nyc batch 3
Author Archives: raymi
fil is in the doghouse so he is making dinner right now i told him he had to bring home appetizer-like food as well, i haven’t eaten all day, i said it had to be delicious food that didn’t require cooking lest i splode even more i am on the total fucking cusp of menses so fil’s doghouse dwelling is bad timing, mostly for him. anyway he can tell you what he did if he wants no he didn’t cheat on me, it’s something more simple yet complex than that. i said you can make me dinner tonite to begin the APOLOGIZNG PROCESS he asked ok what do i want i said something light and healthy and delicious and he said it is hard to do something like that and i said that is what the apologizing process is all about CHALLENGING YOURSELF. so far he is doing well except he just asked me to go downstairs and put the laundry in the dryer, minus points for that one, sorry.
**update i went and did the laundry, came back upstairs and was all mmm the hallway smells like my surprise dinner (i am not allowed in the kitchen) then i get inside and am greeted by a huge plume of stingy eye smoke and it is freezing cold, the screen door is open. i asked what smelled like burning, my surprise? i will have to wait and see. i am choking and coughing on the surprise though and my eyes are watering, and i am sneezing cos the smoke is making my nose tingle. lucky for cid he is low to the ground. it’s BASTARDLY cold in here cos of the open door, i was shivering down in the laundry room and thought i have to get fil to learn me to use the thermostat again, ungh, so much for that. hey fil THANKS FOR THE SURPRISE. i am sure it will be delicious.
sabrina: I totally know people that know cory kennedy. i probably could befriend her except for the fact that i am a crazy old lady that will like be totally bitchy whenever i have to see her cause i hate scenester kids. i know tons of her myspace friends though.
raymi: dude if u know what is good for me you will befriend her and get her to make me her new accessory JEEESUS CHRIST SABRINA stop being so fucking selfish!
sabrina: bahahahaha. i know, right? i am getting old. OLD. Next week I am going to be wearing depends or something. I bet cory kennedy will be super excited to know me to know you cause then you can be my not too old friend that is fun and fashionable and awesome–and then i get sent to the “retirement community” to die.
raymi: do not present yourself to her til late-spring, after i have a fucking art show and am 15 lbs lighter, cory kennedy does not want to hang out with a fat canadian asshole, though it might be a positive thing for her like a glimpse into her future except her future is like one jillion per cent brighter than mine.
sabrina: I dunno, if you think about it–crazy artist types like vincent gallo that decide to make lil nymphs–a la edie sedgewick famous for nothing–well those girls always end up with nothing, and dead in really pathetic ways.
you will probably be more awesome and famous. the end.
raymi: well she is blessed with a remarkably rememorable name if someone had the sense to tell me to have long garbage hair when i was her age i would have cadillacs for rollerskates by now.
batch 2 nyc
warning loser alert i am going to talk about cats.
cid is very happy that i am back to hang with him all day, he is being almost too friendly and i know it is one second away from him expressing his love with violence.
i think i will dye my hair tomorrow, nothing outrageous, it just needs more texture to it, a lift i dunno, yawn.
we had to wait HOURS at laguardia yesterday, luckily i suggested going to the airport early to kill time cos had we not we wouldn’t have gotten standby for the flight that was suppose to board at 1.30 but didn’t until after 6. our flight was suppose to be at 5.30 and bumped back to who knows when. i had taken money out to blow at the lounge but there isn’t one past security, lame AND THEN there wasn’t any in-flight service cos of the turbulence so great i am sober and going to die in a plane accident NICE. i watched some of that queen movie, it is good. i have a lot of smelly laundry to take care of and i have to get a new bank card turns out it WAS compromised (someone has my number) and when i went to sort it out at the bank it hadn’t been noted on the system, stupid.
i have back home blues, going away puts in perspective how grossly hermitlike lazy i am, i have been boosted and now that i am back it feels like i have all this time and don’t know what to do with it so i am sad but good sad like, i am not going to be a lazy ass anymore. thank you new york.
another thing it has inspired me to hate more people who comment on my blog nastily, i know my life is better than the majority of readers after a week bender, isn’t that great, you guys should go on a vacation too it will make you feel like captain world.
nyc batch 1
i am sad i lost a charm that i bought from the sanrio store in times square someone ripped it off my bag prolly. times square sucks, everyone who goes there sucks, it’s so disgustingly excessive, little kids wearing fugly fur coats, spoiled fat little dicks. we didn’t last long there. we were going to hit madame tussaud’s yesterday but i put my foot down, waiting in lines to look at wax celebrities fighting sunday crowds of families in your winter jacket ungh no thanks.
we met up with my old roommates shannon and rance and josh showed up too we had mexican and margaritas like old times, i was talking a lot so i finished eating and drinking last, i was talking a lot all nite long so everybody was a good foot ahead of me in the wasted department, shocking, i know.
we’ve been staying at thor since friday, it’s an awesome hotel. i have mad counts of fotos it will take ages to use them all on my blog so this blog will be the new york raymi blog for awhile oh i have to pack now see you later.
we hanged with lisa and pauly of queen street man fame last nite at motor city and it was like partying with two snl cast members non-stop hAlarity up until we got into a bar brawl with this stupid bitch who threw our drinks on us (they were mostly empty save for beer swill and my spat up tequila shot) anyway we went out to smoke lisa and i and fil is peeing in an alley somewhere and pauly is guarding our spot and this twat and her twat boyfriend sit down and pauly is like uh my friends are coming back and the girl insisted that we weren’t and so we come back and lisa lips off the girl and she is all EXCUSE ME NO SORRY when her bf is trying to get her to leave and she called lisa a nobody, lisa calls her one back and she says uh i am very much a somebody meanwhile pauly is trying to ease her off the bench and then it just fucking escalates and you know it’s going to end in shambles, this girl’s dude isn’t backing her at all and lisa is making her feel stupid on top of her already being told to leave so she leans into lisa, i put my arm across to block and told her to BE THE “BIGGER” WOMAN and just fucking leave and to get the fuck out of lisa’s face then i repeated the words GET OUT and narrowed my eyes because i am the super hero of the bar and a tough guy and fil is grabbing at my belt to sit down then the girl waits for me to pull back, grabs her own drink and dumps it all over lisa and half of it lands all the fuck over me and everything on our table dumped onto the floor, spilling more shit in our laps as it tumbles down and all the glasses smashed so i get up and shove the girl away really hard, she had the getting-up momentum happening anyway i think she fell but her dude is taking her away and by this time the door guy is all woah woah stop the world bla bla bla they don’t get kicked out but leave anyway, lisa wanted to kill her all nite long after that but couldn’t even remember what she looked like. her bf apologized to all of us and the door guy got us all a round of beers.
fil lectured me a lot i was like THIS IS NEW YORK BROTHER THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
true was with us but had left way before this happened, i wonder how she would have dealt with the situation. i think had i had a better range i would have punched that girl in the face, i would’ve got away with it too. she more than deserved it, lisa was being jokey and she didn’t understand that so she took CAN YOU FUCK OFF the wrong way i guess. in canada can you fuck off is like giving someone a hug, in new york it is fighting words. she responded with the excuse me no you didn’t tone of voice and asked DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO FUCK OFF. her defense to the door guy was THEY ARE ALL DRUNK OUT OF THEIR MINDS meanwhile her dude was like i’m sorry she is disgusting and terrible and drunk sorry.
jamie blogged about what we did before heading into manhattan.
