintenance of structure are very difficult.

it was pretty shitty of me to go about prying the way i did. but you have helped me to figure out some interesting things about the battle of the pompous intellect versus the stylishly intelligent… i realize those titles are bullshit… whatever. basically my interest is in expressing the difference between two types of intelligent people within the current internet-based world that couldn’t be any more socially dissonant while inhabiting the same social arena.

this is not to say that i wasn’t invested in what i was saying in all the emails…
if a winner and a loser were to be declared… you would be the winner.

i’ll send you the short story when i write it.