Hey Raymi
I am in Japan right now… and I have just finished snorting a bunch of cocaine, and figured I would do the daily Raymi check. So I did… and I just wanted to let you know I think you are fuckin kewl. Im from Canada and Ive been in Japan for about 9 months. Basically your blog, asides from being entertaining, clever and genuine… has been comforting and ya. So I just wanna thank you for being fun and making me laugh and making me feel at home in such a fucked up crazy land.

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Simran


jack’s friends

today is fire alarm testing day AND i have my period, cid and i are VERY excited. he is cowering like a baby under the coffeetable while i bleed and cramp bleed and cramp FUN.

I AM A CRAP EXPLOSION.

hoodia plus sour milk (maybe sour) plus espresso plus week before menstruation equals LOOK OUT – it’s like drinking playa del carmen tap water w/o drinking playa del carmen tap water. tonite is sharpie’s birthday party me and fil are going to one of my favorite stores to get her something and then i will most likely buy myself a lot of things too. last nite i invented a new snack/meal – calabrese slices with goat cheese spread on, some basil and a piece of tomato all rolled up. v. nice. we watched down in the valley and edward norton does his typical cuckoo split-personality shit, i highly recommend, some parts are uncomfortable and the genius that is fil chose the one dvd with scratches all over it. he has decided he is never having kids after watching this, or, a slut daughter.

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY

ok i will write something now.

being a cat lover i have come to the conclusion that they are rude fucking assholes, tho i love ‘em still. the cat spends all day following you around and demanding to sit on your lap your chest your face for you to feed it and then let it sit on you some more and this carries on throughout the day and then finally it’s time for bed and the cat decides your hand is not clean enough to rest his fucking head on so he spends ten minutes licking it. how fucking rude. fuck you cat, YOU’RE the dirty one. MY EYES ARE FUCKING BLOODSHOT BECAUSE OF YOU AND I HAVE YOUR HAIR ALL OVER MY CLOTHES YOU SELFISH TIT!

anyway. yesterday was a stressful day for me, having nothing to do with the comments thing, this blog isn’t the centre of my universe you know. ok yes it is. i totally blew it at band practise, every song was just terrible. though we normally practise on tuesdays so maybe that had something to do with it, and my dad was using a new whateverthefuck FX pedal and randy had a new bass drum. my mind kept wandering. cool story.


the worst part is when people start thinking they have some sort of ownership of your
blog just because they have been reading for a while.

“i liked it when you used to…..”

yeah well fuck off — i don’t anymore.

anyway. good for you with the book. that’s an accomplishment.

yours truly,
nancy reagan