ARE hipsters dead? And why am I posing like that? I shall be exploring the former question a little bit. That is my plan. This was my xmas party dinner outfit from a week ago about. Girls, well women really, complimented it periodically throughout the night. Sometimes a new unfamiliar dress can make you derail off your a-game plus the pantyhose and the new un-worked shoes plus three course meal stomach.

Not me though, as previously mentioned, I Pantsed it up.

And I ate a dinosaur so good thing I had my Danny Devito suspenders on too like an eating-jumpsuit. #Winning.

OH I have instagram now did you know? I need a new phone to actually use it though. Thanks for the screen shot bro.

I have my own photo filter format called food that I eat grease covering the lens, positively spell-binding.

I just remembered all the hot sauce I drank last night. Yes. Suicide at that. If I’m not going to commit it for real I may as well devour it. #tastelessjokes #Forevs.

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Where was we now? This winter’s been a bit messy and it hasn’t even really started snowing yet.

Went to the soft launch of Skin n Bones which is ironic cos when you eat there it will not make you so.

I’ve been eating a lot of steak tartar lately and burrata.

I love Manhattans. You get to transport your mind in to a 50’s Superman kind of dude. In a sharp blue suit. Instead of the lushface rummy ya might be.

Quail eggs and blow. Awesome. Just joshing. It’s dry sugar I forgetsies I’d have to ask my date.

Chicken bites and foie gras. My heart attack is having a heart attack brb.

I cannot play poker to save my life but I can pretend.

I have to fight to get my way in that of the thin crust philly cheesesteak pizza. #icantquityou.

File that under hell yes.

B-roll for Playboy stalking to you boys.

I am completely out of red lipstick. It is my thing. Until my hair grows long and cray.

I look like beauty and the beast Disney characterish here no? SHut up I don’t care I’ll turn off vomments if I have to lol.

Miss Peabody get a new shirt holy right?

Alright.

AHahahahahhaha sorry soap opera Dynasty called and said holla.

Annie Hall revival.

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I don’t know where to begin or end it doesn’t really matter anyway my friend. I’ll tell ya I was pretty stoked on half price oysters I was and I look this awesome cos we just worked out. Gym clothes are acceptable slob outfits to wear for ladies who lunch.

A mix of three kinds. Waitress tripped over the enunciations of them I mocked her and was all, what? From Chimmy Chonga? Who cares seriously. Well I do, I like to think I know a thing or two about things or two.

LoLo surprisingly never had an oyster before. Wasn’t down. More for me.

This arrived in the morning, one of the pints smashed en route no biggie. It’s great with apple cider or PBE.

The girls train weekly and now I’m getting roped in to it. I need to though so I’m game. I am so sore today. I run and do free weights but obviously haven’t used a significant portion of my muscles lately as I feel like I was hit by a cement truck today pushed by the incredible hulk. (I watched the avengers last night).

Lunges are what killed me. Lunge hatred. But I got through three sets, back and forth total of six times. Should have seen me trying to walk down the stairs after all this while the gals laughed at me from above.

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My blog just turned 12. Back on November 28 2000 I decided to start a thing called “a blog” using a thing called blogger.com and haven’t turned back since. Love you guys. Keep it decent, check ya later with more insights and frights. PS. Happy Birthday Dad ILU2!!

Me at 17. 12 years ago. Ah-duh. Oxford mawfuhs!

AND why not come to Puerto Rico with meeeeeeeeeeeeee! In January. Seriously.

THE HOUSE WE WILL STAY IN!

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