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HEY RAYMI I LOVE YOU! So here are some new ones, the metal ones are made fron spoons forks and molds of barbie faces. The bottom ones are a mix, one soapstone thor amulet (replica of a 1000 ad thor amulet found in britain). A barbie zombie stigmata one. And 3 with images from my digital art covered in resin. They all have just a simple chain but can be put on anything really I have a few more that arent done, more spoony forky metal types haha Not sure if any of these grab ur eye.

Cheerio
Mike

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fuck those are so cool.

mike is having a show on the 30th at atomic lollipop? what the hell is that? this guy is horrible at self-promotion. if i made stupid necklaces like he coudl i’d be fucking rich right now. incredible get it together bro. i think i’m aiming toward one of the fork things, once i get over my hangover i’ll study these pictures more. kay bye.

u are an artist and marketing is a big component to this crap. tweet?

i know, i am a shitty bidniz man
i try and trick my wife and sisters into doing that kind of stuff for me haha

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there will be an atomic pillow fight and a unicorn parade at this
thing, and a bunch of japanese bands
i’m trying to get some godzilla headed necklaces on the go for it

BONUS FRIDGE MAGNETS TOO!

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heartbreaker stripped from raymi lauren on Vimeo.

haha my tan lines. legendary. they are! they’re even in a song! written! about me! my tan lines inspire music! i can’t stop exclaiming!

this is what our night in thunder bay is going to end up like.

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but right now i am this.

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heartbreaker from raymi lauren on Vimeo.

Realizing Grade 7 secret jam amidst undying NIRVANA devotion. It also would be cool if kate middleton could do a little dance video in HER smythe blazer. i bet she can hoof it.

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gahahha barbie and her accessory pet friend.

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omg this blog is so hot and boring it’s like a fucking sears catalogue of lies. brilliantly.

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i should add pinpoint notes to the things on the mantel with witty repartee. candles: ikea. clock: i forget. and so on.

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my minion!

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loves me.

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if i was so evil like they say this dog would not come near me. how people are with animals and small children is very telling. both dig me tons and i sure dig them.

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we were trying to co-ordinate and time “gime your paw” and have our photo taken it’s hard to do that and smile at the camera. we tried. stella is smart.

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teacher said to go dreamy.

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nailed it.

bext you will see me dance in this and the romper to mariah carey. NORMAL!

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we’ll start with this one as it was the first new item to come into my tickle trunk. ooh jump the shark, romper room and mr. dressup. poor american readers have no fucking idea what the hell i am talking about half the time or ever.

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who cares though right? MEOW!

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made a video with this on and my braided link (legends of zelda style represent) belt so i looked like a tree. well more like peter pan elfin. i temporarily looked like a tree yesterday too. i am totally a furry.

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i have post work out face. cool! and i was up since 7am. jjjjjjacked! i destroyed my workout today i talked to the entire room non-stop the entire time. it was awesome.

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what do they put in hotel buffet coffee? jetfuel.

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i look stupid. teacher likes it. it’s kind of junky chic.

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hark! i’m getting skinnier!

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a small. he picked it out on his own. women who buy smalls are either asian or super ballsy. i was like oh amazing i love it but then saw the size and was grumpy, yeah cool gift thanks i’m fat WICKED! more like wicked wrong.

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fat girl syndrome forever. gross right.

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it’s just those 70’s cuts are out of this world and highlight bloat and bellys you have to be a rake or weirdly hot like american apparel models are. well guess who has a face like that weird looks-like-she’s-dying in parenthood chick and a high ass waist. britt told me that, the waist part. girl totally thoroughly knows the landscape of my body it’s like she studied it or something. which she did cos she’s wholly more neurotic than i am. god love her and totally miss her.

ok next coming right up.

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i guess i’ve subconsciously desired a romper since seeing the dancers at mangos.

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undoing bad habit of pissing away summer is tough. i still got all i needed done, happily. next time out the door quicker and we’ll do the other half of the island. that guy is full on checking me out in this photo hey. get used to it. it’s hard. wedges really do change everything. even though i wasn’t wearing them plus sitting down and more than 2/3 of my body was covered by the door. i turn heads.

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i like to keeps it joaquin. phoenix.

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yellow kitty nails, one pink thumb that just wouldn’t dry yellow (it’s milky) and you just can’t do anything with wet nails. my pinks dry faster. we decided on the bond girl tank two piece bathing suit, v small bottoms. testing jenny’s smaller bottoms theory.

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the line-up was annoying, why enforce structure when we all load on like cattle in thick groupings? why can’t i enjoy my ten minutes the zen way?

