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I feel the same way you do about the girl/hair thing. Fuckin losers. Lourdes is so naturally beautiful – I love Madonna all the more since seeing that photo for keeping the trash-talk from affecting her daughter.
Also, I love hearing you sing in your car in those videos – how funny.
Ciao Bella,
HW
madonna‘s daughter
i would take lourdes over this boring lame chick any day.
[i just realised half of my brilliant rant was deleted, i kept going back to edit and add to it and fucked it up. sigh. basically shame on the internet for making fun of this picture all day long today. not funny, lame and tired. her eyebrows are exotic and sexy beyond her years, not everyone prescribes to the fake blonde wax everything mentality. it’s also sort of a fuck you to everyone who predictably took the bait on it. poking fun at someone’s facial hair is borderline racist and way offensive. i am embarrassed for everybody who jumped at the opportunity to make the same tired tweezers joke, what’s next ROFL LOLZ?!?!]
i would upload more pictures of carbon copy blonde chicks but yaaaaaawn. girls like this make fun of girls like lourdes because they have oodles of self-hatred based on their inability to be unique and original and when someone who looks like lourdes skips on by it reminds them of this fact.
she (blonde lame-o) looks so unhappy too, i’m not buying that smile at all. how incredibly sad spending your entire life focused on looking like this, perfect teeth, face, so insecure had to get fake tits too. not knocking fake tits, it’s merely aiding in proving my point.
i wonder what it’s like to not be an individual. to live your life as somebody else’s idea of fantasy. for some rich golf playing douchebag to check off on his items to buy list. what a hollow life.
gross. this is the reason shit like Uggs will never ever go away.
dear raymi
i catch myself thinking of you from time to time or tracing the source of seemingly unrelated subjects back to you and your blog. for example i found “tiny tim” snuck into a rhyme scheme and had symmetry and reading it back i had to wonder where tiny tim came from and oh yeah it was tiny tim from timmins, he talked shit about nyc and gta. little things like that. i also catch myself saying “you fucking rasta” to people quite randomly and condescendingly.
it shouldn’t surprise me because i’ve read most every word on your blog for years. ours is a generation that grew with the internet and i was making stupid homepages and livejournals back in the 90s too but it seemed dead-end and i think it takes someone special to show just how effective of an outlet of expression it could be – it inspired me to pick up blogging and i’ve found a great deal of clarity and fun from having an uncluttered space to write; one constant in a world of variables. it also helps to give your life an added perspective – going through the typical grind yes but also wondering how it would look in a book/movie/blog.
i also appreciate your humour and the illumination you give to such taboo topics as mental illness and felt friends. to put it in extremely gay terms, there are many unexplored and dark areas left in the world and every little light helps so thx for yours, it’s bright.
(name withheld?)
there.
hahaha alicia just sent me this.
