*update* i didn’t beat nausea at all. i tried to go back to sleep but the second i closed my eyes a tidal wave of spew almost came out of my face so i’ve been watching garbage television on the couch since i last wrote here. fil says his stomach feels queasy too he thinks one of the mediterranean dips were bad, i only had 2.5 perogies. i am never ever eating anything again OVER IT! oh except i am going to inhale some fish n chips later on because i watched restaurant makeover redo a fish ‘n chips shop and when i see pictures or video footage of something i can’t get on with my life until i acquire it myself.

should i call the pourhouse and ask them how they plan to compensate me for my hours of lost sleep and 40 dollar bill because of their sunday night cuisine, or let it go?

i guess i could email them pictures as proof.

i’m not going to bother, next i go back there, if i go back there, i’ll mention it to a waitress and see if she’ll pass it on, oh who cares.

me right now.

i take some of my blog titles out of this genius book.

evil delicious perogies! i guess i have developed a sensitive palate when it comes to starch and grease now, you deprive yourself of something you truly love and then one day decide i’m going to go wild and indulge. idiot.

i like this house, if you squint you can see the head of a bald white dude in the left window, he had a tuxedo tie undone around his neck and a tuxedo shirt and was just standing there, maybe he was talking to someone at the bottom of the stairs, i don’t know. he looked lost.

christie has like fifty french roommates, they were all out. lets see if they notice my little gift. my mom was born in montreal so i am permitted. we were all going sacrebleu! in french accents after i did that.

look what i got.

a mysterious friend gave me it.

this is a picture of my ass. the bed is a mess of all my laundry because up until the last minute i was planning to go to that playboy party, i tried on many outfits. i did watch the girls next door when i got home, though. i asked fil if i can buy him the box set dvds for christmas and he pretended to not like the idea. it’s really a gift for me. i like the wet blanket one the best she is wicked manipulative and needs a lot of attention, she reminds me of j. good.

if anyone from playboy is reading this, yes i will be in your magazine.

i think i beat nausea and now i am starving haha.

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since i’m awake i may as well post pictures of mila kunis, the most fabulous female on television since mary tyler moore. (i heard she was 15 when she started on that 70’s show can you believe it!)

Mila Kunis and her family moved from Ukraine to LA when she was 7.

Mila Kunis has 2 different color eyes; one is green, the other is blue.

Mila Kunis’s given first name is Milena.

Mila Kunis learned to speak English from watching the Price is right. She said Bob Barker talked slow enough for her to understand him.

Mila Kunis’s favorite comedians are Robin Williams and Adam Sandler.

Mila Kunis’s hobbies are collecting teddy, beanie & ceramic bears, swimming, bowling, shopping, ice skating and learning golf.

Mila Kunis missed her senior prom due to a schedule conflict.

Mila Kunis’s favorite food are Pop-Tarts and Panda Express.

i give this post 6/10 for stalky.

and omg.