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then if you have a bike, you do not have the right of way. anyone with an obstacle, is an obstacle. react and treat accordingly. you slow people down then we get to line-skip.

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tiny on tiny.

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damn those teeth. should we make a list of all my faults and pluses? like if i were in a perfect ten magazine (wouldn’t be).

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can’t tell if my necklace is backwards or not. it does that. i think it is here.

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someone had the perfect nautical outfit on and his shorts totally enhanced the day helping dwell in the fantasy of actually being away.

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haha whatever.

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me and my map. if you’ve ever received a photo of this from the internet that i’ve MS PAINTED red or hot pink arrows outlining our journey, then you are in the island raymi club. i think brosz7kowski has one, maybe brad. cool club. haha.

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flowers are a great cost effective passive way to change and better the landscape without having to involve architecture. aka, flowers are everywhere surrounding centreville, which is where you dump your kids or go to with them. the petting zoo at night is fun, it’s all abandoned and you can walk through a western ghost town and be taller than every doorway. the gondolas of the sky ski chair lift hang overhead with whimsical weeping willows reaching down to say hi. it’s pretty kooky. ideal.

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i was playing look out.

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and acid trip gwen stefani alice in wonderland apparently.

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there’s our girl.

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new shorts here i come! it’s too hot not to and this is the only look i can do. dresses suffocate me, too hot for a maxi. hmmmm maybe. blue or grey?

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these have bad tempers i hear, true?

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they scare me though. i’m neurotic, they’re shifty and you never know where you’re stepping. one snuck up behind me and kept going for my shorts.

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maybe it’s cos i held up my earring and said hey look i’m wearing one of your friends!

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see check that one out. totally up to something.

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tis i getting the lightbulb of suntan lotion from that kiosk. we’re all out. someone took our nice face stuff, i don’t remember taking it anywhere with me. hmmm interesting.

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in the to go we have: vodka soda crystal light with diet coke garbage dump drink. paaartay!

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there’s a pool they let people muck about in now, i think in this heat you cannot stop people, by law. no? the island has a bit of an anything goes vibe to it.

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i like it cos it has a perma-island time forgot feel, stuck in the 70’s. the pier and the buildings. love it.

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aqua dress girl back there got into the fountain and stood like a statue. my mom would have photographed it.

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TIME TO REMOVE MEIN PANTS!

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ahh i love sand grass. sandy grass. that’s what i call it.

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i had visions of a bathing suit walk. still a very long walk along the board, the boardwalk. teacher one by one unbuttoned his shirt til it was open.

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i needed a photo to see what people were looking at ie. too much love handle? this is the suit i was wearing when someone called me hippy. it’s a small. teeny. plus designer. plus bitch got hips right? anyway there is something to be said for this smaller bottoms theory, i’m pretty much ready to wear a thong anyway. i am all about euro sleaze, bring it. speaking of, teacher realized my euro suit fetish and got a nice pair of trunks from AA. not casino royale small, but getting there. see the material bunching down by my hoo-ha? what’s that all about?

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historical wall, evidence of past dwellings. i was insistent on how this could be a field trip for his students. funny, i don’t know shit about this old ass wall.

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i dearly covet one of the houses. i am surf culture for life. no bones about it. taught myself how to longboard on the beach strand in california at 20 and no i will not ever forfuckinget it.

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he said it was very belize.

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that was an odd hipster date couple. his shirt said KURT COBAIN and she was wearing the tightest darkest pencil pants like goths at the beach ridiculous. totally.

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so hot. the sand is great. full sun for hours and hours.

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people watching for one and all and when you’re done you go have drinks and dinner at the rectory, do the whole experience right. bring a nice white linen shirt (resort wear) for dinner so you don’t look like beach trash because there will be stuffy locals and old people staring you down. go like blond punky brewster, as long as it’s all white it’s alright.

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had no idea what we were taking shots of you cannot see your iphone screen from the sun’s glare. good luck.

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the lighting is fantastic though.

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there’s those teeth again.

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yikes. not bad though. no photoshop? yeah.

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i got stretch marks when i had my first growth spirt in my tweens. not so noticeable in real life, but with tan. meh. everyone has them right?

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plus i’m an albatross right. oy jeez nice shot. nothing to the imagination anymore.

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interesting blanket spread. didn’t even use the towel. no towel necessary next time. sun dry in moments. the less you pack, the less you carry, the better your time, oh ain’t that merry.

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make sure you go to the island too.

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see no idea.

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shower break time happy lunch!